| "$#! My Dad Says" star | 32 |
| Like overdramatic spoken-word versions of pop songs | 51 |
| ___-al-Arab (Iraqi waterway) | 28 |
| Break into smithereens | 22 |
| Break to bits | 13 |
| Break big-time, as a record | 27 |
| Blow apart | 10 |
| Beat by a lot, as a record | 26 |
| Broke into pieces | 17 |
| Reduced to fragments | 20 |
| Got a big break? | 16 |
| Demolished, as a record | 23 |
| What many shards are | 20 |
| Dashed dream | 12 |
| Thought for Omar's "Sorry Scheme" | 47 |
| Like tempered glass | 19 |
| Destroys, as illusions | 22 |
| Breaks to bits | 14 |
| Breaks into pieces | 18 |
| Breaks, as a vase | 17 |
| Breaks, as a record | 19 |
| Breaks into smithereens | 23 |
| Snowboarding gold-medalist White | 32 |
| White nicknamed "the Flying Tomato" | 45 |
| Shirley Jones' eldest son | 29 |
| One of the Cassidy boys | 23 |
| Olympic snowboarding gold medalist White | 40 |
| Cassidy who played a Hardy Boy | 30 |
| Actor/singer Cassidy | 20 |
| "___ of the Dead" (2004 comedy) | 41 |
| “___ of the Dead” (2004 comedy) | 39 |
| ___ Cassidy, 1970s teen heartthrob | 34 |
| ___ Malwae-Tweep ("Parks and Rec" character) | 54 |
| Reduce, as prices | 17 |
| Barbershop service | 18 |
| Barber's job | 16 |
| Use a razor | 11 |
| Make chocolate curls | 20 |
| Barbershop job | 14 |
| Tonsorial offering | 18 |
| Figaro's specialty | 22 |
| Eliminate one's shadow? | 27 |
| Cut closely | 11 |
| Tonsorial service | 17 |
| Remove whiskers from | 20 |
| Remove the stubble | 18 |
| It may be close | 15 |
| It can be close | 15 |
| Hair-razing experience? | 23 |
| Get rid of shadow | 17 |
| Eradicate the stubble | 21 |
| Barber offering | 15 |
| Trim whiskers | 13 |
| Tonsorial treatment | 19 |
| Tonsorial operation | 19 |
| This may be clean or close | 26 |
| This is often close | 19 |
| This can be a close one | 23 |
| Thin slice | 10 |
| Task for Figaro | 15 |
| Sweeney Todd specialty | 22 |
| Slice thinly | 12 |
| Shower's partner | 20 |
| Show your face? | 15 |
| Shed a five o'clock shadow | 30 |
| Shear the beard | 15 |
| Remove whiskers | 15 |
| Remove the stubble, e.g. | 24 |
| Remove stubble | 14 |
| Remove one's whiskers | 25 |
| Remove a mustache | 17 |
| Remove a beard | 14 |
| Prepare ice in a way | 20 |
| Prepare for an interview, in a way | 34 |
| Neaten up in the morning | 24 |
| Morning ritual, for many | 24 |
| Morning activity | 16 |
| Make a slice thin | 17 |
| Make a face smoother | 20 |
| Lose the beard | 14 |
| Lose one's shadow, say | 26 |
| It might be close | 17 |
| Haircut's companion | 23 |
| Hair-razing experience | 22 |
| Get rid of the Fu Manchu | 24 |
| Get rid of stubble | 18 |
| Get rid of a shadow | 19 |
| Get rid of a beard | 18 |
| Figaro's forte | 18 |
| Eliminate the stubble | 21 |
| Close cut | 9 |
| Close ___ | 9 |
| Clear the whiskers | 18 |
| Barbershop chore | 16 |
| Barber's work | 17 |
| A close ___ | 11 |
| Ran a razor over | 16 |
| Became less hirsute | 19 |
| Used a Bic, maybe | 17 |
| Removed whiskers | 16 |