| Text | Length |
| Mischievous act | 15 |
| Leg-pull | 8 |
| Halloween trick, e.g. | 21 |
| Halloween foolishness | 21 |
| Fraternity fun | 14 |
| Fraternity act | 14 |
| Feature of some reality shows | 29 |
| Call that may result in an abrupt hang-up | 41 |
| April Fool's act | 20 |
| April 1 gag | 11 |
| April 1 activity | 16 |
| "The War of the Worlds," famously | 43 |
| "Candid Camera" set-up | 32 |
| Like a card | 11 |
| Mischievous activities | 22 |
| Throwing cream pies and such | 28 |
| Short-sheeting and such | 23 |
| Short-sheeting and others | 25 |
| Short-sheeting a bed, TP'ing a house, etc. | 46 |
| Mischievous acts | 16 |
| Impish doings | 13 |
| Hotfoots, e.g. | 14 |
| Halloween mischievousness | 25 |
| Gambados | 8 |
| Didoes | 6 |
| "Gotcha!" crier | 25 |
| One who revels in April Fools' Day | 38 |
| Fall preceder? | 14 |
| Fall lead-in? | 13 |
| Kind of fall | 12 |
| "Fall" attachment | 27 |
| Word before "fall" | 28 |
| Hind end | 8 |
| Prefix with fall | 16 |
| Word before fall | 16 |
| Word attached to "fall" | 33 |
| Type of fall | 12 |
| It's before fall? | 21 |
| It comes before a fall? | 23 |
| Buttocks, in slang | 18 |
| Beginning of fall? | 18 |
| Backside, slangily | 18 |
| Word before 'fall' | 26 |
| Trick, in Scotland | 18 |
| Something to fall on | 20 |
| Rear end, site of many falls | 28 |
| Rear end, in a fall | 19 |
| Prefix for fall | 15 |
| Place for a fall | 16 |
| Noilly __: vermouth brand | 25 |
| Ninny, in England | 17 |
| Low trick: Scot. | 16 |
| Keister in a fall? | 18 |
| It's before fall | 20 |
| It comes before a fall | 22 |
| It can come before fall | 23 |
| Fall starter | 12 |
| Fall intro | 10 |
| Burlesque landing spot | 22 |
| Backside, in slang | 18 |
| "Fall" prefix | 23 |
| Babble on | 9 |
| Babble away | 11 |
| Ramble on | 9 |
| Chatter foolishly | 17 |
| Talk gibberish | 14 |
| Yammer | 6 |
| Rattle on | 9 |
| Blabber | 7 |
| Babble on and on and on | 23 |
| Babble on and on | 16 |
| Talk excessively | 16 |
| Ramble on pointlessly | 21 |
| Yammer on | 9 |
| What jabberers do | 17 |
| Say in an empty way | 19 |
| Orate senselessly | 17 |
| Gibber | 6 |
| Blather on | 10 |
| Babbled | 7 |
| Went on and on | 14 |
| Jabbered | 8 |
| Ran on | 6 |
| Was babbling | 12 |
| Talked idly | 11 |
| Rambled on and on | 17 |
| Babbled away | 12 |
| Talks twaddle | 13 |
| Says a whole lot of nothing | 27 |
| Imitates Polonius | 17 |
| Vaudeville slips | 16 |
| Slapstick stunts | 16 |
| Embarrassing blunders | 21 |
| Clown's repertory | 21 |
| Chevy Chase flops? | 18 |
| Backsides | 9 |
| Slapstick falls | 15 |
| Whitney's partner in aviation | 33 |
| Brooklyn art education institute | 32 |
| Brooklyn institute | 18 |
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