Crosswordsonline - Questions

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He said "The only alternative to coexistence is co-destruction"	73
He said "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with"	73
He said "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting"	76
He said "Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes youÂ’re tired and most of your balls are missing."	132
He said "Most editors are failed writers - but so are most writers"	77
He said "Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers"	91
He said "In America, anybody can be president; that's one of the risks you take"	94
He said "If playing chess were made illegal by law, I would become an outlaw"	87
He said "If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic"	82
He said "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury"	76
He said "I never think I have finished a nude until I think I could pinch it"	87
He said "I don't want my album coming out with a G rating. Nobody would buy it"	93
He said "How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 kinds of cheese?"	80
He said "Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!"	84
He said "Every great film should seem new every time you see it"	74
He said "Art is a fruit that grows in man, like a fruit on a plant"	77
He said "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both"	92
He replaced Foxx as baseball's youngest player when he debuted at age 17 in 1926	84
He quipped "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, my foot" when accepting his honorary Oscar	100
He purportedly said "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me"	96
He played the movie character immortalized by the song "Axel F"	73
He played Stiller's biological father in "Flirting With Disaster"	79
He played President Russell P. Kramer in "My Fellow Americans"	72
He played opposite Jones in "Carousel" and "Oklahoma!"	74
He played Friar Laurence in Franco Zeffirelli's "Romeo and Juliet"	80
He played an economics teacher in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (10,9)	81
He played a Nazi in "Marathon Man" and a Nazi hunter in "The Boys From Brazil" [Connecticut]	112
He originated the phrase "While there's life, there's hope"	77
He once wrote "Last but not least, avoid clichÃ©s like the plague"	78
He once asked Buzz Aldrin, "When is man going to walk on da sun?"	75
He often called his partners "Porcupine" and "Puddin'head"	82
He named a minor character in his most famous work Vivian Darkbloom, an anagram of his name	91
He jumped into Larsen's arms after the only World Series perfect game	73
He hosted "The Tonight Show" longer than all its other hosts combined	79
He had to wait a record 4,272 games as a player and manager before reaching the World Series	92
He had the 2000 autobiographical lyric Â“I think I was put here to annoy the world	85
He had a cameo on the Simpson's episode "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"	91
He guest-starred as a gay opera director in a 2003 "Frasier" episode	78
He designed costumes for "CosÃ¬ fan tutte" at Paris's OpÃ©ra-Comique in 1952	94
He conducted the premiere performances of "Pagliacci" and "La BohÃ¨me"	92
He composed "A Hymn to the UN" in 1971 to commemorate the UN's 25th anniversary	93
He championed the creation of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences	77
He cast spells with "Abraca-pocus" and "Hocus-cadabra" in a 1963 cartoon short	98
He came out of retirement to play Winston Churchill in "Inglorious Basterds"	86
He called wedlock "The most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised"	87
He called the U.S. vice presidency a "most insignificant office"	74
He broke Mickey's record for most games played as a Yankee on August 29, 2011	81
He beat out James, Rock, Kirk, and Laurence for the 1956 Best Actor Oscar	73
He answered "Yes" when Oprah asked him "In all seven of your Tour de France victories, did you ever take banned substances or blood-dope?"	158
He "will never speak unless he has something to say," in a song	73
HBO's "Inside the __" (and hidden theme in this puzzle's four longest answers)	96
HBO series with such segments as "Of Human Bondage" and "The Agony & the Ecstasy"	105
Hayek who is Will Smith's unrequited love in "Wild Wild West"	75
Having poor taste? [check out avxwords.com for edgy indie xwords every week]	76
Having material that "may not be suitable for children," per the MPAA	79
Having gained citizenship in another country. The UK, perhaps, in this case	75
Has the rear end move side to side ... or a hint to the five asterisked clues	77
Has an exciting opening number, say ... or what the answer to each starred clue does?	85
Harry who played the Artful Dodger in Roman Polanski's "Oliver Twist"	83
Harold in the Roosevelt administration, or his son in the Clinton administration	80
Hardly a model of perfection, and a hint to how this puzzle's theme puns are derived	88
Hang on to ... or a word that can precede either half of the answer to each starred clue	88
Handyman's answer of "Boring" to the question "How's business?"?	92
hancox73: gtg, lets dump these mofos / notindians50: hurl the cr8s into the harbor / britzred: wtf??	102
Halloween costume that includes big ears, dark clothing and a bunch of charts?	78
Halliwell with the 1997 movie line "Now that's girl power"	72
Hall of Fame pop group The Four __, and last of this puzzle theme's five anagrams	85
Hall of Fame manager of the New York Giants nicknamed "Little Napoleon"	81
Hall of Fame football player nicknamed "The Grand Old Man" who played for a record 26 seasons	103
Hall & Oates "You're a ___ girl and you've gone too far"	78
Half a married detective team, heroes of 26 Frances and Richard Lockridge novels	80
Haitian island setting of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films	72
Hairstyles seen in "Pulp Fiction" and "Coming to America"	77
Hagen who originated the role of Martha in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" on Broadway	102
Guy who wrote "Guys and Dolls" songs including nothing minor (7)	74
Guy de Maupassant novel published in English as "The History of a Scoundrel"	86
Guy acquires girl's phone number but waits too long to use it; ref signals ...	82
Gus __, subject of the 1951 biopic "I'll See You in My Dreams"	76
Guns 'N' Roses "___ me when I speak a piece of my mind"	73
Guitarist's cheat sheet (Abbr.) Â© 2010 Todd Santos Written By: Todd Santos	119
Guinness record-setter for "highest-rated TV series" (scoring 99 out of 100 on Metacritic.com)	104
Guesthouse where one would enjoy the starts of the three longest answers	72
Guest speakers on the subject "Does the 'Three Billy Goats Gruff' Story Perpetuate Offensive Sterotypes?"?	124
Guest commenter Roger on the 70th Anniversary DVD edition of "Casablanca"	83
Guess, in brief (and what's been added to this puzzle's longest answers)	80
Guess about an Airbus: Abbr. [thanks for solving Ink Well! Goodbye! Solve my puzzles hence at avxwords.com]	107
Guardian headline about the decline of a North London street? (The Beatles / The Ramones)	89
Grunge band whose final album was 1995's "Infrared Riding Hood"	77
Grp. with three anthems: "The Bonnie Blue Flag," "God Save the South" and "Dixie"	111
Grp. whose members account for more than 50% of the world's defense spending	80
Grp. that battles consumer fraud ... or a hint to some much-repeated letters in this puzzle	91
Group with the 1967 #2 hit "Georgy Girl," with "the"	72
Group with the 1963 #1 hit "So Much in Love," with "the"	76
Group with the 1962 hit "The Wah Watusi," with "the"	72
Group whose name contains a deliberate misspelling inspired by the Beatles, whom they ardently admired	102
Group whose hits included "The Glow-Worm" and "Tiger Rag"	77
Group whose album "St. Elsewhere" was #2 on Spin Magazine's 40 Best Albums of 2006	96
Group whose 1972 debut album "Can't Buy a Thrill" went platinum	77
Group whose "If You Leave" was written for "Pretty in Pink"	79
Group that starred in the 1968 film "Head," with "the"	74