| Song that begins "How come you're always such a fussy young man?" | 79 |
| Song parody with the lyric "You haven't even touched your tuna casserole" | 87 |
| Really love something, with "up" | 42 |
| Really enjoy something, with "up" | 43 |
| Parody of a 1983 #1 hit | 23 |
| Hit for ''Weird Al'' | 36 |
| Grammy-winning Yankovic parody of a Michael Jackson hit | 55 |
| Grammy-winning Weird Al Yankovic song | 37 |
| Grammy-winning parody of 1984 | 29 |
| Gloating comment | 16 |
| First Top 40 hit for Weird Al Yankovic | 38 |
| First Top 40 hit for "Weird Al" | 41 |
| Fail ignominiously | 18 |
| Enjoy something immensely, with "up" | 46 |
| Enjoy something enormously, with "up" | 47 |
| Al Yankovic parody | 18 |
| Accept the loss, in slang | 25 |
| Accept a bad defeat, in slang | 29 |
| Absorb the loss | 15 |
| Absorb the cost, in slang | 25 |
| 1984 Weird Al Yankovic hit | 26 |
| 1984 Weird Al hit | 17 |
| 1984 hit with the lyric "Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam" | 78 |
| 1984 hit with the lyric "Have a banana, have a whole bunch" | 69 |
| 1984 hit parody of a 1983 hit song | 34 |
| "You can't have your cake if you ___" | 51 |
| "You can't have your cake and ___" | 48 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic's first top 40 hit | 52 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic song | 34 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic parody | 36 |
| "Weird Al" spoof of a Michael Jackson hit | 51 |
| "In. Your. Face" | 26 |
| "In. Your. Face. Boyee!" | 34 |
| "Have your cake and ___ too" | 38 |
| "Eff you, man!" | 25 |
| "And thus shall ye ___": Exod. | 40 |
| "And thus shall ye ___ . . . ": Ex. 12:11 | 51 |
| "... your cake and __" | 32 |
| " . . . and ye shall ___ in haste": Ex. 12:11 | 56 |
| '73 Humble Pie album | 24 |
| Words on a Wonderland cake | 26 |
| Wonderland cake message | 23 |
| Wonderland message | 18 |
| Wonderland cake words | 21 |
| Message on a Wonderland cake | 28 |
| "Go to hell!" | 23 |
| Words on Alice's cake | 25 |
| Phrase on the Deathmobile cake float in "Animal House" | 64 |
| Invitation on a fictional cake | 30 |
| Inscription on a Wonderland cake | 32 |
| Directive in the chapter "Down the Rabbit-Hole" | 57 |
| "Suck it!" | 20 |
| Words spelled out in currants on a Wonderland cake | 50 |
| Words on cakes in "Alice in Wonderland" and "Animal House" | 78 |
| Words on an "Animal House" cake float | 47 |
| Words on Alice's snack | 26 |
| Words on a fictional cake | 25 |
| Words on a cake in Wonderland | 29 |
| Words on a cake in an 1865 classic | 34 |
| Words of fiction written in currants | 36 |
| Words in Wonderland read by Alice | 33 |
| Words Alice read on a cake | 26 |
| Words Alice read | 16 |
| Words Alice obeyed | 18 |
| Words "beautifully marked in currants" in "Alice in Wonderland" | 83 |
| Wonderland phrase | 17 |
| Wonderland message on a cake | 28 |
| Wonderland directive | 20 |
| Wonderland cake phrase | 22 |
| Wonderland cake instruction | 27 |
| Sign on an "Animal House" float | 41 |
| Phrase on a Wonderland cake | 27 |
| Message obeyed by Alice | 23 |
| Invitation on a Wonderland cake | 31 |
| Instruction written in currants for Alice | 41 |
| Instruction on a cake found by Alice | 36 |
| Directive obeyed by Alice | 25 |
| Currant words for Alice | 23 |
| Cupcake words, in "Alice in Wonderland" | 49 |
| Cake words in "Alice in Wonderland" | 45 |
| Cake invitation that Alice accepted | 35 |
| Alice's cake words | 22 |
| Alice's cake message | 24 |
| Alice's cake instruction | 28 |
| 1980s insult line | 17 |
| "Screw off" | 21 |
| "Get bent!" | 21 |
| "Fuck off" | 20 |
| "Eff you!" | 20 |
| Drag racing taunt | 17 |
| 1976 Ron Howard film | 20 |
| "Try and catch me!" | 29 |
| "Jack Sprat could ___ fat" | 36 |
| "...could ___ fat" | 28 |
| " . . . could ___ fat" | 32 |
| ''Jack Sprat could ___ . . .'' | 46 |
| "His wife could ___ lean" | 35 |
| " . . . could ___ lean" | 33 |
| ''Jack Sprat could ___ fat'' | 44 |
| "Jack Sprat could ___ fat . . ." | 42 |