| Word with sister and story | 26 |
| Word preceding story or sister | 30 |
| Whimpering sound | 16 |
| What a tearjerker evokes | 24 |
| Weep violently | 14 |
| Weep uncontrollably | 19 |
| Weep spasmodically | 18 |
| Weep for keeps | 14 |
| Wail's relative | 19 |
| Wail wildly | 11 |
| Utter jerk, rudely | 18 |
| Type of story or sister | 23 |
| Turn on the waterworks, so to speak | 35 |
| Total d-bag | 11 |
| Tearjerker reaction | 19 |
| Tear up, and then some | 22 |
| Sound of heartbreak | 19 |
| Sound from someone who's down | 33 |
| Sound after a breakup, maybe | 28 |
| Sister or story starter | 23 |
| Say "boo-hoo" | 23 |
| Revealing Julie Andrews film | 28 |
| Real so-and-so | 14 |
| Real a-hole | 11 |
| One may be choked back | 22 |
| No-good bum | 11 |
| Need a hankie, maybe | 20 |
| Nasty so-and-so | 15 |
| More than a whimper | 19 |
| MFer | 4 |
| Melodramatic response in comics | 31 |
| Melodramatic response | 21 |
| Melodramatic cartoon word | 25 |
| Loudly weep | 11 |
| Let the tears flow | 18 |
| Julie Andrews comedy, 1981 | 26 |
| Jerk's acronym | 18 |
| It's heaved by a weeper | 27 |
| Initials for a dirty guy? | 25 |
| Hateful chap briefly | 21 |
| Graveside sound | 15 |
| Expression of despair | 21 |
| Express despair, in a way | 25 |
| Exhibit despair, in a way | 25 |
| Epithet used by H.S.T. | 22 |
| Distraught sound | 16 |
| Convulsive sigh | 15 |
| Comic-book sound effect | 23 |
| Brokenhearted sound | 19 |
| Blake Edwards movie: 1981 | 25 |
| Blake Edwards movie | 19 |
| Be audibly sad | 14 |
| Anguished sound | 15 |
| Acronym for an asshole | 22 |
| Abbr. for a not-so-nice guy | 27 |
| 1981 satire on Hollywood | 24 |
| 1981 Julie Andrews movie | 24 |
| 1981 film directed by Blake Edwards | 35 |
| 1981 Blake Edwards comedy | 25 |
| [Sniff!] | 8 |
| [I'm heartbroken!] | 22 |
| '81 Julie Andrews comedy | 28 |
| __ story | 8 |
| __ sister | 9 |
| Japanese noodle | 15 |
| Japanese soup noodle | 20 |
| Buckwheat noodle | 16 |
| Udon kin | 8 |
| Thin Japanese noodle | 20 |
| Japanese buckwheat noodle | 25 |
| Thin Japanese noodles | 21 |
| Noodles in Japanese cookery | 27 |
| Nagasaki noodle | 15 |
| Nagano noodle | 13 |
| Buckwheat noodles of Japan | 26 |
| 1984 Paul McCartney hit | 23 |
| Not ___ (middling) | 18 |
| Not ___ (fair) | 14 |
| "Now that wasn't ___, was it?" | 44 |
| To that terrible extent | 23 |
| Paul McCartney hit of 1984 | 26 |
| Not ___ (better than expected) | 30 |
| Moby "Why Does My Heart Feel ___?" | 44 |
| Eminem rap with the lyric "Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had" | 91 |
| Beatles lyric "I want you, I want you ___" | 52 |
| "What's __ about that?" | 37 |
| "The world is grown ___": Shak. | 41 |
| "Hurt ---" (song sung by Little Anthony) | 50 |
| "Give My Regards to Broad Street" McCartney jam | 57 |
| Japanese pasta | 14 |
| Traditional Japanese New Year's Eve fare | 44 |
| White Nile tributary | 20 |
| White Nile feeder | 17 |
| Sudanese river | 14 |
| Turned on the tears | 19 |
| Cried a river | 13 |
| Boo-hooed | 9 |
| Â Â Cried a river | 23 |
| Sad person, perhaps | 19 |
| One who whimpers | 16 |