| Weekly satirical paper, with "The" | 44 |
| Wambaugh's "The_____Field" | 40 |
| Walla Walla, for one | 20 |
| Vidalia, for one | 16 |
| Vidalia, e.g. | 13 |
| Veggie slice on a burger | 24 |
| Veggie bin staple | 17 |
| Vegetable to cry over | 21 |
| Ubiquitous veggie | 17 |
| Type of skin | 12 |
| Type of rings or soup | 21 |
| Type of dome | 12 |
| Thin-skinned one | 16 |
| The ____ Field | 14 |
| Teary bulb | 10 |
| Tear-jerker, of a sort | 22 |
| Tear-inducing food | 18 |
| Tear producer | 13 |
| Tear maker | 10 |
| Tear jerker? | 12 |
| Tear bringer | 12 |
| Spanish or Bermuda, e.g. | 24 |
| Source of the headline "World Death Rate Holding Steady at 100 Percent," with "The" | 103 |
| Source of the headline "Study Finds Blame Now Fastest Human Reflex," with "The" | 99 |
| Source of some tears | 20 |
| Source of some kitchen tears | 28 |
| Source of rings | 15 |
| Soup du jour, sometimes | 23 |
| Soup du jour perhaps | 21 |
| Something to cry over? | 22 |
| Slice on a burger | 17 |
| Shish kebab ingredient | 22 |
| Sharp-tasting vegetable | 23 |
| Shallot relative | 16 |
| Scallion's cousin | 21 |
| Scallion, e.g. | 14 |
| Scallion or shallot | 19 |
| Scallion kin | 12 |
| Satirical weekly, with "The" | 38 |
| Satirical Web site, with "The" | 40 |
| Satirical paper, with "The" | 37 |
| Satirical news source, with "The" | 43 |
| Satiric weekly newspaper | 24 |
| Satiric news source, with "The" | 41 |
| Satiric news source | 19 |
| Salsa bit | 9 |
| Salad bulb | 10 |
| Russian-dome shape | 18 |
| Roll flavoring | 14 |
| Roll flavor | 11 |
| Ring in a fryer | 15 |
| Reason for tears? | 17 |
| Quarter Pounder topper | 22 |
| Purple or pearl bulb | 20 |
| Pungent, edible bulb | 20 |
| Pungent vegetable | 18 |
| Popular satirical news source, with "The" | 51 |
| Popular parody newspaper, with "The" | 46 |
| Popular humor weekly, with "The" | 42 |
| Peeling one may make a person tear up | 37 |
| Pearl or Bermuda | 16 |
| Pearl in a cocktail | 19 |
| Pearl ___ (Gibson garnish) | 26 |
| Patty topper | 12 |
| Part of "the works," on a burger | 42 |
| Paper edited by T. Herman Zweibel, with "The" | 55 |
| One with a thin skin? | 21 |
| Multilayered tearjerker | 23 |
| Marvin Gaye/Tammi Terrell "The ___ Song" | 50 |
| Lyonnaise sauce ingredient | 26 |
| Lyonnaise potatoes essential | 28 |
| Lyonnaisc ingredient | 20 |
| Light bulb, maybe | 17 |
| Kitchen burner | 14 |
| Kind of soup served in a crock | 30 |
| Kind of ring or roll | 20 |
| Kind of pizza | 13 |
| Kind of dome | 12 |
| ItÂ’s fried to make a bhaji | 30 |
| It's enough to bring a tear to the eye | 42 |
| It's "held" in diners | 35 |
| It'll make you cry | 22 |
| It might bring tears to your eyes | 33 |
| It may bring tears to your eyes | 31 |
| It makes friers into criers | 27 |
| Irish stew tidbit | 17 |
| Ingredient in a McDonald's Quarter Pounder | 46 |
| Hot dog or hamburger topping | 28 |
| Herman T. Zweibel's weekly, with "The" | 52 |
| Head, in old slang | 18 |
| Hamburger adjunct | 17 |
| Gibson feature | 14 |
| Gibson adjunct | 14 |
| Garnish in a Gibson | 19 |
| Frequent marinara ingredient | 28 |
| French soup favorite | 20 |
| French -- soup | 14 |
| Frank option? | 13 |
| Food item with layers | 21 |
| Food found in rings | 19 |