| Text | Length |
| Like aged Beethoven | 19 |
| Old Russian measure | 19 |
| Latvian measure | 15 |
| Trudge, in Scotland | 19 |
| Bog down, in Scotland | 21 |
| Stout shoe: Var. | 16 |
| Cheap smoke | 11 |
| Inexpensive cigar | 17 |
| Humidor cheapie | 15 |
| Cheap cigar (Var.) | 18 |
| Smelly smoke | 12 |
| Odorous smoke | 13 |
| Inferior cigar | 14 |
| What an old comedian chomps | 27 |
| Stinky smoke | 12 |
| Smoke with two clipped ends | 27 |
| Smelly cigar | 12 |
| Segar or seegar | 15 |
| Prop for George Burns | 21 |
| Modest cigar | 12 |
| It's clipped at both ends | 29 |
| Havana? No | 11 |
| Cheap cheroot | 13 |
| "Smoke" to chew on | 28 |
| Cheap cigars | 12 |
| Smelly smokes | 13 |
| Humidor fill | 12 |
| Corona and panatela, e.g. | 25 |
| Thin cigars | 11 |
| Smokes at a poker game | 22 |
| Smelly cigars | 13 |
| Rank cigars | 11 |
| Corona and panatela | 19 |
| Cheroots' kin | 17 |
| Cheroot relatives | 17 |
| Second line of toast | 20 |
| Rank smoke | 10 |
| Inexpensive cigar (Var.) | 24 |
| Howard the Duck prop | 20 |
| Heavy boot | 10 |
| Foul smoke | 10 |
| Cigar, in slang | 15 |
| Cigar (Var.) | 12 |
| "El ropo" | 19 |
| Follower of Zeno | 16 |
| Stiff-upper-lip type | 20 |
| Zeno follower | 13 |
| Stone-faced | 11 |
| Displaying no emotion | 21 |
| Zeno, e.g. | 10 |
| Stiff-upper-lip sort | 20 |
| Phlegmatic | 10 |
| Hard to stir | 12 |
| Bite-the-bullet type | 20 |
| Zeno, notably | 13 |
| Zeno was one | 12 |
| Unemotional sort | 16 |
| Imperturbable one | 17 |
| Having a stiff upper lip | 24 |
| Hardly the screaming type | 25 |
| Hardly emotional | 16 |
| Vulcan in demeanor | 18 |
| Unwilling to yield | 18 |
| Showing no pain | 15 |
| Showing little emotion | 22 |
| Seneca, for one | 15 |
| One who accepts his destiny | 27 |
| Indifferent to pleasure or pain | 31 |
| Impassive one | 13 |
| Far from demonstrative | 22 |
| Zeno, for one | 13 |
| Zeno disciple | 13 |
| Zeno e.g. | 10 |
| Unresponsive? | 13 |
| Unmoved one | 11 |
| Unmovable | 9 |
| Unlikely to come unglued | 24 |
| Uninclined to complain | 22 |
| Unflinching in the face of pain, say | 36 |
| Unemotive | 9 |
| Unemotional to a fault | 22 |
| Unemotional thinker | 19 |
| Undemonstrative to the max | 26 |
| Uncomplaining sort | 18 |
| Uncomplaining in the face of adversity | 38 |
| Unaffected by passion | 21 |
| Student of Zeno | 15 |
| Stiff-upper-lip chap | 20 |
| Silent sufferer | 15 |
| Seneca was one | 14 |
| Self-controlled one | 19 |
| One who never cries "Ow!" | 35 |
| One who is unmoved by joy or grief | 34 |
| One who grins and bears it | 26 |
| One who bites the bullet | 24 |
| One of Zeno's followers | 27 |
| Not very excitable | 18 |
| Not very emotional | 18 |
| Not reacting to pain, say | 25 |
| Not overly emotional | 20 |
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