| Admonition against trying algebra problems after imbibing? | 58 |
| . . . from a nutritionist (press 3) | 35 |
| Admonition to a hit man? | 24 |
| Start of the good advice | 24 |
| End of the admonishment | 23 |
| Theme song for an epeeist? | 26 |
| "Oh, give me land, lots of land..." | 45 |
| "Go along" | 20 |
| Lexington (Ã la J. Parker) | 29 |
| Start of a reminder | 19 |
| "Fear not!" | 21 |
| Line to the wedding florist about excessive arrangements? | 57 |
| "I'm not interested in having tea!"? | 50 |
| Warning to a sassy kid | 22 |
| Jim Lawrence's advice to teetotalers? | 41 |
| Station break plea | 18 |
| Commercial lead-in | 18 |
| Stay tuned, Part 1 | 18 |
| Motley Crue "___ (Just Go Away)" | 42 |
| 1976 hit for Elton John and Kiki Dee | 36 |
| Advice, part 3 | 14 |
| Vegetarian's motto? | 23 |
| Advice to a husband seeker? | 27 |
| "Easy, big fella!" | 28 |
| Motherly advice after a tough bronco ride? | 42 |
| Bart Simpson replay | 19 |
| Delaying excuse | 15 |
| '-- know it!' | 21 |
| Actual warning for a pressing product | 37 |
| "Walking on Sunshine" query | 37 |
| Superstition admonition | 23 |
| Admonition to one celebrating prematurely | 41 |
| Snobbish party-giver's attitude? | 36 |
| Start of sign | 13 |
| Stay away from my door! | 23 |
| "Be realistic" | 24 |
| I ___ (third baseman in Abbott-Costello skit) | 45 |
| Aaron Neville number about "The Scream"? | 50 |
| Norah Jones ballad | 18 |
| "Kissing ___": Meredith | 33 |
| Caution before making a wild assertion | 38 |
| "No, really" | 22 |
| 'This may sound funny, but ...' | 39 |
| "Stay for a while..." | 31 |
| "I'd be miserable without you, tapestry!" | 55 |
| Styx hit of 1983 | 16 |
| "I'm counting on you!" | 36 |
| Retiring child's wisecrack | 30 |
| 1967 documentary starring Bob Dylan | 35 |
| Nicolas Roeg movie | 18 |
| He (1960) | 9 |
| Take the path of least resistance | 33 |
| One way to not be a troublemaker | 32 |
| 'It was nothing' | 24 |
| "Stop adding milk and sugar to these brews!"? | 55 |
| Response to "Want some?" | 34 |
| Phrase said when taking an offered hors dÂ’ouevre | 52 |
| "Just passing through" | 32 |
| Have the rhythm down pat | 24 |
| Cop's order | 15 |
| Freeze order | 12 |
| Freeze order? | 13 |
| "There's a tarantula on your head" | 48 |
| "Stay right there" | 28 |
| Decide against reorganizing the pet store? | 42 |
| Capo's twist on an Asian soup staple? | 41 |
| Beatles shopping tune? | 22 |
| Covered stadium that's off-limits to bands? | 47 |
| "Just do drills for now"? | 35 |
| Classic caution to a child | 26 |
| "Stay focused!" | 25 |
| ''Persevere!'' | 30 |
| "Keep hanging in there!" | 34 |
| "We never had this conversation, O.K.?" | 49 |
| 'This isn't for other ears ...' | 43 |
| January 1 beauty queen's plea | 33 |
| Sound advice for rowing crews | 29 |
| Warning to a would-be rebel | 27 |
| Advice to an upstart | 20 |
| Advice for rowing crews | 23 |
| "Please consider playing the wheel again"? | 52 |
| "Everything's going to be OK!" | 44 |
| "I already know my homemade cold cream is useless!" | 61 |
| Teacher's rebuke | 20 |
| Advice to Tin Man costume designers? | 36 |
| "Dude, I hate feeling full"? | 38 |
| Clinton campaign song/Use any tactics necessary | 47 |
| "Ooh, I'm shaking in my boots!" | 45 |
| "'I ___,' said the Caterpillar": Carroll | 58 |
| "Shear sheep, but ..." (advice from Bart Simpson?) | 60 |
| "You can shear sheep, but ...." (Bart Simpson's advice?) | 70 |
| Decide against divorce? | 23 |
| Plea made with one's hands up | 33 |
| Messenger's message? | 24 |
| Holdup victim's plea | 24 |
| “There’s no reason to get angry” | 44 |
| "Tone it down!" | 25 |
| "___ Apple Tree" | 26 |
| Words to a sentry | 17 |
| 1996 No Doubt hit | 17 |