| One with pressing work? | 23 |
| One with pressing duties | 24 |
| One with pressing concerns? | 27 |
| One with pressing chores? | 25 |
| One with pressing business? | 27 |
| One with a pressing job | 23 |
| One who mangles | 15 |
| One who de-creases | 18 |
| One using a mangle | 18 |
| One smoothing clothes | 21 |
| One de-creasing | 15 |
| One concerned about wrinkles? | 29 |
| Maid at times | 14 |
| Laundry machine with heated rollers | 35 |
| Launderer, at times | 19 |
| Housekeeper, sometimes | 22 |
| Homemaker, sometimes | 20 |
| He tends to pressing matters | 28 |
| De-creaser | 10 |
| Crease maker, at times | 22 |
| Clothing smoother | 17 |
| What a tyrant rules with | 24 |
| Feature for Bismarck? | 21 |
| Absolute control, metaphorically | 32 |
| '82 Motorhead album | 23 |
| Tyrannical at the construction site? | 36 |
| Tough as nails | 14 |
| Steam locomotive | 16 |
| Old West whistler | 17 |
| Steed that helped open West | 27 |
| Railroad locomotive, informally | 31 |
| One of two in a historic 1869 Utah meeting | 42 |
| Lou Gehrig's nickname, with "the" | 47 |
| Lou Gehrig nickname, with "the" | 41 |
| Lou Gehrig nickname | 19 |
| Locomotive, informally | 22 |
| Engineer's charge | 21 |
| Elemental choo-choo? | 20 |
| Elemental choo choo? | 20 |
| Like many Rod Serling works | 27 |
| Having a twist | 14 |
| Subtly sarcastic | 16 |
| Like many O. Henry stories | 26 |
| Double-edged | 12 |
| Wryly humorous | 14 |
| Like poetic justice | 19 |
| Like hipster humor | 18 |
| Twisted, in a way | 17 |
| Twisted at the end? | 19 |
| Satirical | 9 |
| Said tongue in cheek | 20 |
| Rabelaisian | 11 |
| Oddly funny | 11 |
| Morissette hit | 14 |
| Like wry humor | 14 |
| Like some twists of fate | 24 |
| Like some Swift writing | 23 |
| Like O. Henry tales | 19 |
| Like O. Henry stories | 21 |
| Like many "Twilight Zone" episodes | 44 |
| Like an O. Henry ending | 23 |
| Like a broker going broke | 25 |
| Kind of funny | 13 |
| Incongruous | 11 |
| Having an unexpected twist | 26 |
| Darkly humorous | 15 |
| "Jagged Little Pill" hit | 34 |
| Wryly funny | 11 |
| With a twist in one's tale | 30 |
| With a twist | 12 |
| With a bit of a twist | 21 |
| Unexpectedly appropriate, maybe | 31 |
| Unexpectedly appropriate | 24 |
| Unexpected, in a way | 20 |
| Unexpected, as some endings | 27 |
| Twisty? | 7 |
| Sly, in a way | 13 |
| Self-contradictory, in a way | 28 |
| Satirical, maybe | 16 |
| Sarcastic, in a way | 19 |
| Perversely funny | 16 |
| Paradoxical | 11 |
| O. Henry-esque | 14 |
| Morissette song that, by failing to give examples of things that are its title, becomes said title | 98 |
| Meaning the contrary of what is expressed | 41 |
| Like some unexpected endings | 28 |
| Like some of Chekhov's writings | 35 |
| Like some modern mustaches | 26 |
| Like some hipsters' T-shirts | 32 |
| Like rain on your wedding day, per Morissette | 45 |
| Like none of the scenarios in a certain Alanis Morissette hit | 61 |
| Like many an O. Henry story | 27 |
| Like many a "Twilight Zone" ending | 44 |
| Like Chekhov's "The Cherry Orchard" | 49 |
| Like a fire at the firehouse | 28 |
| Like a fire at a fireman's house | 36 |
| Like a break-in at a burglar's house | 40 |
| Like "Big deal!" | 26 |
| Like "as clear as mud" | 32 |
| Kinda funny | 11 |