| "Emollit mores nec sinit ___ feros" (motto of the University of South Carolina meaning "Learning humanizes character and does not permit it to be cruel") | 173 |
| "Elf shot the ___!" (classic line from the video game "Gauntlet") | 85 |
| "Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More" website | 78 |
| "Either that ___ goes, or I do" (Oscar Wilde's reputed last words) | 80 |
| "Either that wallpaper goes ___ do" (Oscar Wilde's supposed dying words) | 86 |
| "Either that wallpaper goes ___ do" (Oscar Wilde's last words) | 76 |
| "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe" comic | 90 |
| "Eight Miles High" folk rockers of the '60s, with "the" | 79 |
| "Egocentric little creep" of a detective, according to the author who created him | 91 |
| "Earth's Last ___" (subtitle of the "Survivor: Gabon" season) | 85 |
| "Dude, you're gettin' a ___!" (old computer ad phrase) | 72 |
| "Drugs are bad, ___?" (Mr. Mackey line on "South Park") | 76 |
| "Drown in ___ of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?" (W.C. Fields) | 77 |
| "Drink! for you know not ___ you came, nor why" ("Rubáiyát") | 86 |
| "Drink ___ Hearties Yo Ho" (song on the soundtrack to "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End") | 121 |
| "Dream if ___ a courtyard" (Prince lyric, as it is in fact notated) | 77 |
| "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate One Second Before Awakening" and others | 107 |
| "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening" painter | 102 |
| "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening" artist | 101 |
| "Dragons' ___" (British TV series featuring entrepreneurs) | 72 |
| "Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more ___?": "Twelfth Night" [1930 novel] | 123 |
| "Doolin-___" (Eagles song about an infamous Old West outlaw gang) | 75 |
| "Don't you cry, I'll be __": "Frosty the Snowman" | 77 |
| "Don't Worry, Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow)" singer | 93 |
| "Don't Nobody Bring Me No Bad News" musical, with "The" | 79 |
| "Don't lose faith ___"[SEE NOTE ABOVE for last week's explanation] | 84 |
| "Don't I look fetching in this dress from Warsaw? Huh, huh?" | 74 |
| "Don't get me wrong — con¬struct¬ing crosswords is fun. What takes forever is the ___" | 110 |
| "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease" speaker | 91 |
| "Don't be sweet, __ you be eaten up": start of a Jewish proverb | 77 |
| "Doing a crossword with a broken pencil is pointless," for example | 76 |
| "Dog the Bounty Hunter" network, and a hint to the theme in this puzzle's four longest answers | 108 |
| "Do you need anything else with your imported coffee?" "___" | 80 |
| "Do you bite your thumb __, sir?": "Romeo and Juliet" | 73 |
| "Dilbert" engineer whose "cardiovascular system is basically coffee" | 88 |
| "Die Luft ___ Freiheit weht" (motto of Stanford University meaning "The wind of freedom blows") | 115 |
| "Did you do anything for luck before today's race?" [Katy Perry, 2008] | 84 |
| "Dick Doesn't Just Lobby for the Tobacco Companies--He's a Client" (rejected campaign ad, 2004) | 113 |
| "Dial ___ Watkins" (2004 album by Welsh bluesman Geraint Watkins) | 75 |
| "Demand me nothing: what you know, you know: From this time forth I never will speak word" is his last line | 117 |
| "Dedicated to the ___ Love" (1967 hit by the Mamas and the Papas) | 75 |
| "De Civitate __": "The City of God," St. Augustine work | 75 |
| "David Bowie Asks ___ If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again": The Onion | 80 |
| "Date ___" (MTV matchmaking show involving a mediating parent) | 72 |
| "Dancing With the Stars" winner who's an Olympic skating champ | 76 |
| "Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha" band | 80 |
| "Cut out the jibber-jabber" is one of his "Rules for Fools" | 79 |
| "Curb Your Enthusiasm" actress Hines when she's on Oriental Avenue, Vermont Avenue, Kentucky Avenue, Indiana Avenue, Short Line, or Park Place? | 157 |
| "Cupid is a knavish ___": "A Midsummer Night's Dream" | 77 |
| "Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip ___": "Julius Caesar" [1974 novel] | 89 |
| "Crescit eundo" ("It grows as it goes") is its motto: Abbr. | 79 |
| "Crazy ___ And The Douche" ("Parks and Recreation" morning show) | 84 |
| "Corporations have been enthroned and ___ of corruption in high places will follow": Lincoln | 102 |
| "Copacabana" girl who "would merengue and do the cha-cha" | 77 |
| "Cool" singer whose group had the 1973 #1 hit "Frankenstein" | 80 |
| "Conversation is ___ in which a man has all mankind for his competitors": Ralph Waldo Emerson | 103 |
| "Consume only lemon water and cayenne pepper during the day," say | 75 |
| "Congratulations! You ___ million dollar lottery" (classic spam opening) | 82 |
| "Computers can't generate good results from bad data," briefly | 76 |
| "Compromise is the best and cheapest ___" (saying attributed to Robert Louis Stevenson) | 97 |
| "Composer" of the "1712 Overture" and "The Abduction of Figaro" | 93 |
| "Complete 360s", as mistakenly said by those who don't get math | 77 |
| "Coming ___ Parents" (book my mom bought me when she thought I was gay) | 81 |
| "Come ___ these yellow sands, / And then take hands": Ariel in "The Tempest" | 96 |
| "Come to the sheltered spot you can't wait to get away from!" | 75 |
| "Combats avec ___ défenseurs!" (line from "La Marseillaise") | 83 |
| "Collage With Squares Arranged According to the Laws of Chance" artist | 80 |
| "Coffee, ___ Me?" (book subtitled "The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses") | 108 |
| "Clinton's a well-known southpaw, so this exposé on his other-handed punches is an eye-opener" | 111 |
| "Climb ___ Mountain" (song from "The Sound of Music") | 73 |
| "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" singer in "The Sound of Music" | 77 |
| "Cliff Hangers" theme music on "The Price Is Right," e.g. | 77 |
| "Cinque, dieci, venti, trenta" in "The Marriage of Figaro," e.g. | 84 |
| "Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents" penner | 72 |
| "Chimp and ___" (kid-lit series by Catherine and Laurence Anholt) | 75 |
| "Children of her type contrive the purest philosophies" Nabokov girl | 78 |
| "Check out the nifty guitar sound in this Judas Priest cover band we formed!"? | 88 |
| "Charmed" sister who said "The power of three will set us free," among other spells | 103 |
| "Charlie's Angels" costar of Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith | 72 |
| "Chances are 'cause ___ a silly grin..." (Johnny Mathis line) | 75 |
| "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my ___ friends": Tom Waits | 82 |
| "Ceci n'est pas ___ pipe" (inscription on René Magritte's "The Treachery of Images") | 115 |
| "Catch-22" character who "hasn't got brains enough to be unhappy" | 89 |
| "Catch-22" character described as "a warm-hearted, simple-minded gnome" | 91 |
| "Casablanca" words repeated before "as if it were the last time" | 84 |
| "Carry the ___ that's born to be king" ("Skye Boat Song" line) | 86 |
| "Car Talk" dubbed it "the worst car of the millennium" | 74 |
| "Captain! The engines canna take ___ more!" (line from Scotty on "Star Trek") | 97 |
| "Captain ___ and the Underwater City" (1969 Chuck Connors film) | 73 |
| "Captain Phillips" Best Supporting Actor Oscar nominee Barkhad ___ | 76 |
| "Cantique de ___" (original title of "O Holy Night") | 72 |
| "Can't Help Lovin' ___ Man" ("Show Boat" song) | 74 |
| "Can You Forgive ___?" (first of Trollope's Palliser novels) | 74 |
| "Calvin and Hobbes" bully who speaks in upper- and lowercase letters | 78 |
| "Caesar, now be still: / I kill'd not thee with half so good ___": Brutus | 87 |
| "Butterfly" co-star who won the 1982 Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress | 87 |
| "But why is she blogging in every episode?" (highly literal TV title #1) | 82 |
| "But then I staved off an attack, using my great-axe for a..." | 72 |
| "But since I actually like Danny Glover and Steve Martin, we watched all of '___' ..." | 104 |
| "But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life / Somethin' ain't right ..." singer | 106 |