| John Mayer: "No ___ Thing" | 36 |
| In that role, with "as" | 33 |
| For instance, with "as" | 33 |
| As ___ (in itself) | 18 |
| 1964 Elvis hit "___ a Night" | 38 |
| "There's no --- thing!" | 37 |
| "There's no ___ thing!" | 37 |
| "There's no ___ thing as a sure thing" | 52 |
| "There's no ___ thing as a free lunch" | 52 |
| "Parting is ___ sweet sorrow": Juliet | 47 |
| "Parting is ___ sweet sorrow" (Juliet) | 48 |
| "Parting is ___ sweet sorrow ..." | 43 |
| "Parting is ___ sweet sorrow . . ." | 45 |
| "Parting is ___ sweet ..." | 36 |
| "A Fool ___ as I" (1959 Elvis Presley hit) | 52 |
| "... parting is ___ sweet sorrow" | 43 |
| "___ men are dangerous" | 33 |
| "___ is life ..." | 27 |
| "___ crust!" | 22 |
| "___ a nerve!" | 24 |
| "__ is life!" | 23 |
| ''No ___ luck!'' | 32 |
| ''No __ luck!'' | 31 |
| ''___ is life!'' | 32 |
| '-- is life' | 20 |
| '-- is life!' | 21 |
| _____ a pity! | 13 |
| ___ as it is | 12 |
| __ as (for example) | 19 |
| On ___ night as this | 20 |
| Bargain hunter's cry | 24 |
| Vague identification | 20 |
| "For example . . ." | 29 |
| Illustrative words | 18 |
| "For example...?" | 27 |
| "For example ...?" | 28 |
| ''For example ...'' | 35 |
| For better or worse | 19 |
| Parting, to Juliet | 18 |
| Vacuum (up) | 11 |
| Use a pacifier or straw | 23 |
| Draw, in a way | 14 |
| Word that is both a synonym and an antonym for "blow" | 63 |
| What vampires do | 16 |
| What toadies do, with "up" | 36 |
| What the five actors in this puzzle did in "Catwoman," "Leonard, Part 6," "Christopher Columbus: The Discovery," "Gigli," and "Freddy Got Fingered," respectively | 211 |
| What Dracula does | 17 |
| Use a pacifier or a straw | 25 |
| Time ___ (addictive video game, say) | 36 |
| Siphon | 6 |
| Sip through a straw | 19 |
| Perform badly | 13 |
| Leeches do it | 13 |
| Drink through a straw | 21 |
| Dine in the style of a vampire | 30 |
| Deceive, with "in" | 28 |
| Bring through a straw | 21 |
| Be a leech | 10 |
| Jive turkey | 11 |
| "I'm Gonna Git You ___" (Keenen Ivory Wayans film) | 64 |
| "I'm Gonna Git You ___" (1988 parody) | 51 |
| Siphon to the last drop | 23 |
| Was obsequious, informally | 26 |
| Ride-hitching swimmer | 21 |
| Shady telemarketer's purchase | 33 |
| Tough-guy actor Steve who would have fallen for anything? | 57 |
| Unexpected blow | 15 |
| Unanticipated blow | 18 |
| Unexpected blow, or refreshment at a party for Dracula? | 55 |
| Sneaky strike | 13 |
| They're bid "So long!" | 36 |
| Texas Guinan's clientele | 28 |
| Scam artist's marks | 23 |
| "All-day" treats | 26 |
| "___ that gut!" | 25 |
| Have an accident with a vacuum and a household pet? | 51 |
| Advice for an out-of-shape guy trying to attract women? | 55 |
| Silently endure difficulty, in slang | 36 |
| Nurse a baby | 12 |
| Baby pig, e.g. | 14 |
| Young mammal that has not been weaned | 40 |
| Uses a pacifier | 15 |
| Lures (in) | 10 |
| Is god-awful | 12 |
| Fails to rock, say | 18 |
| Draws (on) | 10 |
| "Good thing I don't have the same problem!" | 57 |
| Silently endures | 16 |
| Vacuums | 7 |
| Step 2 in plan to win "American Idol" | 47 |
| Drink blue cleaning fluid through a straw? | 42 |
| A capital of Bolivia | 20 |
| Judicial capital of Bolivia | 27 |
| Bolivia's constitutional capital | 36 |
| Ecuadorian currency | 19 |
| Ecuador's former currency | 29 |
| Constitutional capital of Bolivia | 33 |
| World capital, founded in 1538, formerly known as Chuquisaca | 60 |
| Where the Bolivian Supreme Court meets | 38 |
| Sugar, in Chartres | 18 |