| Tottenham toilet | 16 |
| Toilet | 6 |
| Ringo's john | 16 |
| Restroom, to a Brit | 19 |
| Place to go in England? | 23 |
| Place that British women can't stand going? | 47 |
| Leeds lav | 9 |
| Lavatory | 8 |
| Lav in Leeds | 12 |
| John, to Paul | 13 |
| John for Elton John | 19 |
| Head of England | 15 |
| Head of Britain? | 16 |
| Card game with forfeits | 23 |
| British john | 12 |
| Where to go when you gotta go in London | 39 |
| Toilet to U.K. rockers | 22 |
| Tewkesbury toilet | 17 |
| Portsmouth privy | 16 |
| Place to go in England | 22 |
| Place for a plunger in Plymouth | 31 |
| Looby-___, children's game | 30 |
| Looby-___ (singing game) | 24 |
| London restaurant feature | 25 |
| London can | 10 |
| Lav, in Bath | 12 |
| Lav of London | 13 |
| Lav in London | 13 |
| Keb' Mo' "Loola ___" | 38 |
| John, to Elton John | 19 |
| John of Lancaster | 17 |
| John for Elton | 14 |
| Head overseas? | 14 |
| Eton john | 9 |
| British lav | 11 |
| British commode | 15 |
| Bathroom, in Brighton | 21 |
| Bathroom, in Bath | 17 |
| Bath bathroom object | 20 |
| A place to go in London? | 24 |
| Where to go, in Soho | 20 |
| Where to go in London? | 22 |
| Where to go in London | 21 |
| Where to go in Greenwich? | 25 |
| Where to go in Gloucester | 25 |
| Where to go in England? | 23 |
| Where to go at Hogwarts | 23 |
| Where the pissed piss | 21 |
| Where a Briton may take a break | 31 |
| What might charge a going rate? | 31 |
| Wembley Stadium facility | 24 |
| Wee spot? | 9 |
| WC to Fields? | 13 |
| Water's end | 15 |
| Water game? | 11 |
| W.C., in England | 16 |
| W.C. in London | 14 |
| Used between sets in U.K. | 25 |
| Unicorn in “The Magic of Oz” | 36 |
| UK WC | 5 |
| U.K. W.C. | 9 |
| Twillingsgate toilet | 20 |
| Twickenham toilet | 17 |
| Toilet, to a Brit | 17 |
| Toilet, on the Thames | 21 |
| Toilet, in Tewkesbury | 21 |
| Toilet on the Thames | 20 |
| Toilet in Twickenham | 20 |
| Toilet in Tottenham | 19 |
| Throne room at Buckingham Palace | 32 |
| Throne of England? | 18 |
| Throne in Buckingham Palace | 27 |
| The place to go in London | 25 |
| The head you head to, in English pub | 36 |
| Stall in London | 15 |
| Site of graffiti with off-colour humour | 39 |
| Site of English relief | 22 |
| Seat at Wimbledon? | 18 |
| Ringo's john? | 17 |
| Richard ___, Oriental actor | 27 |
| Richard ___, Hawaiian actor | 27 |
| Restroom, to Ringo | 18 |
| Restroom at the Cock & Bull | 31 |
| Reading facility? | 17 |
| Queen's head? | 17 |
| Privy, to a Brit | 16 |
| Prince William's head | 25 |
| Potty, in Plymouth | 18 |
| Pot in Portsmouth | 17 |
| Porcelain throne in England | 27 |
| Place to see a bloke about a horse | 34 |
| Place to go, in London | 22 |
| Place to go in Soho | 19 |
| Place to go in Rugby? | 21 |
| Place to go in London? | 22 |
| Place to go in London | 21 |
| Place to buy drugs at a British rave, probably | 46 |
| Place for the English to go | 27 |
| Place for a pit stop in London? | 31 |
| Place for a pit stop in London | 30 |