| "Yeah, right" | 23 |
| "Dream on!" | 21 |
| "You wish!" | 21 |
| Quasi | 5 |
| "Ain't gonna happen!" | 35 |
| Seemingly | 9 |
| "Like, no way!" | 25 |
| "Clueless" catchphrase | 32 |
| "Like that'll ever happen!" | 41 |
| "I don't think so!" | 33 |
| "Get real!" | 21 |
| ''Yeah, right!'' | 32 |
| Supposing | 9 |
| Conditional words | 17 |
| "Don't you wish!" | 31 |
| "Not on your life!" | 29 |
| "In your dreams" | 26 |
| 'Yeah, right' | 21 |
| Skeptic's retort | 20 |
| "That's what you think!" | 38 |
| "Not likely!" | 23 |
| "Keep dreaming!" | 26 |
| Defiant response | 16 |
| "A likely story" | 26 |
| "___ I care!" | 23 |
| 'In your dreams!' | 25 |
| Teen's catchphrase | 22 |
| "Oh, sure" | 20 |
| "Oh, sure, that could really happen!" | 47 |
| "Like that's gonna happen!" | 41 |
| 'Like that'll happen!' | 34 |
| Hypothetical words | 18 |
| Conditional phrase | 18 |
| Book by poet Ciardi | 19 |
| "Oh, come on!" | 24 |
| "Like that would happen!" | 35 |
| "Keep dreaming" | 25 |
| ''Like I'd ever do that!'' | 46 |
| ''A likely story!'' | 35 |
| That | 4 |
| Book of poems by Ciardi | 23 |
| "Yeah, right!" in teenspeak | 37 |
| "Yeah, like that'll ever happen" | 46 |
| "Ri-i-ight!" | 22 |
| "Oh, right!" | 22 |
| "Like that would ever happen!" | 40 |
| "I highly doubt that!" | 32 |
| "Dream on" | 20 |
| "Clueless" phrase | 27 |
| "Clueless" exclamation | 32 |
| 'Like that'll ever happen!' | 39 |
| 'Dream on!' | 19 |
| ''You wish!'' | 29 |
| ''That's what you think!'' | 46 |
| ''In your dreams!'' | 35 |
| Scoffing remark | 15 |
| "Oh, you wish!" | 25 |
| "Not!" | 16 |
| "Not gonna happen!" | 29 |
| "No way that's gonna happen!" | 43 |
| "Like that's gonna happen" | 40 |
| "Like that's ever gonna happen" | 45 |
| "Highly unlikely!" | 28 |
| ''Oh, sure, that could really happen!'' | 55 |
| ''No way!'' to a teen | 37 |
| ''Like, no way!'' | 33 |
| ''Like that would ever happen!'' | 48 |
| ''In your dreams, pal!'' | 40 |
| ''Get real!'' | 29 |
| ''Don't you wish!'' | 39 |
| _____I didn't care | 22 |
| Words before "your life depended on it!" | 50 |
| Valley girl's comeback | 26 |
| Valley girl's "yeah, right" [IMPORTANT: SEE THE 'NOTE' (above) for key info about this week's puzzle and SEE THE LAST CLUE DOWN for the explanation of last week's puzzle.] | 201 |
| Valley girl's "Pshaw!" | 36 |
| Valley girl's "no" | 32 |
| Vaihinger's philosophy | 26 |
| Teen catchphrase | 16 |
| Presuming that | 14 |
| Neil Diamond song that inspired Clueless? | 41 |
| Neil Diamond song that inspired "Clueless"? | 53 |
| La Roux "___ by Magic" | 32 |
| Expression of ridicule | 22 |
| Derisive response to "She thinks she's going to be homecoming queen" | 82 |
| Clueless-inspired Sara Evans song? | 34 |
| Clueless exclamation | 23 |
| Ciardi book | 11 |
| Catchphrase meaning "No way!" | 39 |
| Catchphrase from "Clueless" | 37 |
| Catch phrase meaning ''No way!'' | 48 |
| Book of poems by John Ciardi | 28 |
| Book by Ciardi | 14 |
| Almost like | 11 |
| Act ____ | 8 |
| [pshaw] "Yeah!" | 25 |
| "You're dreaming!" | 32 |
| "You wish," in Valspeak | 33 |
| "Yeah, that'll ever happen" | 41 |
| "Yeah, like that'll happen!" | 42 |
| "Yeah ... whatever!" | 30 |