| Cause of a mirthquake | 21 |
| Hilarious jokes | 15 |
| They're hysterical | 22 |
| Gets fuel | 9 |
| Writer Ortega y ___ | 19 |
| Philosopher Ortega y ____ | 25 |
| Ortega y ___ | 12 |
| Result of a '70s shortage | 29 |
| Highway stops | 13 |
| Shell locations | 15 |
| Transportation to use while your car is being serviced? | 55 |
| Siphoning targets | 17 |
| Valve in some fireplaces | 24 |
| Burner hookup | 13 |
| Outlets in a chemistry lab | 26 |
| Alphonse's friend | 21 |
| Alfonse's polite ami | 24 |
| "Beauty and the Beast" role | 37 |
| One of a polite pair | 20 |
| Leroux who created the Phantom | 30 |
| Half an early comics duo | 24 |
| Antagonist in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" | 59 |
| Alphonse's sidekick | 23 |
| Alphonse's partner in old comics | 36 |
| Alphonse's pal | 18 |
| Alphonse's friend, in the comics | 36 |
| Alphonse's companion | 24 |
| Alphonse's comics partner | 29 |
| "Beauty and the Beast" villain | 40 |
| City in N. C. | 13 |
| Part of a drain | 15 |
| Stomach ailment | 15 |
| Result of unwise dining | 23 |
| Relating to food | 16 |
| Snail, for one | 14 |
| Snail or slug, e.g. | 19 |
| Movie about a road trip spent filling up the car? | 49 |
| Competition among filling stations, slangily | 44 |
| Beano alternative | 17 |
| Mylanta alternative | 19 |
| Maalox competitor | 17 |
| Rival to Tums or Beano | 22 |
| Relief name | 11 |
| Phazyme alternative | 19 |
| Cramp-relieving brand | 21 |
| Big name in pressure relief | 27 |
| Antibloating brand | 18 |
| Alternative to Beano or Tums | 28 |
| Nurse shark | 11 |
| Ticket-taking ant | 17 |
| Light, rich sponge cakes | 24 |
| Entered without invite | 22 |
| Uninvited one | 13 |
| Clumsy passenger in the airport boarding area? | 46 |
| Structure at a castle's entrance | 36 |
| Drop leaf support | 17 |
| Supporter of a drop leaf | 24 |
| Furniture feature | 17 |
| Drop leaf supporter | 19 |
| Doorkeeper | 10 |
| St. Peter, e.g.? | 16 |
| Security guard / ID at a party | 30 |
| One may let you in | 18 |
| Guard at the portal | 19 |
| Grade-crossing attendant | 24 |
| Some estate workers | 19 |
| Some estate security workers | 28 |
| Entries' sentries | 21 |
| Entrance protectors | 19 |
| Access controllers | 18 |
| Growth on the entrance to an abandoned castle? | 46 |
| Rabbit trap | 11 |
| Stadium ticket datum | 20 |
| Garden entrance component, perhaps | 34 |
| Fence fixture | 13 |
| Entrance boundary, perhaps | 26 |
| Steel-mill employee | 19 |
| Spruers | 7 |
| Borough on the Tyne | 19 |
| October 17, 1777 | 16 |
| Give the ___ (fire) | 19 |
| Miami or Amsterdam, for example | 31 |
| Marijuana, some say | 19 |
| Entry points | 12 |
| Philistine city | 15 |
| Where to tell it not | 20 |
| Home of Goliath | 15 |
| City of the Philistines | 23 |
| Birthplace of Goliath | 21 |
| "Tell it not in ___" | 30 |
| Sanskrit hymn | 13 |
| Persian hymn group | 18 |
| Hymn ascribed to Zoroaster | 26 |
| Getting together | 16 |
| Sign of coming danger | 21 |
| Performing a farm chore | 23 |
| Nonrolling stone's activity, presumably | 43 |
| Quilting bee? | 13 |
| Bees | 4 |
| Volume I of a Churchill opus, with "The" | 50 |