| Text | Length |
| Real idiots | 11 |
| Pompous sorts | 13 |
| Perverse fools | 14 |
| Obtuse ones | 11 |
| Numbnuts | 8 |
| More pack animals | 17 |
| Longears | 8 |
| Long-eared brayers | 18 |
| Jennies and such | 16 |
| Jennies and others | 18 |
| Horses' relatives | 21 |
| Hinny and ninny | 15 |
| Hinnies' mothers | 20 |
| Hinnies' kin | 16 |
| Hauling team | 12 |
| Fatheads | 8 |
| Equines that bray | 17 |
| Dumb types | 10 |
| Donkeys and burros | 18 |
| Dodos | 5 |
| Couple of cans | 14 |
| Complete jerks | 14 |
| Centerfold features | 19 |
| Carrying team | 13 |
| Burden-bearing team | 19 |
| Burden carriers | 15 |
| Bridge of_____ (Euclid proposition) | 35 |
| Braying equines | 15 |
| Biblical bearers | 16 |
| Barnyard brayers | 16 |
| Addlebrains | 11 |
| "Get your ___ over here!" | 35 |
| Eyeball | 7 |
| Tax | 3 |
| Size up | 7 |
| Levy | 4 |
| Value | 5 |
| Survey | 6 |
| Grade | 5 |
| Estimate | 8 |
| Gauge | 5 |
| Impose | 6 |
| Impose, as a tax | 16 |
| Weigh | 5 |
| Take stock of | 13 |
| Review, as damage | 17 |
| Put a value on | 14 |
| Impose a tax | 12 |
| Estimate the value of | 21 |
| Take stock | 10 |
| Put a duty on | 13 |
| Evaluate for tax purposes | 25 |
| Place a value on | 16 |
| Valuate | 7 |
| Put a price on, perhaps | 23 |
| Pass judgment on | 16 |
| Look over carefully | 19 |
| Eyeball, say | 12 |
| Do taxing work? | 15 |
| Determine the value of property | 31 |
| Determine the costs of | 22 |
| Determine the amount of damage | 30 |
| Determine how much damage was done, e.g. | 40 |
| Charge, as with a fine | 22 |
| Charge, as a fine | 17 |
| Weigh the pros and cons | 23 |
| Weigh the merits of | 19 |
| Rate or evaluate | 16 |
| Look at critically | 18 |
| Levy, as a fine | 15 |
| Eyeball, maybe | 14 |
| Estimate property values | 24 |
| Do taxing work | 14 |
| Do a tax job | 12 |
| Do a realty-tax job | 19 |
| Do a mortgage job | 17 |
| Charge, as with a foul | 22 |
| Appraised | 9 |
| Judged | 6 |
| Sized up | 8 |
| Valued | 6 |
| Levied | 6 |
| Taxed | 5 |
| Rated | 5 |
| Estimated | 9 |
| Weighed | 7 |
| Took stock of | 13 |
| Gauged | 6 |
| Imposed, as a fine | 18 |
| Did a taxing task? | 18 |
| Took a reading | 14 |
| Made an appraisal of | 20 |
| Imposed, as a payment | 21 |
| Had a taxing job | 16 |
| Gauged the worth of | 19 |
| Figured out the value of | 24 |
| "You are ___ for street repairs" (Community Chest card in Monopoly) | 77 |
| Taxpayer | 8 |
| Property tax payer | 18 |
| Tax payer, e.g. | 15 |
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