| Little teapot's opening | 27 |
| John Denver's "Thank God ___ Country Boy" | 55 |
| Hogg or Dodo | 12 |
| Hogg | 4 |
| Britney Spears's "__ Slave 4 U" | 45 |
| A Hogg | 6 |
| "Thank God ___ Country Boy" | 37 |
| "Hallelujah, --- Bum" | 31 |
| "But ___ Cheerleader" (Natasha Lyonne movie) | 54 |
| "--- Believer" (The Monkees) | 38 |
| "___Believer" (Monkees hit) | 37 |
| "___ ramblin' wreck . . . " | 41 |
| "___ monkey's uncle!" | 35 |
| "___ little bit nervous..." | 37 |
| "___ fool" | 20 |
| "___ Dreamer . . . " | 30 |
| "___ Ding Dong Daddy . . . " | 38 |
| "___ big girl now!" | 29 |
| "___ Bad Boy" | 23 |
| "__ Yankee Doodle ..." | 32 |
| "__ little confused . . ." | 36 |
| "__ doctor, not a bricklayer!": "Star Trek" line | 68 |
| ''___ Yankee Doodle Dandy . . .'' | 49 |
| ''___ little teapot . . .'' | 43 |
| ''__ Yankee Doodle Dandy . . .'' | 48 |
| '-- Yankee Doodle Dandy' | 32 |
| '-- believer!' | 22 |
| '-- bad boy!' | 21 |
| “___ Loser” (Beatles song) | 34 |
| Words before "Believer" | 33 |
| The Monkees' "_____ Believer" | 43 |
| The Monkees' "__ Believer" | 40 |
| The Monkees' ____ Believer | 33 |
| Tech N9ne "___ Playa" | 31 |
| Teapot song starter | 19 |
| Stones "___ King Bee" | 31 |
| Start of a Dr Pepper jingle | 27 |
| Start of a children's teapot tune | 37 |
| Start of "Travelin' Man" | 38 |
| Springsteen's "___ Rocker" | 40 |
| Sinatra's "___ Fool to Want You" | 46 |
| Sammy Kaye's "___ Big Girl Now" | 45 |
| Reba McEntire's "___ Survivor" | 44 |
| Philanthropist Hogg | 19 |
| Peggy Lee's "___ Woman" | 37 |
| Opening words of "Travelin' Man" | 46 |
| One of the Hoggs of Tex. | 24 |
| Ogden Nash's "___ Stranger Here Myself" | 53 |
| Ms. Hogg of Tex. | 16 |
| Monkees "___ Believer" | 32 |
| Miss Hogg of Texas | 18 |
| Miss Hogg of Tex. | 17 |
| Maria Muldaur's "___ Woman" | 41 |
| Little teapot preceder | 22 |
| Lennon/McCartney's "___ Loser" | 44 |
| Kaye's "_____ Big Girl Now" | 41 |
| Kaye's "_____ Big Girl Now'' | 45 |
| John Denver's "Thank God --- Country Boy" | 55 |
| James Brown's "___ Greedy Man" | 44 |
| Ini Kamoze "___ lyrical gangster ..." | 47 |
| Governor Hogg's daughter | 28 |
| Frank Sinatra's "___ Fool to Want You" | 52 |
| Film: ___ Fool | 16 |
| Dickey Betts "___ long time gone" | 43 |
| Denver's "Thank God ___ Country Boy" | 50 |
| Britney Spears tune, "___ Slave 4 U" | 46 |
| Britney Spears song "___ Slave 4 U" | 45 |
| Berlin's "___ Bad, Bad Man" | 41 |
| Beatles' "___ Loser" | 34 |
| Art patron Hogg | 15 |
| A Texas Hogg | 12 |
| 1965 Yardbirds hit "___ Man" | 38 |
| "Yankee Doodle Dandy" beginning | 41 |
| "Well, ___ monkey's uncle!" | 41 |
| "Trust me, ___ scientist" | 35 |
| "Then I saw her face, now ___ believer" | 49 |
| "Sex (___ ...)" Berlin | 32 |
| "Loser" or "Believer" intro | 47 |
| "Hallelujah, ___ Bum" (Al Jolson film) | 48 |
| "Hallelujah, ___ Bum" (1928 hit) | 42 |
| "Hallelujah ___ Bum" | 30 |
| "But ___ Cheerleader" (1999 movie with RuPaul) | 56 |
| "--- Yankee Doodle Dandy . . ." | 41 |
| "--- little teapot" | 29 |
| "--- little teapot,..." | 33 |
| "--- Fool to Want You" | 32 |
| "--- Believer" Monkees hit | 36 |
| "--- Believer" (Monkees) | 34 |
| "___-comin'!" | 27 |
| "_____ Yankee Doodle dandy" | 37 |
| "_____ Man" (1967 hit) | 32 |
| "_____ Little Teapot" | 31 |
| "_____ Believer" (Monkees hit) | 40 |
| "_____ Believer" | 26 |
| "____ little teapot..." | 33 |
| "___ Woman" (Maria Muldaur hit) | 41 |
| "___ Woman" (1975 hit) | 32 |
| "___ stranger in Paradise" | 36 |
| "___ Stranger Here Myself," ultimate source of Stepquote | 66 |
| "___ soul man" (Blues Brothers lyric) | 47 |