| Sci-fi stealth shields (that these two scientists at Harvard actually did figure out how to make) | 97 |
| Home of Canada's largest mall, named "Eighth Wonder of the World" by travel writers | 97 |
| "Please" and "thank you" are "bonvolu" and "dankon" in it | 97 |
| One set of gifts in "The 12 Days of Christmas" ... as suggested by the circled squares? | 97 |
| Non-fiction bestseller that was fact-checked by Associated Press five days before it was released | 97 |
| 1959 novella that begins "The first time I saw Brenda she asked me to hold her glasses" | 97 |
| Eugenia Washington (co-founder of the Daughters of the American Revolution), to George Washington | 97 |
| Go to this Vermont area to hike the Long Trail that was the inspiration for the Appalachian Trail | 97 |
| NBA strategy that involves deliberately fouling the opponent with the worst free throw percentage | 97 |
| 1995 film with the line "Alan, please, last time I played this game, it ruined my life" | 97 |
| Shortstop nicknamed "Slats" and "The Octopus" who won the 1944 N.L. MVP award | 97 |
| "... Love at first sight? No, she just didn't want to ___ any more! Then I woke up" | 97 |
| Rapper who prefers a pretty large mattress, or comparable in build to fashion designer Alexander? | 97 |
| Flowers that materialize above Magrathea, in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" | 97 |
| Sidelined by injury, in baseball lingo, and a hint to how this puzzle's theme puns are formed | 97 |
| Prize for an aspiring musical artist, perhaps from the first word of the answer to a starred clue | 97 |
| "We ___ song of sorrow..." (lyric from Saves the Day's "What Went Wrong") | 97 |
| "Bad politicians are __ Washington by good people who don't vote": William E. Simon | 97 |
| Instruments in the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood" and "Within You Without You" | 97 |
| "I'll send an ___ to the world" (repeated lyric in "Message in a Bottle") | 97 |
| "For an avid philatelist like me, sorting envelopes is thrilling - I might spot a ___!" | 97 |
| 1986 movie based on the Stephen King novella "The Body" ... and this puzzle's theme | 97 |
| His film debut was in "Curly Sue" (1991) as a sort of villain out to get the title girl | 97 |
| 1950s news anchor who said Timex's slogan "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking" | 97 |
| "The art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were" | 97 |
| Need bailing, or what five entries in this puzzle can do to make two overlapping words or phrases | 97 |
| It's easy to do if you're not traveling alone, hard if you're surrounded by strangers | 97 |
| Ancient playwright who originated the phrase "While there's life, there's hope" | 97 |
| Fantastically pretentious former nickname for one of the few musicians who could get away with it | 97 |
| Show where The B-52's redid "Love Shack" as the dueling song "Glove Slap" | 97 |
| Band whose name comes from the Latin for "all-encompassing," not from a movie character | 97 |
| "South Park" co-creator whose student film was titled "Cannibal! The Musical" | 97 |
| The Arcade Fire's "___ année sans lumière" ("A Year Without Light") | 97 |
| On hold ... or what the seven rows of black squares in this puzzle's grid spell in Morse code | 97 |
| "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" speaker | 97 |
| Computer term, based on an arcade game, regarding the annoyance of fending off recurring spammers | 97 |
| Classic ad line, and question you need to answer to find the hidden theme in four starred answers | 97 |
| Song played at Tampa Bay Buccaneers home games, which originated in a Disney boat ride attraction | 97 |
| Tatyana of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," or a later role for the Fresh Prince himself | 96 |
| "Where the bold saguaros raise their arms on high," according to its alma mater: Abbr. | 96 |
| Invention a British parliamentarian claimed in 1903 would not lead to a decline in riding horses | 96 |
| Palindromic girl's name that ranked among the 10 most popular in each of the past five years | 96 |
| Run in the wash[To fully understand this week's and last week's puzzles, SEE NOTE ABOVE] | 96 |
| Groop of policemen that's jssss gonna 'rest this guy fore grabbin' 'nother pint? | 96 |
| "And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout" is its penultimate line | 96 |
| Villa-Lobos's "Bachianas Brasileiras No. 5" is scored for voice and eight of these | 96 |
| 1983 comedy with the tagline "When these guys hit the street, guess what hits the fan" | 96 |
| Radio studio feature, and what each of this puzzle's four other longest answers literally is | 96 |
| Title heroine described in the first lines of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 96 |
| R&B group with the 1963 chart-topper "Easier Said Than Done," with "the" | 96 |
| "Hamlet" character who says, "These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears" | 96 |
| He purportedly said "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me" | 96 |
| Character in the comic strip "Garfield," "Hi and Lois," or "Nancy" | 96 |
| "Winning ___ everything, it's the only thing" (quote attributed to Vince Lombardi) | 96 |
| Poe poem that ends "From grief and groan to a golden throne beside the King of Heaven" | 96 |
| "The American ___" (Carelton Mabee biography of Samuel F.B. Morse that won a Pulitzer) | 96 |
| "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from ___": Arthur C. Clarke | 96 |
| "Never trust a woman who wears ___" (line from "The Picture of Dorian Gray") | 96 |
| "Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend" speaker, familiarly | 96 |
| Whacked "Godfather" character Greene who was shot in the right eye through his glasses | 96 |
| It doesn't convey ferocious fuel-burning action, action, action! when it's regular-sized | 96 |
| "The Remorse of ___ After the Murder of His Mother" (John William Waterhouse painting) | 96 |
| HBO's "Inside the __" (and hidden theme in this puzzle's four longest answers) | 96 |
| "(That's it,) p(al, you've lo)s(t) y(our) ch(ance to watch anything tonight)!" | 96 |
| Calle ___ (main drag in Miami's "Little Havana," literally "8th Street") | 96 |
| Small bills [alas, Ink Well ends 6/25/14 - sign up at avxword.com to get similar weekly puzzles] | 96 |
| Performance Artist who planted her "Wish Tree" in Peggy Guggenheim's Venice museum | 96 |
| "...do not know how to kiss, ___ would kiss you" ("For Whom the Bell Tolls") | 96 |
| Only Rose, Aaron, Musial, Mays, Bonds, and Yount have played more National League games than him | 96 |
| "They tried to make me go to ___, I said, 'no, no, no'" (Amy Winehouse lyrics) | 96 |
| Annual solving competition held in Brooklyn, briefly ... and a hint to nine squares in this grid | 96 |
| "Mom put her headphones on and started listening to an audiobook of '___' ..." | 96 |
| Picking the right brown pigment is like playing the lottery -- you've just got to choose ___ | 96 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| "___ Bobs Her Hair" (F. Scott Fitzgerald story from "Tales of the Jazz Age") | 96 |
| City where, in a letter from jail, King asserted "a moral duty to disobey unjust laws" | 96 |
| Dodger who threw the pitch Bobby Thomson hit for the "shot heard 'round the world" | 96 |
| "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" character in MS Word | 96 |
| Arrest a mako in an African river? (and three words that can follow WHITE and BLUE, but not RED) | 96 |
| Film character who says "I hate everything you say, but not enough to kill you for it" | 96 |
| Q: "So, Spider-Man, is it safe to say that the Mrs. is expecting?" A: "___!" | 96 |
| Confronting unpleasant consequences of one's actions (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 96 |
| Group whose album "St. Elsewhere" was #2 on Spin Magazine's 40 Best Albums of 2006 | 96 |
| Celebrity couple nickname #5: Kate Hudson's mother and a "Meet the Fockers" father | 96 |
| "They was watchin 'Yo! MTV Raps' / What's the ___ on the craps?": Ice Cube | 96 |
| "What's that D.C. university, hon?" response (from a director and former pitcher)? | 96 |
| Start of the caption to a Jim Johnson cartoon showing a woman holding a 32-oz. piece of stemware | 96 |
| Source for finding out if that was actually Courteney Cox in "Masters of the Universe" | 96 |
| Observation as to why a Kansas-based company has to relocate to San Francisco instead of Boston? | 96 |
| Familiar name of a Virginia sculpture based on a Pulitzer-winning picture taken by Joe Rosenthal | 96 |
| Skin-tight jeans hybrid on thefrisky.com's "The Worst Fashion Trends of 2010" list | 96 |
| "That's exactly how I feel" ... or what each starred clue's first word can do? | 96 |
| Middle infielder who homered for the Mets in his first plate appearances of 2004, 2005, and 2006 | 96 |
| Radiohead album that was #428 on Rolling Stone's "500 Greatest Albums of All Time" | 96 |
| Iggy reported on the delayed start at the billiards tournament so he could yell "___!" | 96 |
| Ones in charge of a case ... or a literal hint to the eight other longest answers in this puzzle | 96 |
| V-shaped crotch-to-shoulders bathing suits popularized by Sacha Baron Cohen in "Borat" | 96 |
| "I suppose it might seem odd that a reverend like myself would suddenly begin ___ ..." | 96 |
| In Search Of: Ladyfriend for a foreign exchange student in Yorkshire - where can I find my ___ ? | 96 |
| Hungarian playwright whose "Liliom" was the basis for the musical "Carousel" | 96 |