| Best-selling novelist of all time, according to the Guinness Book of World Records | 82 |
| 2008 bailed-out insurance co. that paid $165M in bonuses to its executives in 2009 | 82 |
| ... using ___: “Lisa loved her little lamb / Its wool was white and waxen” | 82 |
| Hit Broadway musical with the song "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" | 82 |
| Role played by Sherlock Holmes in "The Adventure of the Empty House" ... | 82 |
| “In my Soil Mechanics class, the professor droned on about how to use ___” | 82 |
| One of "Time"'s 20th-century "greatest heroes & icons" | 82 |
| Costar of Bateman and Arnett in the rumored "Arrested Development" movie | 82 |
| Item deemed by a hi-tech company president in 1977 to be unreasonable for home use | 82 |
| ''Don't __!'' (''That's what you think!'') | 82 |
| Aerosmith video in which Alicia Silverstone's middle finger was blurred by MTV | 82 |
| Oingo Boingo leader also known for composing the theme to "The Simpsons" | 82 |
| Guy acquires girl's phone number but waits too long to use it; ref signals ... | 82 |
| "___ Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early" (Onion headline) | 82 |
| "The Simpsons" character who often refers to himself in the third person | 82 |
| 2012 movie with the tagline "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Vengeance" | 82 |
| She said "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think" | 82 |
| What the constructor had to do to create the theme entries in this puzzle (boyeee) | 82 |
| Impromptu session with banjo player Scruggs, pianist Hines, and rapper Sweatshirt? | 82 |
| "___ Opp Ork Ah-Ah (Means I Love You)" (song on "The Jetsons") | 82 |
| Inventor and oft-cited eponym for a phrase meaning "the genuine article" | 82 |
| San Francisco rock venue associated with psychedelic posters, with "The" | 82 |
| 1967 hit with the lyric "You know you're a cute little heartbreaker" | 82 |
| Where a "Gilligan's Island" sex symbol moved after striking it rich? | 82 |
| "But why is she blogging in every episode?" (highly literal TV title #1) | 82 |
| Wu-Tang Clan member who released the classic album "Liquid Swords," 1995 | 82 |
| Jennifer Aniston's weekend in bed with her pop-star boyfriend John, cut short? | 82 |
| "Strange to see __ good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody": Pepys | 82 |
| "It's ___ Kiss" (alternate name of "The Shoop Shoop Song") | 82 |
| "I figured out how to imitate the speech of teenagers right away! #___"? | 82 |
| Edward Cullen's rival for Bella's hand, in the "Twilight" series | 82 |
| Alcohol brand named after the businessman who rebuilt the company post-Prohibition | 82 |
| Singer who wrote the poetry collection "The Lords and the New Creatures" | 82 |
| "Little" singer of "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" | 82 |
| Lyricist born 11/18/1909 who wrote the words to the 10 songs with asterisked clues | 82 |
| Upside-down food packaging that made BusinessWeek's Best Products of 2002 list | 82 |
| They were labeled "Breakfast," "Dinner" and "Supper" | 82 |
| Revolutionary War general with the nickname "The Hero of the Two Worlds" | 82 |
| English Midlands city that is home to the largest outdoor covered market in Europe | 82 |
| Milibtary unit on leavbe this weekend and damnasure gonna take 'vantage of it? | 82 |
| Shakespeare on someone just about to score ("Romeo and Juliet," I, v, 8) | 82 |
| Host: "... and more than just pride is at stake tonight, namely, a ___!" | 82 |
| Cereal for people with good fortune during a fictional "Simpsons" month? | 82 |
| The act of waiting for a partner to finish shopping, per the Urban Dictionary (+O) | 82 |
| If one were to ___, one would learn that their address is 605 5th St., Seattle, WA | 82 |
| "___ elephant caress you with his toes" (lyric from a song about a bird) | 82 |
| Program about Andy Taylor's hometown being shaken up by a civil rights leader? | 82 |
| QB Donovan dissed by Rush Limbaugh a year before taking his team to the Super Bowl | 82 |
| Austrian physician who lent his name to an English word ending in "-ize" | 82 |
| 1962 movie for which Anne Bancroft and Patty Duke won Oscars, with "The" | 82 |
| Felines briefly discovered, then lost again; appropriately, they're called ... | 82 |
| 1963 hit for the Drifters ... or where you can see the ends of the starred answers | 82 |
| Spanish actress who starred in "Sex and Lucia" and "Spanglish" | 82 |
| Playwright who inspired "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" | 82 |
| "I think ___ initial intention was to make tennis balls" (Mitch Hedberg) | 82 |
| "Stand behind the person in front of you" and "Don't cut"? | 82 |
| Concept in modern feminism that covers things like slut-shaming and victim-blaming | 82 |
| "Mr. Mojo __": Doors lyric that anagrams into the lead singer's name | 82 |
| Things you know are going to be in former Virginia governor Chuck's recycling? | 82 |
| Elton John hit subtitled "I Think It's Going To Be a Long Long Time" | 82 |
| Golfer who hit "the shot heard 'round the world" at the 1935 Masters | 82 |
| "Hogan's Heroes" character who insisted, "I know nothing!" | 82 |
| "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my ___ friends": Tom Waits | 82 |
| Author of "Down Came the Rain: My Journey Through Postpartum Depression" | 82 |
| "A device for finding furniture in the dark," according to Steven Wright | 82 |
| "___ sind verhaftet" ("You're under arrest," in Frankfurt) | 82 |
| "The most perfect expression of scorn," according to George Bernard Shaw | 82 |
| Pejorative nickname for one supporting a cause via unproductive feel-good measures | 82 |
| ___ ranger (punny name for a British yuppie, based on a fancy London neighborhood) | 82 |
| 1937 hit with the lyric "You're like the fragrance of blossoms fair" | 82 |
| Call hidden in this puzzle's eight longest answers that's apt for May Day? | 82 |
| Its opening voice-over ended "to boldly go where no man has gone before" | 82 |
| "Let's ___" ("Billboard Hot 100" suggestion from Al Green) | 82 |
| Canonized monk who introduced the custom of dating events from the birth of Christ | 82 |
| She said: "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off" | 82 |
| Canadian figure skater Elvis who won silver at the Lillehammer and Nagano Olympics | 82 |
| ___ Kabloozie (character voiced by Ruth Buzzi in "Sesame Street" shorts) | 82 |
| Actress Loretta who starred in the "Cagney & Lacey" television pilot | 82 |
| 1963 animated film with the song "Higitus Figitus," with "The" | 82 |
| 1991 film in which both lead actresses got Oscar nominations (neither of them won) | 82 |
| One might break off of your plastic fork, and right into the egg salad (goddammit) | 82 |
| Unnominated film (part of a series) about the making of "War and Peace"? | 82 |
| Britney Spears hit with the lyric "A guy like you should wear a warning" | 82 |
| U.S. official whose office has been vacant for more than nine of the last 50 years | 82 |
| Actor who announced in December that he was leaving "Grey's Anatomy" | 82 |
| President who said, "If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em" | 82 |
| He said the most important thing for poets to do is to write as little as possible | 82 |
| A sudden rise or fall of seawater level is an unmistakable sign that one is coming | 82 |
| Lizzie Borden's blows – "Easy Pieces" ÷ proverbial crowd = | 82 |
| In the United States, it began with the Democratic-Republicans and the Federalists | 82 |
| You can find one in the four longest puzzle answers, even if you don't believe | 82 |
| Event that often provides occasion for Kanye West to make a fool of himself: Abbr. | 82 |
| "Mr. Roboto" effects device invented as a military encryption technology | 82 |
| Dress like Homer Simpson when he intentionally gained weight to get disability pay | 82 |
| 2010 #1 hit by Ke$ha (the 17th song in Billboard history to debut at the top spot) | 82 |
| Last part of the country to report election returns, usually, with "the" | 82 |
| "I'm going to ___" White Stripes "Seven Nation Army" lyric | 82 |
| "Congratulations! You ___ million dollar lottery" (classic spam opening) | 82 |
| Answer to "who's responsible for eating all the cheese I left out?"? | 82 |
| After a single hearing of a sacred piece in the Sistine Chapel, Mystery Person ... | 82 |