| "¿Dónde en el Mundo ___ Carmen Sandiego?" (Univision cartoon show) | 82 |
| "L'___, c'est moi" (self-important slogan ascribed to Louis XIV) | 82 |
| Figs. that always seem to get pushed back when you're in a rush at the airport | 82 |
| "Les Demoiselles des bords de la Seine (___)" (Gustave Courbet painting) | 82 |
| Beginning of the line that precedes "Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!" | 82 |
| Body part that 2012 Summer Olympic mascots Wenlock and Mandeville each have one of | 82 |
| "___ Springfield" (Kent Brockman's show on "The Simpsons") | 82 |
| "___ leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering": Yoda | 82 |
| ''Mouth,'' ''Maude'' and ''music'' | 82 |
| Only tennis player who has won all four Grand Slam titles at least four times each | 82 |
| Band with the "Worst Music Marketing" of 2008, according to BusinessWeek | 82 |
| Sci-fi villain who says "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" | 82 |
| This was hanging from the corner of Sugar Ray's girlfriend's four-post bed | 82 |
| Letter appearing only in down answers; its opposite appears only in across answers | 82 |
| The Rolling Stones' first greatest hits album, "___ and Green Grass" | 82 |
| "This gun's for ___, even if we're just dancing in the dark ..." | 82 |
| Word on a towel for couples who I guess couldn't find different colored towels | 82 |
| Nuke deliverer [The AV xword goes subscription only soon! Sign up at avxwords.com] | 82 |
| State that Dan Quayle is obviously not from, based on a famous misspelling of 1992 | 82 |
| Response to "Who wants to blow off school and go to the amusement park?" | 82 |
| Punch line to "What's the longest sentence in the English language?" | 82 |
| Its flag states "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" | 82 |
| "Full Swing: Hits, Runs and Errors in a Writer's Life" author Berkow | 82 |
| Its national anthem begins "Upwards on the horizon rose the Eastern Sun" | 82 |
| "Love ___ irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" (Robert Frost) | 82 |
| Book from which the film "What's Love Got to Do With It" was adapted | 82 |
| Knighted Julius Caesar portrayer who helped decriminalize homosexuality in Britain | 82 |
| Poet who wrote "Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter" | 82 |
| "Being for the Benefit of Mr. ___!" ("Sgt. Pepper's" song) | 82 |
| Cereal that once offered a radiation-detecting ring as part of a box top promotion | 82 |
| Actor who spoke the line, "I'd show him who was king of the forest!" | 82 |
| Character in "The Producers" who sings "I Wanna Be a Producer" | 82 |
| 1970 #1 hit whose title follows the lyric "Speaking words of wisdom ..." | 82 |
| The album "Honky Tonk Angels" is a collaboration of Dolly, Tammy and her | 82 |
| Trent who resigned from the Senate two days before his brother-in-law was indicted | 82 |
| World leader who was the first living person awarded honorary Canadian citizenship | 82 |
| Graphic novel whose first volume is subtitled "My Father Bleeds History" | 82 |
| Lennon's "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except __ My Monkey" | 82 |
| The best-selling two-seat convertible sports car in history, according to Guinness | 82 |
| Subject of the 1928 novelty song "Henry's Made a Lady Out of Lizzie" | 82 |
| Springfield businessman who briefly opened a "Family Feedbag" restaurant | 82 |
| He often called his partners "Porcupine" and "Puddin'head" | 82 |
| Sinatra song people are sometimes killed for singing at karaoke in the Philippines | 82 |
| "___ never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves": Rousseau | 82 |
| 1995 political book subtitled "Leader of the Second American Revolution" | 82 |
| "(clap, clap) ___..." (children's song lyric about a dog's name) | 82 |
| Villain to "avoid" in 1980s Domino's Pizza ads, with "the" | 82 |
| Christopher who directed "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" | 82 |
| Actor Nick who was #1 on VH1's "40 Most Shocking Celebrity Mugshots" | 82 |
| Singer-songwriter with the 1993 album "Walk the Dog and Light the Light" | 82 |
| His second book is subtitled "Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream" | 82 |
| First First Lady to announce the Best Picture winner at an Academy Awards ceremony | 82 |
| Thoreau's "On Fields ___ Which the Reaper's Hand Has Pass'd" | 82 |
| Island called "The Keystone of the Pacific" by the Department of Defense | 82 |
| "A Good Scent From a Strange Mountain" Pulitzer winner Robert ___ Butler | 82 |
| Frat standard with the lyric "let's get together and feel all right" | 82 |
| "Be My Yoko ___" (song on the Barenaked Ladies album "Gordon") | 82 |
| Temporarily not playing, in baseball lingo (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 82 |
| Opera character who sees the words "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here" | 82 |
| "And how does she–__–feel about you?": "Love Actually" | 82 |
| James who coined the phrase "Taxation without representation is tyranny" | 82 |
| Word with an English homophone that translates to "nous" in its language | 82 |
| "It's a little ___" (deli counter worker's comment at the scale) | 82 |
| Paul Reubens alter ego who laid low for a while after the public masturbation bust | 82 |
| Org. that requested the Pet Shop Boys change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys | 82 |
| Classic role played by Gérard Depardieu in "The Man in the Iron Mask" | 82 |
| Popular 1980s arcade game where one had to fence off a supermajority of the screen | 82 |
| ___ the Destroyer (rabble-rouser in Ralph Ellison's "Invisible Man") | 82 |
| In a poem, it "perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door" | 82 |
| Band with the multiplatinum albums "Out of Time" and "Monster" | 82 |
| 2001's "Ocean's Eleven" or 2010's "The Karate Kid" | 82 |
| Letters after "messenger," "ribosomal" or "transfer" | 82 |
| Baseball Hall-of-Famer mistakenly listed in "The Chanukah Song" as a Jew | 82 |
| 9/15/63 site of the only concert including both the Beatles and the Rolling Stones | 82 |
| You won't encounter one in Alaska, Delaware, Montana, New Hampshire, or Oregon | 82 |
| Q: How many kids with ___ does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Wanna ride bikes? | 82 |
| Poet who's the subject of Tom Stoppard's "The Invention of Love" | 82 |
| "A phoenix that shall make all France ___": "Henry VI, Part I" | 82 |
| Best-selling novelist of all time, according to the Guinness Book of World Records | 82 |
| 2008 bailed-out insurance co. that paid $165M in bonuses to its executives in 2009 | 82 |
| ... using ___: “Lisa loved her little lamb / Its wool was white and waxen” | 82 |
| Hit Broadway musical with the song "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" | 82 |
| Role played by Sherlock Holmes in "The Adventure of the Empty House" ... | 82 |
| “In my Soil Mechanics class, the professor droned on about how to use ___” | 82 |
| One of "Time"'s 20th-century "greatest heroes & icons" | 82 |
| Costar of Bateman and Arnett in the rumored "Arrested Development" movie | 82 |
| Item deemed by a hi-tech company president in 1977 to be unreasonable for home use | 82 |
| ''Don't __!'' (''That's what you think!'') | 82 |
| Aerosmith video in which Alicia Silverstone's middle finger was blurred by MTV | 82 |
| Oingo Boingo leader also known for composing the theme to "The Simpsons" | 82 |
| Guy acquires girl's phone number but waits too long to use it; ref signals ... | 82 |
| "___ Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early" (Onion headline) | 82 |
| "The Simpsons" character who often refers to himself in the third person | 82 |
| 2012 movie with the tagline "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Vengeance" | 82 |
| She said "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think" | 82 |
| What the constructor had to do to create the theme entries in this puzzle (boyeee) | 82 |
| Impromptu session with banjo player Scruggs, pianist Hines, and rapper Sweatshirt? | 82 |
| "___ Opp Ork Ah-Ah (Means I Love You)" (song on "The Jetsons") | 82 |
| Inventor and oft-cited eponym for a phrase meaning "the genuine article" | 82 |
| San Francisco rock venue associated with psychedelic posters, with "The" | 82 |