| Negligible portion | 18 |
| First squirt of milk | 20 |
| Almost empty | 12 |
| $500 fine to a multimillionaire | 31 |
| Nothing much, to scuba divers? | 30 |
| Gridiron ploy | 13 |
| Old-fashioned field goal technique | 34 |
| Bygone field goal attempt | 25 |
| Old football scoring play | 25 |
| Old football play | 17 |
| Old football maneuver | 21 |
| Pigskin specialist of yore | 26 |
| Old-fashioned field goal attempts | 33 |
| Field goal attempter, once | 26 |
| The perfect fall gift? | 22 |
| Mail that must be picked up | 27 |
| Give head using pointers from Maxim's "Ask Heidi" column? | 71 |
| "____ a line" | 23 |
| "Don't forget to write!" | 38 |
| "Write!" | 18 |
| Shoal snarer | 12 |
| Walter ___, Red Sox All-Star: 1950 | 34 |
| "A ruddy ___ manly blood": Emerson | 44 |
| Leave, as kids at school | 24 |
| Hiking hazard | 13 |
| Ray, in song | 12 |
| New Year's event in Times Square | 36 |
| Quitter of a sort | 17 |
| Classless one? | 14 |
| Truant of a sort | 16 |
| School failure | 14 |
| One with no class? | 18 |
| High-school non-finisher | 24 |
| GED taker | 9 |
| GED candidate | 13 |
| Fail to finish school | 21 |
| Education refuser | 17 |
| Do a vanishing act | 18 |
| Disappear from the radar, so to speak | 37 |
| Become a recluse, perhaps | 25 |
| They don't graduate | 23 |
| Problem pupils | 14 |
| Classless group? | 16 |
| Audio failures | 14 |
| Premature fruit yield | 21 |
| Hockey or soccer maneuver | 25 |
| Bligh did it | 12 |
| Fell into Morpheus's arms | 29 |
| Breakfast fare for a poacher? | 29 |
| One by one the klutz _____ | 26 |
| The careless candidate ___ | 26 |
| Didn't finish, as school | 28 |
| Word with "eye" or "name" | 45 |
| Word with eye or name | 21 |
| Tube for dispensing eye medication | 34 |
| Ophthalmologist's tool | 26 |
| Baster, basically | 17 |
| Some medication dispensers | 26 |
| Small doses may come in them | 28 |
| Eye medication dispensers | 25 |
| Ear medication dispensers | 25 |
| Some ducks and some hares | 25 |
| Trying to impress people, in a way | 34 |
| What the clumsy mason was doing in the produce aisle? | 53 |
| Guano, basically | 16 |
| Making a blunder (and this puzzle's theme) | 46 |
| Klutzy dog's habit? | 23 |
| What the turnover-prone football player had? | 44 |
| Reveals something shocking | 26 |
| Writes briefly (to) | 19 |
| Writes "Wish you were here" | 37 |
| Uses a postcard | 15 |
| What the constructor had to do to create the theme entries in this puzzle (boyeee) | 82 |
| Space-saver on a subway | 23 |
| Limousine accommodation | 23 |
| Checker cab feature | 19 |
| Chair of a sort | 15 |
| Visits unexpectedly | 19 |
| Stops over | 10 |
| Happens by | 10 |
| Tapers | 6 |
| Calls casually | 14 |
| Commits knitting boo-boos | 25 |
| Moves on, in a way | 18 |
| Changes course, in a conversation | 33 |
| "A in time . . . " | 28 |
| "We're on to you!" (and a hint to how this puzzle's other four longest answers were created) | 110 |
| Mess up at a critical moment | 28 |
| Cop's order to holdup man | 29 |
| "___," said Tom disarmingly | 37 |
| Get into begging position | 25 |
| Recoil from a stomach punch | 27 |
| Prepare to pray in a hurry | 26 |
| Get in begging position | 23 |
| Convertible type | 16 |
| Let the moon show? | 18 |
| Let the moon shine through? | 27 |
| Present briefs? | 15 |
| Hostage crisis command | 22 |
| Fruit fly | 9 |