| Comment said while letting off steam? | 37 |
| "Don't make me come over there!" | 46 |
| "__ they've canceled my blood type": Bob Hope | 59 |
| Beatles song recorded again for the AARP? | 41 |
| Beginning of a private message that all the readers of the A.V. Club now get to listen in on | 92 |
| ''A thousand pardons!'' | 39 |
| Words you may hear after being hurt | 35 |
| "Pleeeease forgive me!" | 33 |
| "A thousand pardons!" | 31 |
| Words said with a yawn | 22 |
| Beatles song with a complaining title | 37 |
| Beat admission | 14 |
| Born loser's lament: Part 1 | 31 |
| Empty proclamation? | 19 |
| "But you need me!" | 28 |
| She said "After all these years ..." | 46 |
| 1983 Elton John hit | 19 |
| Shania Twain song for egotists | 30 |
| Puzzle solver's complaint | 29 |
| Some online communications, briefly | 35 |
| One reply to "How old are you?" | 41 |
| Melissa Etheridge "___ Only One" | 42 |
| "Oh, now _____ bad guy!" | 34 |
| "Oh, ___ kind of guy..." | 34 |
| "And ___ Queen of England!" | 37 |
| "___ Only One" (Melissa Etheridge hit) | 48 |
| "___ one" (repeating lyric in Johnny Rivers' hit "Seventh Son) | 81 |
| "___ One That I Want" (Margaret Cho album) | 52 |
| "___ greatest!": Ali | 30 |
| One man's declaration to an upset party planner? | 52 |
| Car seller's comment at the poker game | 42 |
| Response to an invitation | 25 |
| Response to a highly anticipated event | 38 |
| "Wouldn't miss it!" | 33 |
| It's what Jack Benny says twice after being told, "Your money or your life!" | 90 |
| Pooped words | 12 |
| Comment before turning in | 25 |
| "The bed is calling me" | 33 |
| "Go on without me" | 28 |
| "If ___ believe ..." | 30 |
| "For ___ be Queen o' the May": Tennyson | 53 |
| "For ___ be Queen o' the May" | 43 |
| "Are you saying ___ blame?" | 37 |
| "_____ be Queen o' the May" | 41 |
| "___ blame" ("It was me") | 45 |
| "Dad's gonna kill me" | 35 |
| "___ old for this!" | 29 |
| "--- Sexy" (Right Said Fred tune) | 43 |
| ''___ Sexy'' (Right Said Fred tune) | 51 |
| '-- old for this!' | 26 |
| "Likes home cooking" means ... | 40 |
| Senior's complaint | 22 |
| Senior's complaint (15) | 27 |
| Frustrated cry from an experienced pro | 38 |
| Elderly one's complaint | 27 |
| "Enough kid stuff!" | 29 |
| 1992 chart-topper that mentions "my little turn on the catwalk" | 73 |
| 1992 #1 hit for Right Said Fred | 31 |
| "Please let me get my beauty rest" | 44 |
| Hawaiian baking pit | 19 |
| Oahu baking pit | 15 |
| Baking pit, in Hawaii | 21 |
| Baking pit | 10 |
| "___ my ears in work!" | 32 |
| Don's parting words? | 24 |
| Start of an excuse for inattention | 34 |
| "___ will, I can . . . ": Sheridan | 44 |
| Lead-in to a strongly held opinion | 34 |
| "Gotta tell ya ..." | 29 |
| "Any day now" | 23 |
| Foot-tapping words | 18 |
| Modern name of Emmaus | 21 |
| "Am _____ brother's keeper?" | 42 |
| "Am ___ brother's keeper?" | 40 |
| ''Am __ brother's keeper?'' | 47 |
| Friend-in-need's helpful response | 37 |
| Qualified fellow's boast | 28 |
| "This guy's here to help," with two thumbs chestward | 66 |
| Jason Mraz song that spent a record 76 weeks on Billboard's Hot 100 | 71 |
| Redundant referral in first person | 34 |
| Ento | 4 |
| A kind of crowd | 15 |
| "Dancing With the Stars" judge Carrie Ann ___ | 55 |
| Carrie Ann of "Dancing With the Stars" | 48 |
| Poorly situated | 15 |
| Sobbing uncontrollably, perhaps | 31 |
| Really hurting | 14 |
| Not doing well at all | 21 |
| Doing terribly | 14 |
| Deserving of help | 17 |
| The Black Orchid actress | 27 |
| "The Comancheros" actress, 1961 | 41 |
| Where many jokes are set | 24 |
| Where "two guys" are often located, joke-wise | 55 |
| Where to use pickup lines | 25 |
| Joke locale | 11 |
| With a ton of ceremony | 22 |
| How some calorie counters eventually want to look good | 54 |
| One way to go out? | 18 |
| Impressive way to go out | 24 |