| Text | Length |
| Persian word | 12 |
| Persian protest, perhaps | 24 |
| Persian greeting? | 17 |
| Persian greeting | 16 |
| Persian cry | 11 |
| MTM logo sound | 14 |
| Mehitabel's plaint | 22 |
| Manx call | 9 |
| Make a catty comment? | 21 |
| Line from a feline | 18 |
| Kitten's response | 21 |
| Kitten onomatopoeia | 19 |
| Grimalkin's plaint | 22 |
| Grimalkin's cry | 19 |
| Gib's comment | 17 |
| Garfield's gripe | 20 |
| Garfield's cry | 18 |
| Garfield's call | 19 |
| Garfield pronouncement | 22 |
| Garfield observation | 20 |
| Garfield comment | 16 |
| Garfield call | 13 |
| Fluffy's cry | 16 |
| Feline's "feed me" | 32 |
| Feline musing | 13 |
| Feline comment | 14 |
| Feline call | 11 |
| Doorsill cry | 12 |
| Dinner request, maybe | 21 |
| Cry from the doorsill | 21 |
| Cry for milk? | 13 |
| Comment from Morris | 19 |
| Certain Persian's sound | 27 |
| Catty utterance | 15 |
| Catty sound | 11 |
| Catty comment's rejoinder | 29 |
| Catty comeback? | 15 |
| Catty call | 10 |
| Cats line | 12 |
| Cat's sound | 15 |
| Cat's remark | 16 |
| Cat's hello | 15 |
| Cat's complaint | 19 |
| Call from a Persian | 19 |
| Calico's cry | 16 |
| Calico comeback | 15 |
| Calico cat's comment | 24 |
| Burmese comment | 15 |
| Ask for Friskies, maybe | 23 |
| Angora's utterance | 22 |
| And now, a word from Morris | 27 |
| Alley utterance | 15 |
| Alley call | 10 |
| "Where's my Fancy Feast?" | 39 |
| "What's New Pussycat?" response? | 46 |
| "Wake up and give me some food!" | 42 |
| "The cat's ___!" | 30 |
| "Sex-y!" | 18 |
| "Please open a can for me"? | 37 |
| "Pet me!" to Fluffy | 29 |
| "Pet me!" to a cat | 28 |
| "I'd like my Cat Chow now" | 40 |
| "I want food!" to a cat | 33 |
| "Got milk?" sound? | 28 |
| "Got milk?" request | 29 |
| "Got milk?" plaint | 28 |
| "Got milk?" cry, perhaps | 34 |
| "Gimme some cat treats" | 33 |
| "Feed me," in Siamese? | 32 |
| "Aren't we spiteful today!" | 41 |
| ''Got milk?'' cry | 33 |
| ___ Mix (pet store brand) | 25 |
| Sounded like a Siamese | 22 |
| Made a feline comment | 21 |
| Spoke up, as a feline | 21 |
| Sounded like a Persian | 22 |
| Sounded like a cat | 18 |
| Sought attention, as a feline | 29 |
| Responded cattily? | 18 |
| Reacted kittenishly | 19 |
| Parroted a Persian | 18 |
| Made Persian or Siamese sounds | 30 |
| Made an alley noise | 19 |
| Dog : barked :: cat : ___ | 25 |
| Cried like a Siamese | 20 |
| Clamored for Fancy Feast, say | 29 |
| Certainly didn't roar | 25 |
| Catcalled | 9 |
| Bawled in an alley? | 19 |
| Asked for milk, perhaps? | 24 |
| Asked "Got milk?", maybe | 34 |
| Friskies alternative | 20 |
| 9Lives rival | 12 |
| Cat calls | 9 |
| Siamese language? | 17 |
| Catty comments | 14 |
| Cat sounds | 10 |
| Kitty cries | 11 |
| Catty remarks | 13 |
| Cat cries | 9 |
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