| Text | Length |
| Italian leaders | 15 |
| Bavaria and others, once | 24 |
| Royal title | 11 |
| Wife of a duke | 14 |
| Title for Camilla | 17 |
| Duke's lady | 15 |
| Sarah Ferguson's title | 26 |
| Lucrezia Borgia, for one | 24 |
| Kate Middleton, for one | 23 |
| Frightful-looking "Alice in Wonderland" character, with "the" | 81 |
| Duke's wife | 15 |
| Camilla's title | 19 |
| ___ of Windsor | 14 |
| Cold ___ | 8 |
| Sitting ___ | 11 |
| You might get down from one | 27 |
| Quacking flier | 14 |
| Quacker | 7 |
| Put your head down | 18 |
| Donald of cartoons | 18 |
| Canvasback | 10 |
| Avoid getting hit in the ring | 29 |
| Aflac mascot | 12 |
| "Watch your head!" | 28 |
| _____ Lake, Saskatchewan | 24 |
| French fowl dish | 16 |
| Old school instruction | 22 |
| Raw materials for a feather pillow? | 35 |
| Discredited fallout protection procedure | 40 |
| Hunter's camouflaged shelter | 32 |
| Hunter's camouflage (NHL) | 29 |
| Crouch | 6 |
| Hide, in a way | 14 |
| Bowling target | 14 |
| Bowler's target [oboe] | 26 |
| Alley dweller, perhaps | 22 |
| Waterfowl whose young inspired this puzzle's theme | 54 |
| They wear down | 14 |
| Teals and mallards | 18 |
| Stoops suddenly | 15 |
| Lowers oneself for safety's sake | 36 |
| Huey, Louie and Dewey | 21 |
| Drakes' companions | 22 |
| Avoids a blow, in a way | 23 |
| Avoids a beanball | 17 |
| A brace of ______ | 17 |
| A brace of _____ | 16 |
| No-sweat job | 12 |
| A breeze | 8 |
| Marx Brothers classic | 21 |
| Easy as pie | 11 |
| Marx Brothers classic with a famous mirror scene | 48 |
| Marx Brothers movie | 19 |
| It's easy as pie | 20 |
| Answers evasively | 17 |
| Elmer's competitor | 22 |
| Conduit | 7 |
| Canal | 5 |
| Tube | 4 |
| Kind of tape | 12 |
| Air-conditioning conduit | 24 |
| Carrier for tears | 17 |
| Air passage | 11 |
| Air passageway | 14 |
| Air carrier | 11 |
| Ventilation tube | 16 |
| Type of pipe | 12 |
| Tear conduit | 12 |
| It brings tears to one's eyes | 33 |
| It brings a tear to the eye | 27 |
| Air channel | 11 |
| Ventilation system part | 23 |
| Ventilation carrier | 19 |
| Tear channel | 12 |
| Tear canal | 10 |
| Heating passageway | 18 |
| Heating conduit | 15 |
| Cable conduit | 13 |
| Air pipe | 8 |
| __ tape | 7 |
| Where protagonists may crawl in spy movies | 42 |
| Ventilation passageway | 22 |
| Ventilation conduit | 19 |
| Tubular passage | 15 |
| Tubular channel | 15 |
| Tight space in which chase scenes are sometimes set | 51 |
| Tearing spot | 12 |
| Tearing location | 16 |
| Tearer? | 7 |
| Tear-draining channel | 21 |
| Tear source | 11 |
| Tear dispenser | 14 |
| Tear carrier | 12 |
| Pipe up or down? | 16 |
| Pipe for cables | 15 |
| Part of a ventilation system | 28 |
| Main, e.g. | 10 |
| It'll bring a tear to your eye | 34 |
| Heating system vent | 19 |
| Heating system conduit | 22 |
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