| "I'm not going to dignify that ..." | 49 |
| Escalator, essentially | 22 |
| Escalator | 9 |
| Skeet challenge | 15 |
| Patsy, to a van driver? | 23 |
| Getting promoted | 16 |
| Poignant pianist Cliburn? | 25 |
| It's the theme of this puzzle | 33 |
| Poignant disappearance? | 23 |
| Egotism that brings you to tears? | 33 |
| Dresser on wheels? | 18 |
| Relocating a 'Wheel of Fortune' regular? | 48 |
| Poignant game show personality? | 31 |
| Game show personality White, while giving a poignant performance? | 65 |
| Person with a poignant story about his dietary choice? | 54 |
| Novelist Farley | 15 |
| Author Farley | 13 |
| "Never Cry Wolf" author Farley ___ | 44 |
| "Never Cry Wolf" author | 33 |
| Decimate, as an army | 20 |
| Annihilated | 11 |
| Greenskeeper's job | 22 |
| One who loves to keep the grass short? | 38 |
| Yankee closer Mariano Rivera in non-save games? | 47 |
| Overwhelms, as an opponent | 26 |
| Cauterizing material | 20 |
| Spanish tennis star Carlos | 26 |
| Carlos who won a French Open | 28 |
| 1998 French Open winner Carlos ___ | 34 |
| Pitcher Jamie | 13 |
| Jamie ___, oldest pitcher in major-league history to win a game | 63 |
| 'True Blood' co-star Stephen | 36 |
| L.B.J. aide | 11 |
| Journalist Bill with a Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award | 54 |
| 2006 Lifetime Achievement Emmy-winner Bill | 42 |
| SHOW BILL? | 10 |
| Too bad, Bill | 13 |
| Singer Alison | 13 |
| 1980s Britpop star Alison | 25 |
| Mary Ellen of ballet | 20 |
| The Smiths singer, to fans | 26 |
| "Cosi fan tutte" or "Die Zauberflote"? | 58 |
| Halls for Amadeus? | 18 |
| Leopold and Wolfgang | 20 |
| A watercolor by Wolfgang? | 25 |
| Program basis for Netscape browsers | 35 |
| Firefox maker | 13 |
| Browser maker | 13 |
| Big name in browsers | 20 |
| Rubbery cheese | 14 |
| Mild, white cheese | 18 |
| Layer on many pies | 18 |
| Cheese for a scat singer? | 25 |
| Cheesy gimmick? | 15 |
| Cheesy appetizer | 16 |
| Batter-fried snack | 18 |
| Mil. law enforcer | 17 |
| Auditing degree | 15 |
| Russian technological achievement | 33 |
| Pedagogy degree | 15 |
| Gym instructor's deg. | 25 |
| ... MANDY MOORE, MARILYN MANSON, and MIKE MYERS | 47 |
| Gym tchrs.' degrees | 23 |
| Druggist's deg. | 19 |
| Org. for physicists | 19 |
| 1986 Tom Hanks film, with "The" | 41 |
| File on an iPod | 15 |
| Devices for music lovers | 24 |
| Mazda minivan around since the late 1980s | 41 |
| Oft-swapped file type | 21 |
| Having failed aspirations | 25 |
| Mister, for short | 17 |
| Blood vessel imaging machine | 28 |
| Frank Buchman's org. | 24 |
| Dr. Buchman's group: Abbr. | 30 |
| Buchman's org. | 18 |
| Film that brought Brad and Angelina together | 44 |
| ___ Mrs. | 8 |
| Radio's "___ Mrs. North" | 38 |
| "___ Mrs." (comic strip) | 34 |
| "___ Mrs. North," 1941 film | 37 |
| Part of a Christmas-card address | 32 |
| Munchies from Mars | 18 |
| 1990 Newman/Woodward drama | 26 |
| 1990 Newman-Woodward film | 25 |
| '60s television couple | 26 |
| Crime-solving couple of old radio | 33 |
| 50's TV detective couple | 28 |
| '50s TV detective couple | 28 |
| Nonsense song | 13 |
| Springtime calendar hunk | 24 |
| Spring Playgirl magazine V.I.P. | 31 |
| Certain Playgirl centerfold | 27 |
| Alex Rodriguez, pejoratively | 28 |
| John Jacob, formally | 20 |
| Contemporary of Marcel Duchamp | 30 |
| "I'm Yours" singer Jason | 38 |
| Jason with the 2008 hit "I'm Yours" | 49 |
| "The Beauty in Ugly" singer Jason | 43 |
| Vegan singer Jason | 18 |