| Text | Length |
| Suffered from the flu | 21 |
| Suffered after a workout | 24 |
| Rued the run | 12 |
| Rued one's run | 18 |
| Rued exercise | 13 |
| Rued a workout | 14 |
| Pained | 6 |
| Needed Tylenol, say | 19 |
| Needed to visit a masseur | 25 |
| Needed to be kneaded? | 21 |
| Needed to be kneaded, maybe | 27 |
| Needed to be kneaded | 20 |
| Needed arnica | 13 |
| Needed a rubdown, maybe | 23 |
| Needed a massage, say | 21 |
| Needed a massage, maybe | 23 |
| Needed a chiropractor, say | 26 |
| Hurt, as a tooth | 16 |
| Hankered (for) | 14 |
| Had pains | 9 |
| Had great sympathy (for) | 24 |
| Had arthralgia | 14 |
| Had a hurt | 10 |
| Felt the strain | 15 |
| Felt the results of a run | 25 |
| Felt sympathetic | 16 |
| Felt pity | 9 |
| Felt eager | 10 |
| Felt compassion (for) | 21 |
| Endured pain | 12 |
| Cravings | 8 |
| Yearns | 6 |
| Pines | 5 |
| Smarts | 6 |
| Flu symptoms | 12 |
| Suffers | 7 |
| Massage targets | 15 |
| Pains in the neck | 17 |
| Throbs | 6 |
| Sorrows | 7 |
| Longs for | 9 |
| Aspirin targets | 15 |
| Twinges | 7 |
| Pains | 5 |
| Yearnings | 9 |
| Hurts | 5 |
| Masseur's targets | 21 |
| Languishes | 10 |
| Sore spots | 10 |
| Pines (for) | 11 |
| Partner of pains | 16 |
| Has a yen | 9 |
| Feels sore | 10 |
| Muscle maladies | 15 |
| Causes for complaints | 21 |
| You may get these in the long run? | 34 |
| Yearns (for) | 12 |
| Pains' partner | 18 |
| Liniment targets | 16 |
| Is sore | 7 |
| Has a yen for | 13 |
| Yearns painfully | 16 |
| Needs a massage | 15 |
| Has sore muscles | 16 |
| ___ and pains | 13 |
| Feels fluish | 12 |
| Causes for complaint | 20 |
| Workout reminders | 17 |
| Pains' partners | 19 |
| Pains partner | 13 |
| Pains go-with | 13 |
| Needs a rubdown | 15 |
| Is heartbroken | 14 |
| Ibuprofen targets | 17 |
| Charley horses, e.g. | 20 |
| Charley horses | 14 |
| Certain medical symptoms | 24 |
| Workout woes | 12 |
| Weekend warrior's woes | 26 |
| Tylenol targets | 15 |
| Tummy troubles | 14 |
| Tooth problems | 14 |
| They may accompany pains | 24 |
| Stuntmen's woes | 19 |
| Shoveler's woes | 19 |
| Rues the running | 16 |
| Rues the aerobics | 17 |
| Postgame assortment, maybe | 26 |
| Persistent pains | 16 |
| Partners of pains | 17 |
| Pains' associate | 20 |
| Pains in the neck, e.g. | 23 |
| Needs aspirin | 13 |
| Molar maladies | 14 |
| Heart problems? | 15 |
| Heart conditions? | 17 |
| Has the flu | 11 |
| Has lumbago | 11 |
| Flu sufferer's woe | 22 |
| Feels (for) | 11 |
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