| Text | Length |
| Rare family member | 18 |
| One in a multiple birth | 23 |
| Family member, rarely | 21 |
| Essential beginning? | 20 |
| Dionne girl | 11 |
| Any of the Dionnes | 18 |
| A Dionne girl | 13 |
| Celtics or Lakers | 17 |
| Schubert's Trout __ | 23 |
| Indie rock's Pavement, e.g. | 31 |
| The Dionnes, notably | 20 |
| Five that arrive together | 25 |
| Jazz session for a sibling combo? | 33 |
| Witty one-liner | 15 |
| Short witticism | 15 |
| Marx observation | 16 |
| Groucho's specialty | 23 |
| Groucho remark | 14 |
| Clever quote | 12 |
| Words of Hope | 13 |
| Wit's remark, often | 23 |
| Wit's remark | 16 |
| Wise words? | 11 |
| Will Rogers specialty | 21 |
| Will Rogers forte | 17 |
| Wilde remark | 12 |
| Wag's words | 15 |
| Verbal sally | 12 |
| Typical bumper-sticker phrase | 29 |
| Stand-up fodder | 15 |
| Smart aleck's specialty | 27 |
| Oscar Wilde's specialty | 27 |
| One-liner, often | 16 |
| Many a tweeted remark | 21 |
| Make a clever remark | 20 |
| Laugh-worthy line | 17 |
| It's shorter than a one-liner | 33 |
| Gibe or jest | 12 |
| Funny comment | 13 |
| Display of wit | 14 |
| Common crossword theme | 22 |
| Comment from Jon Stewart | 24 |
| Bumper-sticker phrase, usually | 30 |
| Bumper sticker phrase, usually | 30 |
| Bumper sticker contents, often | 30 |
| Bit of Marx's legacy | 24 |
| (Supp)l(y w)i(th) ne(cessary materials) | 39 |
| Witty type | 10 |
| Witty one-liners | 16 |
| Snappy comebacks | 16 |
| Oddities | 8 |
| Many Conan O'Brien lines | 28 |
| Wit, often | 10 |
| Paper measure | 13 |
| Paper purchase | 14 |
| Quantity of paper | 17 |
| Set of sheets | 13 |
| Paper amount | 12 |
| Part of a ream | 14 |
| Lots of paper | 13 |
| 24 sheets of paper | 18 |
| Twenty-four sheets of paper | 27 |
| 1/20th of a ream | 16 |
| Two dozen sheets | 16 |
| Twentieth of a ream | 19 |
| Ream part | 9 |
| Ream fraction | 13 |
| Quantity for Richard Hoe | 24 |
| Paper portion | 13 |
| Leaf collection? | 16 |
| Company of singers | 18 |
| About two dozen sheets | 22 |
| A couple dozen sheets | 21 |
| 5% of a ream | 12 |
| 24 sheets | 9 |
| Vagary | 6 |
| Odd mannerism | 13 |
| Peculiar trait | 14 |
| Peculiar mannerism | 18 |
| Resigned | 8 |
| Threw in the towel | 18 |
| "Don't ___ your day job" | 38 |
| PC program command | 18 |
| Give two weeks' notice | 26 |
| Gave notice | 11 |
| Tip one's king, e.g. | 24 |
| Stop saying "Sorry," perhaps? | 39 |
| Say ''uncle,'' e.g. | 35 |
| Retire for the day | 18 |
| Resign from | 11 |
| Refuse to continue | 18 |
| Pull out prematurely | 20 |
| Preempt a firing? | 17 |
| Pick up one's marbles | 25 |
| Part company with a company | 27 |
| Make canning impossible? | 24 |
| Leave work for good | 19 |
| Leave the job | 13 |
| Leave one's job | 19 |
| Leave for good | 14 |
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