| Underground conduit | 19 |
| Queues in the news in 1979 | 26 |
| Faux fireplace flamer | 21 |
| Bogus blazer | 12 |
| Long-lasting living room illuminator | 36 |
| It'll keep the home fires burning | 37 |
| Fireplace fake | 14 |
| Faux item in a fireplace | 24 |
| Fake thing in a fireplace | 25 |
| Fake in a fireplace | 19 |
| Fake flame maker | 16 |
| Fake fireplace item | 19 |
| Ersatz blazer | 13 |
| Phony blazers | 13 |
| Fireplace fakes | 15 |
| Fake fireplace fixtures | 23 |
| Urban utility conduits | 22 |
| Subterranean lines | 18 |
| Street-diggers' targets | 27 |
| Energy providers | 16 |
| Carriers under city streets | 27 |
| Smog protection for a sword-wielding hero? | 42 |
| Riot gear | 9 |
| Protective wear for airborne toxins | 35 |
| Protective respirators | 22 |
| Some meter readers | 18 |
| Aeriform zoo | 12 |
| Marc of the Memphis Grizzlies | 29 |
| Four-time N.B.A. All-Star Pau ___ | 33 |
| Wallets' strip | 18 |
| Pioneering Frank King comic strip featuring Walt and Skeezix | 60 |
| Comic strip with Skeezix | 24 |
| Flashlight alternative | 22 |
| Powerful coach for Cinderella? | 30 |
| Roadside offerings | 18 |
| Refinery products | 17 |
| It may help you get from E to F | 31 |
| Place for some grease monkeys | 29 |
| Place for grease monkeys | 24 |
| Place for a fill-up | 19 |
| Its islands are not surrounded by water | 39 |
| It often has islands | 20 |
| Appliance with a pilot | 22 |
| Place for a range fire | 22 |
| Keeper of a flame? | 18 |
| Flame-based cooker | 18 |
| Cooker with a pilot | 19 |
| Spanish explorer of Upper California | 36 |
| One of the Magi, and namesakes | 30 |
| Sounded shocked | 15 |
| Showed surprise, in a way | 25 |
| Showed one's shock | 22 |
| Reacted in horror | 17 |
| Betrayed surprise | 17 |
| Struggled to breathe | 20 |
| Struggled for air | 17 |
| Said in horror, say | 19 |
| Said "Oh ... my ... God!," e.g. | 41 |
| Reacted to a surprise | 21 |
| Reacted to a sudden pain, say | 29 |
| Had a sudden inspiration | 24 |
| Fought for air | 14 |
| Breathed laboriously | 20 |
| Speed trap victims? | 19 |
| Was audibly shocked by | 22 |
| Soho cig | 8 |
| Coventry cig | 12 |
| British smokes | 14 |
| Like many a marathon finisher | 29 |
| Fuel line maintenance worker? | 29 |
| Lines to some stoves | 20 |
| Heavenly body that humans will never set foot on | 48 |
| Rue relatives | 13 |
| Reason # 2 to chill at home this summer | 39 |
| Is in awe of soda fountain freebies? | 36 |
| Speedpass reader | 16 |
| Regular dispenser | 17 |
| Burner locale | 13 |
| Common kitchen amenity | 22 |
| A pilot might start it | 22 |
| Search function on an appliance store's website? | 52 |
| They usually have four burners | 30 |
| Pilots are found inside them | 28 |
| Blue circle on a range | 22 |
| Tenacious D bandmate Kyle | 25 |
| Kyle, the other member of Tenacious D | 37 |
| Alley, to Adenauer | 18 |
| Funny joke, slangily | 20 |
| One very funny joke | 19 |
| Nobelist in medicine: 1944 | 26 |
| Funny joke, in old slang | 24 |
| Very funny wisecrack | 20 |
| Very funny joke (Sl.) | 21 |
| Super joke | 10 |
| Source of yoks | 14 |
| Real dilly | 10 |
| Joke that wows 'em | 22 |
| Joke that causes a belly laugh, e.g. | 36 |
| Joke that causes a belly laugh | 30 |
| Good joke: slang | 16 |