| Text | Length |
| Film on the surface of a liquid | 31 |
| Disgusting film | 15 |
| Cleaning target | 15 |
| Cleaner target | 14 |
| Build-up in an aquarium | 23 |
| Bathwater residue | 17 |
| Bathtub woe | 11 |
| Bathtub dirt | 12 |
| Bath tile residue | 17 |
| Bathtub ring with no discernible cause? | 39 |
| Drosses | 7 |
| Removes dross | 13 |
| Dirty films | 11 |
| Terrifying strains of algae? | 28 |
| Porgy | 5 |
| Prized panfish | 14 |
| East Coast porgy | 16 |
| Brown-and-white porgy | 21 |
| A porgy | 7 |
| Drains on deck | 14 |
| Openings on decks for drainage | 30 |
| Deck openings | 13 |
| Porgies | 7 |
| Coastal water fishes | 20 |
| Northern porgies | 16 |
| Certain porgies | 15 |
| Atlantic porgies | 16 |
| Horn tissue | 11 |
| Bit of horn tissue | 18 |
| Thin flakes from the skin | 25 |
| Skin exfoliation | 16 |
| Scaly crust | 11 |
| Abusive: Var. | 13 |
| Grossly abusive | 15 |
| Calumnious | 10 |
| Move like a squirrel | 20 |
| Move like a rodent | 18 |
| Flee, mouse-style | 17 |
| Flee like mice | 14 |
| Double bend | 11 |
| Two-direction section | 21 |
| Sinuous figure | 14 |
| Sign on a mountain road | 23 |
| Display of diminishing returns | 30 |
| Italian apology | 15 |
| Slangy ''Pardon'' | 33 |
| "--- me while I kiss the sky" | 39 |
| Italian apologies | 17 |
| Hendrix biography "___ Me While I Kiss the Sky" | 57 |
| Apologies, in Apulia | 20 |
| "___ me?" ("Whadja say?") | 45 |
| "___ me?" ("Wha?") | 38 |
| "___ Me While I Kiss This Guy" (book of misheard lyrics) | 66 |
| "___ me while I kiss the sky" ("Purple Haze" lyric) | 71 |
| "__ Me While I Kiss This Guy": book of misheard lyrics | 64 |
| Push preceder, perhaps | 22 |
| "Beg pardon," in casual talk | 38 |
| "Pardon," in Parma | 28 |
| "Pardon me," in Parma | 31 |
| "Pardon me," in Italy | 31 |
| "Pardon me, Pasquale" | 31 |
| "Pardon me, Marcello" | 31 |
| "Pardon me, Carlo" | 28 |
| "Pardon me, Arturo ..." | 33 |
| "My bad, Mario!" | 26 |
| "Can I pass through please?" in Italian | 49 |
| Cottontail tail | 15 |
| Bunny tail | 10 |
| Hare's tail | 15 |
| Cottontail's tail | 21 |
| Bunny's tail | 16 |
| Hare tail, e.g. | 15 |
| Short, erect tail | 17 |
| Short tail | 10 |
| Bambi's tail | 16 |
| ___ work (drudgery) | 19 |
| Stubby tail | 11 |
| Rabbit tail | 11 |
| Deer tail | 9 |
| Short erect tail | 16 |
| Peter's cottontail? | 23 |
| Peter's cottontail | 22 |
| Peter Rabbit's tail | 23 |
| Lowly, as work | 14 |
| Flopsy's tail | 17 |
| Roman shields | 13 |
| Roman legionaries' shields | 30 |
| Bony plates | 11 |
| Armadillo armor | 15 |
| Armadillo's plate | 21 |
| Reptile's covering | 22 |
| Part of a cobra | 15 |
| Large scale | 11 |
| Armadillo bone | 14 |
| Rabbit tails | 12 |
| Rabbits' tails | 18 |
| Rabbits' tails, e.g. | 24 |
| Cottontails' tails | 22 |
| Bunny tails | 11 |
| Short tails | 11 |
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