| Text | Length |
| "Great" Muppet daredevil | 34 |
| Saccharine sentiment | 20 |
| Slime | 5 |
| Moo ___ gai pan | 15 |
| Slimy stuff | 11 |
| Sludge | 6 |
| Mud | 3 |
| Infantile remark | 16 |
| Sticky substance | 16 |
| Sentimental drivel | 18 |
| Infantile syllable | 18 |
| Bit of baby babble | 18 |
| Slimy substance | 15 |
| Slimy gunk | 10 |
| Sticky gunk | 11 |
| Moo -- gai pan | 14 |
| Viscous stuff | 13 |
| Sludgy stuff | 12 |
| Sentimental stuff | 17 |
| Oozy stuff | 10 |
| Mawkish drivel | 14 |
| Icky, sticky stuff | 18 |
| Melted caramel, e.g. | 20 |
| Glop | 4 |
| Baby's first and second word? | 33 |
| Thick, messy substance | 22 |
| Sentimental tripe | 17 |
| Mushy stuff | 11 |
| Hot tar, for example | 20 |
| Glutinous stuff | 15 |
| Excessive sentimentality | 24 |
| Sloppy stuff | 12 |
| Oozing stuff | 12 |
| Melted chocolate, e.g. | 22 |
| Maudlin sentimentality | 22 |
| Hot tar, e.g. | 13 |
| Hair gel, e.g. | 14 |
| Guck relative | 13 |
| Crib talk | 9 |
| Baby's first word? | 22 |
| Baby syllable | 13 |
| The Blob, essentially | 21 |
| Sludgy substance | 16 |
| Moo __ gai pan | 14 |
| First word? | 11 |
| Bathos | 6 |
| "Ick!" evoker | 23 |
| When repeated, early baby sounds | 32 |
| Wet tar, for instance | 21 |
| Wet tar, for example | 20 |
| Viscid substance | 16 |
| Thick messy substance | 21 |
| Surfeit of sentiment | 20 |
| Sticky, yucky stuff | 19 |
| Sonic Youth's major label debut | 35 |
| Sentimental nonsense | 20 |
| Sentimental excess | 18 |
| Oozing gunk | 11 |
| Oozing crud | 11 |
| Oobleck, e.g. | 13 |
| Molten tar, e.g. | 16 |
| Melted tar, e.g. | 16 |
| Melted Popsicle, e.g. | 21 |
| Melted ice cream, for instance | 30 |
| Liquidy gunk | 12 |
| Liquid tar, e.g. | 16 |
| It's icky and sticky | 24 |
| It's gross | 14 |
| Hot tar, for instance | 21 |
| Highchair syllable | 18 |
| Hair gel, for example | 21 |
| Grody stuff | 11 |
| Fake blood, maybe | 17 |
| Exudation, maybe | 16 |
| Extreme sentimentality | 22 |
| Excess epoxy | 12 |
| Crib comment | 12 |
| Cradle talk | 11 |
| Comment from the cradle | 23 |
| Comment from a high chair | 25 |
| Blobby substance | 16 |
| Baby's word, in comics | 26 |
| Baby's word or baby's food | 34 |
| Baby talk word | 14 |
| Baby babble | 11 |
| Peanut | 6 |
| Gomer's cousin | 18 |
| Peanut, in the South | 20 |
| Peanut, in Dixie | 16 |
| George Lindsey's "Mayberry R.F.D." role | 53 |
| Dixie peanut | 12 |
| Chocolate-covered Nestlé item | 32 |
| Tasty | 5 |
| Beneficial | 10 |
| Benevolent | 10 |
| Well-behaved | 12 |
| Acceptable | 10 |
| Better than fair | 16 |
| Favorable | 9 |
| Considerable | 12 |
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