| Nearing the TV station billboard, you did "77 ___" where the sign said "60 Minutes"... | 106 |
| Rectangular array that's identical when its rows and columns are transposed, as this puzzle's grid | 106 |
| When Kathie Lee and Hoda show up to destroy what's left of the "Today" show's reputation | 106 |
| 1970 hit song with the lyric "You know you done me wrong, baby, and you'll be sorry someday" | 106 |
| "Be careful what you say," and a hint to a feature shared by this puzzle's perimeter answers | 106 |
| "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it ___": Woody Allen | 106 |
| One of Joe Theismann's bones infamously broken by Lawrence Taylor on "Monday Night Football" | 106 |
| Vacation lodging purchase ... or an arrangement between the two halves of the answer to each starred clue? | 106 |
| "I like to crack jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math" comedienne | 106 |
| Movie with the tagline "A world inside the computer where man has never been. Never before now." | 106 |
| "... and it comes out here" (this last instrument, by the way, is often the subject of the song) | 106 |
| 'lympic competittitors who just wanna see what th'judges react if they do a cannball ri' here? | 106 |
| Scott of "Parks and Recreation" [The AV Club goes subscription only soon! Sign up at avxword.com] | 107 |
| "___-peanut-butter-sandwiches!" (magic words of the Amazing Mumford on "Sesame Street") | 107 |
| "___ peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!" (The Amazing Mumford line on "Sesame Street") | 107 |
| Brief comment written by a teacher perhaps when grading an essay because they read a sentence like this one | 107 |
| Flagmaker Ross (and, starting on the T, an 11-word quote that "runs" diagonally through the grid) | 107 |
| Writer of "Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another" | 107 |
| "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate One Second Before Awakening" and others | 107 |
| "All for the glorification of your massive ___!" (George to Steinbrenner in "Seinfeld") | 107 |
| Landmark inaugurated 3/31/1889 whose shape is suggested by nine squares in this puzzle's completed grid | 107 |
| Bert and __ ("Sesame Street" regulars or two characters in "It's a Wonderful Life") | 107 |
| Guess about an Airbus: Abbr. [thanks for solving Ink Well! Goodbye! Solve my puzzles hence at avxwords.com] | 107 |
| "Arrested Development" brother [enjoy funny, edgy xwords? Sign up for them weekly @ avxwords.com] | 107 |
| Langston Hughes poem with the lines "They send me to eat in the kitchen / When the company comes" | 107 |
| "8. When I was in the Campaign for Real-Time, I went by All-World ___ 'Big Game' Bronson" | 107 |
| "Smokey, this is not ___. This is bowling. There are rules." ("The Big Lebowski" quote) | 107 |
| "tops pinwheels / to run in the wind with / ___ toy in 3 tiers to spin" (William Carlos Williams) | 107 |
| Racer Protasiewicz or ex-prime minister Jaroszewicz (or a variant spelling of Tchaikovsky's first name) | 107 |
| His mystery admirer didn't appear graveside to toast his birthday in 2010 for the first time since 1949 | 107 |
| "Big ___" (1995 single dedicated "to all the ladies in the place with style and grace") | 107 |
| Author who famously ended a short story with the line "Romance at short notice was her specialty" | 107 |
| "I Got ___" (silly children's song with the line "Why is everyone laughing at me?") | 107 |
| Name for a catastrophic (but fairly slow-moving and oh-so-sweet) 1919 flood in the capital of Massachusetts | 107 |
| "If my paper doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the agriculture sciences professor | 107 |
| "Graffiti?" I asked. "No, just letters." "Ah," I said, "a ___" ... | 107 |
| "From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee" speaker | 107 |
| "Axel F" ringtone character on About.com's "Top 10 Most Annoying Pop Songs of 2005" | 107 |
| Simple, humorous drawing (invented in the 1950s by Roger Price) that invites the viewer to guess what it is | 107 |
| "When the stars make you drool just like pasta ___ ..." (lyric from "That's Amore") | 107 |
| It's the end of The World!...or at least it's seen in the bottom corner of the tarot card The World | 107 |
| Host: "Now Alton's on the ropes! Bobby's ___ out of him! (Or should I say, hash browns?)" | 107 |
| "This inflammatory joint disease I'm suffering from couldn't be more perfect, Mr. Mineo"? | 107 |
| The only "Celebrity Apprentice" participant to appear on a previous "Apprentice" season | 107 |
| Disgraced evangelical leader Haggard, to his flock who wasn't aware of the whole gay-sex-and-meth thing | 107 |
| Word that could mean “before Samuel Johnson’s 1755 book” or “related to fortunetelling” | 107 |
| Feather duster's gay best friend in "Beauty and the Beast," as portrayed by Harvey Fierstein? | 107 |
| Office building problem that's a hint to this puzzle's theme entries (see their last three letters) | 107 |
| Duet from "Gigi" about a vivid recollection (I'm guessing here, I haven't listened to it) | 107 |
| Timepiece that's bound to last forever (and it might as well be free with the deal you're getting!) | 107 |
| Actress Wright of Hitchcock's "Shadow of a Doubt" and Coppola's "The Rainmaker" | 107 |
| "T-ball is just like baseball, except there's no pitching -- just like ___" (David Letterman) | 107 |
| Acquisition of "substantially identical" stocks or securities within 30 days of trading at a loss | 107 |
| Tools for ESP researchers (whose symbols are found at the ends of the answers to the five asterisked clues) | 107 |
| "Dog the Bounty Hunter" network, and a hint to the theme in this puzzle's four longest answers | 108 |
| "It's not ___ truck. It's a series of tubes" (Senator Ted Stevens describing the internet) | 108 |
| "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do" quipster | 108 |
| TV show that gave us the classic line "I love it when a plan comes together," with "The" | 108 |
| ___ fish (creatures that can translate any language in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") | 108 |
| Michael who is one of two actors who has been nominated for an Academy Award every decade since the '60s | 108 |
| New Jersey area code, in ancient Rome (oh, did you want to do Roman numeral math? That's what I thought) | 108 |
| TV theme composer Hagen (he's also the one whistling at the start of "The Andy Griffith Show") | 108 |
| "I like to play chess with old men in the park. The tough part: finding 32 of them." comic Philips | 108 |
| "___ is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it." (Robin Williams) | 108 |
| "25. I'm supposed to come up with 25 random things?Sorry, I think that's all I've ___" | 108 |
| Only song on Rolling Stone's "500 Greatest Songs of All Time" list that is not sung in English | 108 |
| Song that starts "What'll you do when you get lonely / And nobody's waiting by your side?" | 108 |
| What "can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes," per Mark Twain | 108 |
| Newsstand buy, for short—one begins each of the four longest puzzle answers (and also ends the last one) | 108 |
| When doubled, "Guys and Dolls" guy who sings "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" | 108 |
| "Looney Tunes" character seen in "Odor of the Day" and "Two Scent's Worth" | 108 |
| Noted Seuss protagonist with an upcoming birthday, and a hint to a two-part puzzle that begins this week (1) | 108 |
| "High School Musical 2" song with the lyric "Am I the type of guy who means what I say?" | 108 |
| 1983 hit with the lines "Dreams stay with you / Like a lover's oink / Fires the mountainside"? | 108 |
| Acme product that coyotes shouldn't be seen using (so to speak), from "War & Pieces," 1964 | 108 |
| Acme product for unsuspecting rabbits to swallow (comes with magnet), from "Compressed Hare," 1961 | 108 |
| Song from "The Music Man" with the lyric "What words could be saner or truer or plainer" | 108 |
| "The Travels of ___ McPheeters" (1960s TV western with Charles Bronson and a teenage Kurt Russell) | 108 |
| "Pee-wee's Playhouse" genie who starts spells with "Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho!" | 108 |
| Cartoon character who said "What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" | 108 |
| A. "Les Troyens" B. "Pelléas et Melisande" C. "La Mer" D. "Faust" | 108 |
| Director who had to have "Life of Pi" explained to him over and over before he agreed to adapt it? | 108 |
| Indicted musician who said: "Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through" | 108 |
| "See how they smile, like pigs in a sty, see how they ___" (line from "I Am the Walrus") | 108 |
| "Coffee, ___ Me?" (book subtitled "The Uninhibited Memoirs of Two Airline Stewardesses") | 108 |
| Make of six models that are subject to recall ... and being sent back inside this puzzle's theme entries | 108 |
| '70s TV character name whose original Broadway spelling had an "a" instead of an "e" | 108 |
| First name invented by Jonathan Swift for his paramour, immortalized in his poem "Cadenus and ___" | 108 |
| Sci-fi acceleration technology (that I think I actually figured out how to make if I just had this one part) | 108 |
| "'___?' The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face." | 108 |
| "Even though we've never met, I'm sure your last name is Campbell. That's because ..." | 108 |
| Interjection that's the last entry in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary (it requires both blanks) | 108 |
| Emmy nominee for 11 straight years in the 1970s and '80s for lead actor in a comedy series (he won twice) | 109 |
| 2006 movie subtitled "Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" | 109 |
| Kagan who saved crossword constructors from having to reference a very old actress or a Russian tennis player | 109 |
| "A lot has been said about politicians; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate" comedian | 109 |
| "The football fan is fingering the buttons on the remote ... he pushes the ___ and the game is on!" | 109 |
| It's "more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much," according to Buddy Hackett | 109 |
| Whom Hamlet calls "A man that Fortune's buffets and rewards / Hast ta'en with equal thanks" | 109 |
| 1983 song with the lyrics: "Roll down the window, put down the top / Crank up the Beach Boys, baby" | 109 |