| Text | Length |
| Pandemic disease of 1918 | 24 |
| One reason to stay in bed all day | 33 |
| No mere cold | 12 |
| Major WWI killer | 16 |
| Kin of la grippe | 16 |
| It might make you go "Achoo!" | 39 |
| It might keep you in bed | 24 |
| It might be going around | 24 |
| It may be prevented with a shot | 31 |
| It may be picked up at day care | 31 |
| It may be Asian or avian | 24 |
| Hong Kong, e.g. | 15 |
| Hong Kong or Asian | 18 |
| H1N1, for instance | 18 |
| H1N1, for example | 17 |
| H1N1 virus, e.g. | 16 |
| H1N1 ailment | 12 |
| Grippe's cousin | 19 |
| Debilitating winter ailment | 27 |
| Common winter illness | 21 |
| Common winter bug | 17 |
| Cold-weather threat | 19 |
| Cold kin | 8 |
| Certain strain | 14 |
| Cause of some aches | 19 |
| Cause of chills and fever | 25 |
| Cause of chills | 15 |
| Bug-caused ailment | 18 |
| Blue or bird follower | 21 |
| Blue __: certain strike action | 30 |
| Blue ___ (cops' sickout) | 28 |
| Blue ___ (cops' sick-out) | 29 |
| Avian menace | 12 |
| Asian, for one | 14 |
| Asian or swine follower | 23 |
| Asian gift to U.S. | 18 |
| Asian follower | 14 |
| Ailment with a "season" | 33 |
| Ague's cousin | 17 |
| Ague | 4 |
| Affliction formerly called the grippe | 37 |
| A-Victoria | 10 |
| (The) bug | 9 |
| ''Asian'' bug | 29 |
| ___ symptoms | 12 |
| Mishandle | 9 |
| Execute poorly | 14 |
| Botch up | 8 |
| Blow, as one's lines | 24 |
| Reason for an outtake | 21 |
| Outtake material | 16 |
| Mess up one's lines | 23 |
| Bungle, as a golf drive | 23 |
| Blow, as a line | 15 |
| Blow one's lines | 20 |
| Bit for the blooper reel | 24 |
| ''Howdy Doody'' critter | 39 |
| Errors | 6 |
| Reasons for retakes | 19 |
| Contents of many outtakes | 25 |
| Blows, as one's lines | 25 |
| Blows, as a script line | 23 |
| Blooper-reel segments | 21 |
| Bad line readings | 17 |
| Fishing net | 11 |
| Chimney duct | 12 |
| Chimney channel | 15 |
| Chimney passage | 15 |
| Chimney part | 12 |
| Fireplace part | 14 |
| Chimney shaft | 13 |
| Air duct | 8 |
| Chimney feature | 15 |
| Where there's smoke | 23 |
| Fireplace feature | 17 |
| Obstacle for Santa? | 19 |
| Furnace duct | 12 |
| Drawing device | 14 |
| Sooty duct | 10 |
| Smoky passageway | 16 |
| Smoke conveyor | 14 |
| Passage for Santa | 17 |
| It may be full of hot air | 25 |
| Chimney pipe | 12 |
| Chimney insert | 14 |
| Chimney cleaner's concern | 29 |
| Air shaft | 9 |
| Sweeping target | 15 |
| Steam boiler part | 17 |
| Sooty spot | 10 |
| Sooty passage | 13 |
| Soft, fluffy lint | 17 |
| Smoky shaft | 11 |
| Smoky duct | 10 |
| Smoke pipe | 10 |
| Smoke duct | 10 |
| Santa's pipe | 16 |
| Place to see Santa? | 19 |
| Passageway for smoke | 20 |
| Oboe's air channel | 22 |
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