| Text | Length |
| Stereotypical starting job assignment at a corporation | 54 |
| Proverbial starting point on the corporate ladder | 49 |
| Proverbial first job locale | 27 |
| Place for things to get sorted out | 34 |
| Office's letter center | 26 |
| Posts | 5 |
| Forwards | 8 |
| Sends with a stamp | 18 |
| Sends via the USPS | 18 |
| Posts a letter | 14 |
| Drops in a post office slot | 27 |
| Where holiday delays are common, with "the" | 53 |
| What fan does to band's club | 32 |
| Uses a certain box | 18 |
| Sends with stamps | 17 |
| Sends via USPS | 14 |
| Sends in a stamped envelope | 27 |
| Sends by post | 13 |
| Sends a letter | 14 |
| Puts one's stamp on something | 33 |
| Puts into the postbox | 21 |
| Puts in the letter box | 22 |
| Postal system | 13 |
| Drops in the letter box | 23 |
| Drops in a slot | 15 |
| Drops in a box on the street, say | 33 |
| Drops in a box | 14 |
| Drops a letter | 14 |
| Sends some beans? | 17 |
| Hurt severely | 13 |
| Hurt badly | 10 |
| Mutilate | 8 |
| Injure severely | 15 |
| Seriously injure | 16 |
| Cause serious injury to | 23 |
| Injure badly | 12 |
| Badly injure | 12 |
| Seriously wound | 15 |
| Seriously impair | 16 |
| Make defective | 14 |
| Hurt and disable | 16 |
| Cause bodily injury | 19 |
| Severely harm | 13 |
| Seriously hurt | 14 |
| Make lame, perhaps | 18 |
| Kneecap, e.g. | 13 |
| Injure seriously | 16 |
| Injure gravely | 14 |
| Hurt bad | 8 |
| Hobble severely | 15 |
| Grievously injure, in a way | 27 |
| Do some serious damage to | 25 |
| Do some serious damage | 22 |
| Critically injure | 17 |
| Badly wound | 11 |
| Wound woefully | 14 |
| Wound severely | 14 |
| Wing, in a way | 14 |
| Unhand? | 7 |
| Seriously mess up | 17 |
| Really injure | 13 |
| More than mar | 13 |
| More than hurt | 14 |
| More than _urt | 14 |
| Leave with a limp | 17 |
| Lacerate, e.g. | 14 |
| Hurt seriously | 14 |
| Grievously wound | 16 |
| Do mayhem to | 12 |
| Disarm? | 7 |
| Deform in battle | 16 |
| Cripple and then some | 21 |
| Break limbs off of, say | 23 |
| Severely injured | 16 |
| Seriously harmed | 16 |
| Mutilated | 9 |
| Injured badly | 13 |
| Severely injured, in a way | 26 |
| Seriously injured | 17 |
| Badly injured, in a way | 23 |
| Hurts badly | 11 |
| Disfigures | 10 |
| Seriously impairs | 17 |
| Mutilates, in a way | 19 |
| Injures badly | 13 |
| Seriously harms | 15 |
| Injures severely | 16 |
| Severely injures | 16 |
| Seriously injures | 17 |
| Really hurts | 12 |
| Permanently injures | 19 |
| Mutilates | 9 |
| Lops an arm off of, say | 23 |
| Kneecaps, say | 13 |
| Kneecaps, e.g. | 14 |
| Injures seriously | 17 |
| Injures grievously | 18 |
| Hurts severely | 14 |
| Harms bodily | 12 |
| Damages badly | 13 |
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