| U.S. defensive midfielder ejected in the semis of the 2007 Women's World Cup | 80 |
| "___ the Man" (Amanda Bynes romcom based on "Twelfth Night") | 80 |
| Dramatic device about which Hamlet says "The play's the thing ..." | 80 |
| Title film character who says "Donkey, two things, O.K.? Shut ... up!" | 80 |
| #1 on the American Film Institute's "Greatest Movie Musicals" list | 80 |
| Say "I love you" by extending the thumb, index finger, and pinky, e.g. | 80 |
| Part of a game name reportedly chosen because the game surface resembles a slope | 80 |
| Job that may have you dressing ahead for the winter while shooting in the summer | 80 |
| Jan ___, South African leader instrumental in establishing the League of Nations | 80 |
| "Oops, accidentally picked out Parcheesi at Toys 'R' Us #___"? | 80 |
| Until June 25, 2011, its first three digits had geographical significance: Abbr. | 80 |
| With "association," legal group in Arkansas or Tennessee, for instance | 80 |
| Thing spread in bed: Abbr. [get the 2013 rate - subscribe to avxwords.com today] | 80 |
| Blender magazine ranked him #1 on its list of 40 worst lyricists in rock in 2007 | 80 |
| "Two-way" thoroughfares at both ends of this puzzle's long answers | 80 |
| "Gattaca" star moves to Charleston in order to play a poisonous plant? | 80 |
| Racehorse whose 1955 Kentucky Derby win kept Nashua from taking the Triple Crown | 80 |
| "Do you need anything else with your imported coffee?" "___" | 80 |
| "People are said to hate you or love you. What do you hear from them?" | 80 |
| Beatles song with the lyric "There's one for you, nineteen for me" | 80 |
| Second of a pair of letters swapped six times in this puzzle's theme entries | 80 |
| Source of the line "What's past is prologue," with "The" | 80 |
| Pope John XXIII encyclical "Pacem in ___" ("Peace on Earth") | 80 |
| O'Shea who appeared on "Ed Sullivan" the same night as the Beatles | 80 |
| Holiday when children are given red envelopes containing money from their elders | 80 |
| "Finally, we learn how one Jonas brother defined an entire generation" | 80 |
| TV series whose fourth season had the subtitle "No Corner Left Behind" | 80 |
| Item that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula trees | 80 |
| "Mighty" superhero in 1987's "Adventures in Babysitting" | 80 |
| "Well it's time ___ home and I ain't even done with the night" | 80 |
| Strongest theory of where the next "Real Housewives" show will be set? | 80 |
| Title twin sister in a series of children's books by Jean and Gareth Adamson | 80 |
| Screenwriter/actor roomies' mailbox label that sounds like an old announcer? | 80 |
| TV host whose first name is spelled by the first and last letters of his surname | 80 |
| "Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha" band | 80 |
| "Our races are scrutinized down to the millisecond because we use ___" | 80 |
| Prefix with "violet," "liberal," or "conservative" | 80 |
| Ibuprofen: "Line up arrows on cap and bottle. Push cap with thumbs"... | 80 |
| "As we have therefore opportunity, let ___ good to all men": Galatians | 80 |
| Former weekly mag that still publishes an annual "Best Colleges" issue | 80 |
| His tombstone in Montmartre Cemetery has a statue of him as the puppet Petrushka | 80 |
| "Either that ___ goes, or I do" (Oscar Wilde's reputed last words) | 80 |
| "That mad game the world so loves to play" according to Jonathan Swift | 80 |
| Longtime G.E. chief with the best seller "Jack: Straight From the Gut" | 80 |
| Boston station that produces most of PBS's prime-time television programming | 80 |
| It's "no longer current in natural colloquial speech," per the OED | 80 |
| Actress Kate recently voted "most desirable body" in a Daily Mail poll | 80 |
| 1975 musical with the song "Believe in Yourself," with "The" | 80 |
| The "greatest blessing" and the "greatest plague": Euripides | 80 |
| Summit attendee, and what the first word can be in each answer to a starred clue | 80 |
| "Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they" speaker | 80 |
| "What's that chocolate beverage you're drinking, Yogi?" answer | 80 |
| "If you go to jail, will all these beautiful things fit in your cell?" | 80 |
| Org. that once used the slogan "In Service for the Girls of the World" | 80 |
| Will's rabbit brother in Matt Groening's "Life in Hell" strip | 79 |
| "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" librettist Burrows | 79 |
| Blood-typing letters, and a hint to the "transfusions" in this puzzle | 79 |
| Rock band whose first album was titled, appropriately, "High Voltage" | 79 |
| Gp. of which Michael Dukakis was proud to be a "card-carrying member" | 79 |
| Mariah Carey "You'll finally see the truth. That ___ lies in you" | 79 |
| "American Idol" runner-up with the album "Measure of a Man" | 79 |
| Early film version of "The Maltese Falcon," "Satan Met ___" | 79 |
| How Ms. Morissette was known on "You Can't Do That on Television" | 79 |
| "What did Delaware?" "I don't know, but ___" (old joke) | 79 |
| Like you after drinking Red Bull, according to commercials, in scientific terms | 79 |
| He played Stiller's biological father in "Flirting With Disaster" | 79 |
| Beverage whose homonym describes what you'll do if you drink too much of it | 79 |
| Ripley who wrote the "Gone With the Wind" sequel "Scarlett" | 79 |
| She finished third behind Ohno and Fatone on "Dancing With the Stars" | 79 |
| Actor Mahershalalhashbaz ___ of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" | 79 |
| "I was volunteering at the orphanage at the time of the murder," e.g. | 79 |
| One who's called "the Merciful" and "the Compassionate" | 79 |
| Classic song that begins "Proudly swept the rain cloud by the cliffs" | 79 |
| Apt adjective for today that's needed to make sense of eight puzzle answers | 79 |
| Anterograde ___ (affliction suffered by the protagonist of "Memento") | 79 |
| 1978 comedy set at Faber College (whose motto is "Knowledge is good") | 79 |
| Source of the sample in Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" | 79 |
| 1959 Tony-nominated play whose 2014 Broadway production stars Denzel Washington | 79 |
| Contralto Susannah Maria __ who debuted in her brother Thomas's first opera | 79 |
| Nickname of the author of the children's book "Hit a Grand Slam!" | 79 |
| First player whose HR was reviewed (and upheld) by umpires using instant replay | 79 |
| "What garlic is to salad, insanity is to ___": Augustus Saint-Gaudens | 79 |
| "I trust him about ___ ..." (start of a leery person's statement) | 79 |
| ''I trust him about ___ ...'' (start of a skeptic's phrase) | 79 |
| Mariano Rivera has had only one in his career (not surprisingly, he struck out) | 79 |
| "You risk your skin ... For what? For __ star": "High Noon" | 79 |
| ''Take ___ from me'' (''Here's my advice'') | 79 |
| Where to look for hidden words in this puzzle's fifth and eleventh columns? | 79 |
| ___ Sigurdson (Eric Forman's grandmother on "That '70s Show") | 79 |
| It's soft, strong, and demonstrated by this puzzle's four theme answers | 79 |
| Designer who said "The unimaginable always becomes the unforgettable" | 79 |
| Complete freedom ... and a hint to each half of the answer to each starred clue | 79 |
| "Be Prepared" org. that recently lifted its ban on openly gay members | 79 |
| "Eight Miles High" folk rockers of the '60s, with "the" | 79 |
| ___ and response ("human microphone" technique at Occupy Wall Street) | 79 |
| 1950 musical by Irving Berlin, featuring Ethel Merman as a socialite ambassador | 79 |
| Classic novel that ends "Well said, but we must cultivate our garden" | 79 |
| City that was the source of the marble for Michelangelo's "David" | 79 |
| "I think I'm on a hot streak, should I quit while I'm ahead?" | 79 |
| Comic strip whose last collection was "Shoes: Chocolate for the Feet" | 79 |