| Army deserters | 14 |
| Middle of quip | 14 |
| "___ to the wise . . . " | 34 |
| In ___ (briefly) | 16 |
| "___ to the wise ..." | 31 |
| ''___ to the wise . . .'' | 41 |
| Get --- in edgewise | 19 |
| Get -- in edgewise | 18 |
| Briefly, after "in" | 29 |
| "May I have ___ with you?" | 36 |
| "I'd like ___ with you" | 37 |
| "Don't say ___" ("Hush!") | 49 |
| "Don't say ___" | 29 |
| "Don't say ___!" | 30 |
| "...____ from our sponsor" | 36 |
| "___ to the wise is enough": Franklin | 47 |
| ___ to the wise | 15 |
| TV viewer's lament (Part 4) | 31 |
| Part 4 of the lament | 20 |
| Unfinished | 10 |
| "That's __!": director's cry | 46 |
| "That's ---!" (director's cry) | 48 |
| "That's ---!" | 27 |
| "That's __!" (director's "We're done!") | 71 |
| "That's ___" ("We're done") | 55 |
| "That's ___" ("It's done") | 54 |
| "That's ___!" (director's cry) | 48 |
| "That's ___!" (director's "We're finished!") | 76 |
| Twisted | 7 |
| Wide of the mark | 16 |
| Amiss | 5 |
| Badly | 5 |
| At sixes and sevens | 19 |
| Bad way for things to go | 24 |
| Kerflooey | 9 |
| In an unexpected direction | 26 |
| Dishevelled | 11 |
| Bad way for plans to go | 23 |
| With a twist? | 13 |
| Off-balance | 11 |
| Not on course | 13 |
| Not as planned | 14 |
| Wrong, as plans | 15 |
| Twisted off-center | 18 |
| Off (h) | 7 |
| Not as intended | 15 |
| Gone ___ (in chaos) | 19 |
| All wrong | 9 |
| All messed up | 13 |
| Cries of disgust | 16 |
| Words of disgust | 16 |
| Exclamations of disgust | 23 |
| Words of sympathy | 17 |
| Sympathetic sounds | 18 |
| Jimmy Stewart syllables | 23 |
| Sounds of sympathy | 18 |
| Reactions to cuteness | 21 |
| Cries on seeing a cute baby | 27 |
| Cries heard around cute babies | 30 |
| "Isn't that cute!" exclamations | 45 |
| "How cute!" sounds | 28 |
| Sounds of feigned sympathy | 26 |
| Sounds made around cute babies | 30 |
| Sounds from a dentist's chair | 33 |
| Reactions to baby pictures | 26 |
| Nursery reactions | 17 |
| Gushing sounds | 14 |
| Expressions of disbelief | 24 |
| Cries of disappointment | 23 |
| Cribside chorus | 15 |
| "How cute!" interjections | 35 |
| Utterances around baby pictures | 31 |
| Sympathetic syllables | 21 |
| Sympathetic responses | 21 |
| Sounds puppies and kittens hear a lot | 37 |
| Sounds of disappointment | 24 |
| Sounds by a crib, perhaps | 25 |
| Sounds babies hear from adults | 30 |
| Responses to babies | 19 |
| Remonstrances | 13 |
| Reactions to puppies | 20 |
| Reactions to new babies | 23 |
| Reactions to cutesiness | 23 |
| Reactions to cute babies | 24 |
| Reactions to adorableness | 25 |
| Reactions to adorable babies | 28 |
| Reactions on seeing cute babies | 31 |
| Reactions on seeing a new baby | 30 |
| Puppies evoke them | 18 |
| Phooeys! | 8 |
| Petting zoo sounds | 18 |
| Petting zoo chorus | 18 |
| Pet store sounds | 16 |
| Pet store reactions | 19 |
| Litter reactions | 16 |
| Gusher's sounds | 19 |
| Exclamations of disbelief | 25 |
| Disgruntled sounds | 18 |
| Cries over kittens | 18 |
| Cries on seeing cute babies | 27 |