| Trojan et al. | 13 |
| Potential birthday present, e.g. | 32 |
| "O wad some Pow'r the ___ gie us": Burns | 54 |
| Clark's dramatic talent? | 28 |
| Present from Zsa Zsa? | 21 |
| Mugger's forte? | 19 |
| Present at birth? | 17 |
| Present need? | 13 |
| Present attachments | 19 |
| Ready for the present? | 22 |
| Ready for presentation, in a way | 32 |
| Ready to go under a Christmas tree | 34 |
| Like many presents | 18 |
| Christmas present you'll find inside this grid | 50 |
| Present holder | 14 |
| Conceals a present | 18 |
| Ethernet unit | 13 |
| Growing problem? | 16 |
| Compu Kitty or Digital Doggie | 29 |
| Unit of explosive force | 23 |
| Explosive unit | 14 |
| Measure of explosive force | 26 |
| Big quantity of juice? | 22 |
| A lot of power | 14 |
| Futuristic artist H.R. | 22 |
| Zesty staple of Asian cuisine | 29 |
| Speared, as a fish | 18 |
| Cracked up | 10 |
| Reacted with nervous embarrassment, maybe | 41 |
| Reacted with embarrassment, maybe | 33 |
| Laughed nervously, maybe | 24 |
| Holmes's words for a tea party | 34 |
| Titterer | 8 |
| Those who laugh foolishly | 25 |
| Titters nervously | 17 |
| Slumber party sounds | 20 |
| Silly laughs | 12 |
| Laughing fit | 12 |
| Check for credibility, in modern lingo | 38 |
| Showing amusement | 17 |
| Tittering | 9 |
| Tenor Beniamino ___ | 19 |
| Only film to sweep the major categories at the Golden Raspberries | 65 |
| Movie that doesn't rhyme with "wiggly" | 52 |
| Movie bomb of 2003 | 18 |
| Italian tenor Beniamino | 23 |
| Affleck/Lopez stinker of 2003 | 29 |
| Affleck/Lopez film | 18 |
| 2003 role for Affleck | 21 |
| 2003 movie bomb | 15 |
| 2003 film that won the Razzie Award for Worst Picture | 53 |
| 2003 film that won the "Razzie grand slam" | 52 |
| 2003 Ben Affleck film | 21 |
| 2003 Ben Affleck bomb | 21 |
| 2003 Affleck/Lopez flick | 24 |
| Verdi's philanderer? | 24 |
| Male for sale | 13 |
| Paid escort | 11 |
| Escort of a sort | 16 |
| 1980 Richard Gere portrayal | 27 |
| Role for Richard Gere | 21 |
| Paid male escort | 16 |
| Hired companion | 15 |
| Woman's paid escort | 23 |
| Professional male escort | 24 |
| Professional escort | 19 |
| Money-making company? | 21 |
| Male professional escort | 24 |
| Hired escort | 12 |
| Date for hire | 13 |
| Boy toy, perhaps | 16 |
| "Just a ___/I Ain't Got Nobody" | 45 |
| "Just a ___" (Marlene Dietrich's last film) | 57 |
| "Just a ___" (1931 hit) | 33 |
| "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" guy | 39 |
| "Deuce Bigalow Male ___" (1999 film) | 46 |
| "American ---" (Gere film) | 36 |
| "American ___" (Richard Gere movie) | 45 |
| "American ___" (Gere film) | 36 |
| "American ___" (1980 Richard Gere film) | 49 |
| 'American --' (Richard Gere film) | 41 |
| Paid escorts | 12 |
| Escorts of a sort | 17 |
| Some ladies' men | 20 |
| Showtime series set in Las Vegas | 32 |
| Male escorts of a sort | 22 |
| Hired escorts | 13 |
| Escorts of sorts | 16 |
| One-on-one job for a ladies' man? | 37 |
| Lively dance of yore | 20 |
| Concluding dance movement | 25 |
| Movement in some Bach suites | 28 |
| Lively dance movement ending some classical suites | 50 |
| Lively dance movements | 22 |
| Lively Baroque dances | 21 |
| Baroque suite finishers | 23 |
| 'They Shoot Horses, Don't They?' actor | 50 |
| Preparing for mil. inspection | 29 |
| Cleaning, as if for military inspection | 39 |
| Cleaning for military inspection | 32 |