| Poem featuring the line “Sunset and evening star / And one clear call for me!” | 86 |
| 1969 Cream hit ... or a hint to the seven "mathematical" clues in this puzzle | 87 |
| Board game where you might hear, "Colonel Ecru, with the riata, in the oda"? | 86 |
| What this puzzle's capitalized clues are, both by definition and pun | 72 |
| Hyphenated New York City suburb that's the site of Van Cortlandt Manor | 74 |
| “... and use later in brilliant research papers, giving me something to ___!” | 85 |
| Answer to the question, "In your opinion, what do you suppose is the object most likely to scare away Dracula?"? | 122 |
| One who sets a VHS of "The Crying Game" precisely to the money shot? | 78 |
| "And the mountains should ___ to the sea" ("Stand By Me" lyric) | 83 |
| Aerosmith video in which Alicia Silverstone's middle finger was blurred by MTV | 82 |
| Julie London's sultry song in "The Girl Can't Help It" | 72 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "City Slickers" actor? | 94 |
| Program about a crime-fighting unit from the South that stages Civil War reenactments? | 86 |
| One with an important role in the production of a fantasy film or period drama (not so important for a porno, though) | 117 |
| "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity" speaker | 74 |
| "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease" speaker | 91 |
| "What would you like in your imported coffee?" "___" | 72 |
| The world's largest ..., in Wilmot, Ohio, unleashes mechanical Bavarian dancers hourly | 90 |
| Bandleader Xavier who led the Waldorf-Astoria's orchestra for 16 years | 74 |
| Store for athletes seeking protection? (And, onsides, what each of this puzzle's starred entries refers to) | 111 |
| Director's edit of a war film with a more adorable treaty-signing scene? | 76 |
| “The surgery department’s budget may have to be slashed,” Tom stated ___ | 84 |
| Online world where people live and pay taxes in 2010, according to Tom Clancy's "Net Force" series | 112 |
| Like snide remarks from old Russian despots? (#4 in David Yale's "Pun Enchanted Evenings") | 104 |
| In Search Of: Central European guy who swings both ways; hoping to receive a ___ | 80 |
| In modern-day slang, last night out with the guys just before the first baby arrives | 84 |
| Sequel that made The Onion A.V. Club's "Worst Movies of 2007" list, with a rare "F" grade | 113 |
| Song that was bumped from the #1 spot by "Looks Like We Made It" | 74 |
| Somewhat derisive musical category that might include CCR, Steve Miller, The Lovin' Spoonful, etc. | 102 |
| Dan ___, 1948 Best Actor nominee for "When My Baby Smiles at Me" | 74 |
| Satirical program originally hosted by Craig Kilborn, with "The" | 74 |
| One unsatisfied with a "She loves me, she loves me not" result? | 73 |
| Entertainer whose Broadway show was subtitled "The Royal Tour" | 72 |
| Flattering courtier who changed places with the tyrant Dionysius, in Greek legend | 81 |
| Blur frontman who sings "And the mind gets dirty / As you get closer to 30" | 85 |
| Ratt "Feel the heat of the rhythm. Feel the heat of my hand. ___" | 75 |
| Actress Beverly who played Patsy Cline in "Coal Miner's Daughter" | 79 |
| As a 16-year-old actor, youngest nonroyal with an individual portrait in Britain's National Portrait Gallery | 112 |
| Oingo Boingo leader also known for composing the theme to "The Simpsons" | 82 |
| 1970's pop singer with "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight" | 77 |
| Celebrity couple nickname #4: "Cheers" actor and "U.N.I.T.Y." rapper | 88 |
| Whence the line "Into the eternal darkness; into fire and into ice" | 77 |
| "Oh yeah? Let's see you hold your breath for TWO minutes!," e.g.? | 79 |
| 1940 Arthur Koestler novel that inspired George Orwell's "Nineteen Eighty-Four" | 93 |
| Charles who had mutton chops before he got older and grew a long white beard | 76 |
| 43 57 45 7 37 / 33 / 36 30 40 47 10 / 26 53 62 21 / 31 34 56 48 2 8 (see notepad) | 129 |
| "I won't ___ guy who doesn't own a toolbox" (Kristy Swanson quote) | 84 |
| Old TV show that featured "bachelorettes," with "The" | 73 |
| Cream that proto-Nissan owners had to apply to their vehicles on summer days? | 77 |
| A's hurler (1989 champs) / Eurythmics musician on "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" (#1 in 1983) | 110 |
| Stand-up guy who played Tobias Fünke on "Arrested Development" | 75 |
| Chinese-American AIDS researcher who was Time Magazine's 1996 Man of the Year | 81 |
| Director of "A Passage to India" and "Doctor Zhivago" | 73 |
| Actor who presented at the 1973 Oscars while a streaker ran past on camera | 74 |
| 1965 Beatles hit that begins "Got a good reason for taking the easy way out" | 86 |
| Classic song from a movie celebrating its 60th anniversary on 7/18/13 [starting from the second square] | 103 |
| With "The," punk-pop band who sang "Bitchin' Camaro" | 76 |
| Words before "though some have called thee / Mighty and dreadful" | 75 |
| Music releases like "We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes," and "Narrow Stairs," to fans | 114 |
| Presidential concern about the wizard lobby influencing health care legislation? | 80 |
| Punishment used most often, worldwide, by China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the U.S. | 81 |
| Robin Williams flick that was Roger Ebert's pick for worst movie of 2002 | 76 |
| Long-running western anthology, the only American TV series with its three initials | 83 |
| "I'm returning these sheets-I tuck them in, but they're always coming out" | 92 |
| "That parrot is definitely __": line from a Monty Python sketch | 73 |
| Memo about museum staff putting mistletoe around Frans's "Laughing Cavalier"? | 91 |
| "I'm Chevy Chase" and "You're not," for example | 75 |
| Stephen of Joyce's "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" | 74 |
| Not too shabby, in slang (because saying "-ent" takes way too long) | 77 |
| Jazz standard whose title is repeatedly sung after "Honey ..." | 72 |
| Foodie who's the "Lady" of the Lady & Sons restaurant in Savannah | 83 |
| Like the Jordan River, according to "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" | 75 |
| Chronologically first but last-published of the Leatherstocking Tales, with "The" | 91 |
| "An' they're hangin' Danny --- in the mornin'" | 72 |
| Write down "Vast Asian country with a population of over a billion"? | 78 |
| "Licker talks . . . loud we'en . . . loose fum ___": Harris | 73 |
| Guy acquires girl's phone number but waits too long to use it; ref signals ... | 82 |
| "What a battle my guild just had! First someone went AFK, causing a..." | 81 |
| A good band pic on the CD, songs that will appeal to music producers, etc.? | 75 |
| Original "King Kong" character Carl, to be reprised by Jack Black in a 2005 remake | 92 |
| "The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country." | 72 |
| Proof that a "Jersey Shore" character has an incontinence problem? | 76 |
| Since, in Spain (I promise the next clue won't be another foreign word) | 75 |
| Cuban-born actor whose first film was 1940's "Too Many Girls" | 75 |
| 1940s-'50s film/TV star with two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | 72 |
| The White Stripes's second album which was named after a Dutch art movement | 79 |
| Group called Girls Tyme when they lost on "Star Search" in 1993 | 73 |
| King Missile novelty hit with the lyrics "I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble / or I can rent it out, when I don't need it" | 168 |
| Word that could mean “force vacationers to vacate” or “one who takes alternate routes” | 102 |
| 1963 Elvis hit with the lyrics "You look like an angel ... but I got wise" | 84 |
| License plate (and character played by Michael Douglas) in "Falling Down" | 83 |
| Mark that appears four times in this puzzle (hint: the baseball player who's the answer to this puzzle uses one, too) | 121 |
| "Invisible" site in Harry Potter books where wizards buy their accessories | 84 |
| Service run by the band They Might Be Giants that was nothing more than their answering machine | 95 |
| Phoenix-based ballplayer, and what the start of each answer to a starred clue can be | 84 |
| Eponymous star of a 1960s sitcom, the only American TV star with his three initials | 83 |
| Protest activity for Cheney opponents as he left the White House in January? | 76 |
| "___ Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early" (Onion headline) | 82 |
| "___ Accidentally Leaks Results of 2008 Election Early" ("The Onion" headline) | 98 |
| "O Freunde, nicht ___ Töne! (opening line to Beethoven's Ninth) | 75 |