| Comedian who performed at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner | 68 |
| ABC late-night host | 19 |
| "___ Live!" | 21 |
| ''Win Ben Stein's Money'' cohost | 52 |
| Quote from caveman Kimmel: "Me ready to consider a variety of options..." | 83 |
| #3 in Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Guitarists | 49 |
| Two late-night hosts | 20 |
| Demaret and Foxx | 16 |
| Pry a proofreader's mark? | 29 |
| So-called "Wizard of Odds" | 36 |
| He and Hickey took the stage together | 37 |
| Famed alias | 11 |
| Comedian or former N.Y. mayor | 29 |
| "Wichita Lineman" songwriter | 38 |
| Orioles Hall-of-Fame pitcher who modeled Jockey underwear | 57 |
| Baseball Hall of Famer nicknamed "Cakes" | 50 |
| "The Big Bang Theory" star | 36 |
| IMF director | 12 |
| Sports talk radio host whose show is affectionately called "The Jungle" | 81 |
| Cheesy TV private eye? | 22 |
| Cheesy classic TV detective? | 28 |
| High School Sports Reporter | 27 |
| With whom Backus quarreled | 26 |
| Thorn-apple alias | 17 |
| His teams won 5 national championships | 38 |
| Aussie's liquor | 19 |
| First Indian American to be governor of an American state | 57 |
| Line before "O what fun ..." | 38 |
| 1996 Schwarzenegger Christmas comedy | 36 |
| Seasonal dance | 14 |
| Christmas classic by Bobby Helms about crack? | 45 |
| Like coins in a pocket, maybe | 29 |
| Sleigh bells and such | 21 |
| Ultranationalism? | 17 |
| International bully | 19 |
| Loyal to a fault | 16 |
| Quick turn | 10 |
| Make quick turns | 16 |
| Evade in zigzag fashion | 23 |
| High __ | 7 |
| Pixie and Dixie's nemesis, in the cartoons | 46 |
| High humor? | 11 |
| "Horse Marines" captain | 33 |
| "High" hilarity | 25 |
| Moslem spirits | 14 |
| Legendary Islamic spirits | 25 |
| Tokyo two-wheeler | 17 |
| Eastern taxi: Var. | 18 |
| Popular children's toy (and this puzzle's theme) | 56 |
| Born under a bad sign | 21 |
| Under a whammy | 14 |
| Under a black cloud | 19 |
| Having bad luck, say | 20 |
| Brought bad luck to | 19 |
| Brought bad luck | 16 |
| Bringers of bad fortune | 23 |
| Putting a whammy on | 19 |
| Cursing | 7 |
| Dr. Dolittle's dog | 22 |
| Panama hat | 10 |
| Plant whose leaves are used to make Panama hats | 47 |
| Panama hat material | 19 |
| Tenth novel in Sue Grafton's "Alphabet" series | 60 |
| Small bus | 9 |
| Minibus | 7 |
| Unlicensed taxi | 15 |
| Shared taxi | 11 |
| Low-fare bus | 12 |
| Small buses | 11 |
| TV image fluctuations | 21 |
| Swinger, perhaps | 16 |
| Lindy's cousin | 18 |
| Jazzy two-step | 14 |
| Vigorous dancers | 16 |
| Was nervous | 11 |
| Possessed by the heebie-jeebies | 31 |
| Extremely tense and nervous | 27 |
| Practice with locks and pins? | 29 |
| Damn fool, in street slang | 26 |
| Lesson #4: It's Saturday Night! | 35 |
| "SNL" baloney? | 24 |
| Deceptive talker | 16 |
| Slang, slangily | 15 |
| Language of many blaxploitation film pimps | 42 |
| Jazzman's lingo | 19 |
| Deceptive lingo | 15 |
| Cats' comments | 18 |
| Lively, as dance music | 22 |
| False, like some talk | 21 |
| More swingy | 11 |
| Stuff formed in balls, partly | 29 |
| Emmy winner for "Lost" | 32 |
| Director of "Star Wars: Episode VII" | 47 |
| Creator of TV's island that "wasn't just an island" | 69 |
| Creator of TV's "Alias" | 37 |
| Co-creator of" Lost" | 30 |
| "Star Trek" director, 2009 | 36 |
| Dy-no-mite team of political pundits? | 37 |
| Women's clothing store with an initial in its name | 54 |
| Monogram of Peter Parker's publisher boss, in "Spider-Man" | 72 |