| What Cassius lacked | 19 |
| Weird Al's second parody of a hit by Michael Jackson | 56 |
| Weird Al song that parodied "Bad" | 43 |
| Weird Al parody of a Michael Jackson song | 41 |
| Weird Al "Bad" parody | 31 |
| Very rewarding, as a contract | 29 |
| Very chubby | 11 |
| Unnecessary part | 16 |
| Type of chance | 14 |
| Type of cat or chance | 21 |
| Trimming candidate | 18 |
| Trainer's target | 20 |
| The 2% of 2% | 12 |
| Target of trimming | 18 |
| Sum 41's "Lip" after a fight? | 43 |
| Sum 41 "___ Lip" | 26 |
| Suet or lard | 12 |
| Steak excess | 12 |
| Something to trim | 17 |
| Some spare tires, essentially | 29 |
| Saturated ___ | 13 |
| Running might burn it | 21 |
| Round about the belly | 21 |
| Roll in the middle | 18 |
| Rapper ___ Joe | 14 |
| Queen "___ Bottomed Girls" | 36 |
| Pork and beans cube | 19 |
| Part of marbling | 16 |
| Oft-saturated stuff | 19 |
| Nutrition-label listing | 23 |
| Nursery rhyme diet restriction | 30 |
| More than hefty | 15 |
| Marbled meat feature | 20 |
| Marbled ham feature | 19 |
| Lucrative, as a contract | 24 |
| Love handle basically | 22 |
| Lipide | 6 |
| Like William Howard Taft | 24 |
| Like thick tone, slang | 22 |
| Like Taft | 9 |
| Like some wallets | 17 |
| Like some paychecks, hopefully | 30 |
| Like Roscoe Arbuckle | 20 |
| Like many, but certainly not all, competitive eaters | 52 |
| Like a slim chance, oddly | 25 |
| Lard or blubber | 15 |
| Jack Sprat's taboo | 22 |
| Jack Sprat no-no | 16 |
| Item to get out of the budget | 29 |
| It's burned at the gym | 26 |
| It may be burned | 16 |
| Having a bay window? | 20 |
| Good type of wallet to have | 27 |
| Good adjective for one's wallet | 35 |
| Full of flab | 12 |
| Favorite of Mrs. Spratt | 23 |
| Epithet for France's Louis VI, with "the" | 55 |
| Dieter's no-no, perhaps | 27 |
| Dietary no no | 13 |
| Description of Albert | 21 |
| Composition of some spare tires | 31 |
| Comical Albert | 14 |
| Cause of some unwanted expansion | 32 |
| Camel's hump, mostly | 24 |
| Calorie source hidden in all three long entries | 47 |
| Burn it or lose it and you may feel better | 42 |
| Budgetary waste | 15 |
| Budgetary frills | 16 |
| Budget add-ons | 14 |
| Britney "Big ___ Bass" | 32 |
| Blubber or butter | 17 |
| Big, casually | 13 |
| Bane of dieters | 15 |
| Bacon runoff | 12 |
| About 4% of whole milk | 22 |
| 500-pound, say | 14 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic song with the lyric "I'm the king of cellulite" | 91 |
| "The Biggest Loser" target | 36 |
| "Spare tire," essentially | 35 |
| "I hope you got ___" Violent Femmes | 45 |
| "I don't worry 'cause my wallet's ___" ZZ Top | 67 |
| "Does this make me look ___?" | 39 |
| "... to buy a ___ pig" | 32 |
| " . . . a big ___ hen" | 32 |
| ___-soluble (like some nutrients) | 33 |
| ____ Albert | 11 |
| ___ Tony (character on "The Simpsons" voiced by Joe Mantegna) | 71 |
| ___ farm | 8 |
| ___ Albert | 10 |
| __ city | 7 |
| Â Â Corpulent | 19 |
| Palestinian political party | 27 |
| Palestinian group | 17 |
| Hamas rival | 11 |
| Political party in Palestine | 28 |
| Palestinian party | 17 |
| Mahmoud Abbas's party | 25 |
| Al ___ (Mideast group) | 22 |
| Al ___ (guerrilla group) | 24 |
| Deadly | 6 |