| What Bernstein didn't have | 30 |
| What a poor listener may have | 29 |
| Unlikely trait for a musicologist | 33 |
| Unlikely trait for a musician | 29 |
| Trait of the musically challenged | 33 |
| Tone-deafness | 13 |
| Symbol of the musically challenged | 34 |
| Singing hindrance | 17 |
| Pitch issue | 11 |
| Noted weakness? | 15 |
| Musician's weakness | 23 |
| Musician's obstacle | 23 |
| Musician's bane | 19 |
| Musical insensitivity | 21 |
| Musical incompetence | 20 |
| Musical inaptitude | 18 |
| Musical drawback | 16 |
| Musical debit | 13 |
| Music-lover's woe | 21 |
| Music teacher's challenge | 29 |
| Music critic's bane | 23 |
| Music class liability | 21 |
| Music class impediment | 22 |
| Liability for a musician | 24 |
| Lack of discernment re music | 28 |
| Karaoke singer's ineptitude, to the chagrin of the audience | 63 |
| Karaoke problem | 15 |
| Karaoke liability | 17 |
| Inaptitude for music | 20 |
| Inability to tell A from B, e.g. | 32 |
| Inability to get A's or B's? | 36 |
| Inability to appreciate music | 29 |
| Harmonic liability | 18 |
| Feature for the Oz woodsman? | 28 |
| Conductor's bane | 20 |
| Conducting problem | 18 |
| Concert attendee's problem | 30 |
| Chorus rejectee's problem | 29 |
| Characteristic of the "musically challenged" | 54 |
| Cause of bad singing, often | 27 |
| Bad singer's problem | 24 |
| Bad musician's "body part" | 40 |
| Bad karaoke performer's problem | 35 |
| A terrible singer has one | 25 |
| A nonmusician may have one | 26 |
| Would-be singers' liabilities | 33 |
| Unmusical anatomy | 17 |
| Problems for some concert-goers | 31 |
| Nonlisteners' afflictions | 29 |
| Musical liabilities | 19 |
| Musical insensitivities | 23 |
| Hearing problems? | 17 |
| Bad traits for conductors | 25 |
| Appendages for musical illiterates | 34 |
| Like forks | 10 |
| Like a trident | 14 |
| Having prongs | 13 |
| With prongs | 11 |
| Like a fork | 11 |
| Possessing prongs | 17 |
| Three-__ garden fork | 20 |
| Like pitchforks | 15 |
| Like Neptune's trident | 26 |
| Like a fork or a trident | 24 |
| Forklike | 8 |
| Fork-shaped | 11 |
| Pronged | 7 |
| Pointed at the dinner table? | 28 |
| Like some utensils | 18 |
| Like some harrows | 17 |
| Like psi | 8 |
| Like antlers | 12 |
| Like a runcible spoon | 21 |
| Like a harrow | 13 |
| Clothes moth | 12 |
| Fork prongs | 11 |
| Antler branches | 15 |
| Points at the table? | 20 |
| Pitchfork prongs | 16 |
| Fork projections | 16 |
| Dinner fork quartet | 19 |
| Trident's trio | 18 |
| Points at the dinner table | 26 |
| Pitchfork projections | 21 |
| Trident prongs | 14 |
| Points at dinner | 16 |
| Pitchfork features | 18 |
| Pea pokers | 10 |
| Parts of harrows | 16 |
| Fork's fingers | 18 |
| Fork pokers | 11 |
| Fork parts | 10 |
| Trident parts | 13 |
| They're stuck into steaks | 29 |
| They're stuck in meat | 25 |
| They have points | 16 |
| Stabbers | 8 |
| Spearing points | 15 |
| Some silverware parts | 21 |
| Sharp prongs | 12 |