| Tony winner for her Daisy Mae portrayal in "Li'l Abner" (1956) | 76 |
| Lute player Karamazov who collaborated on Sting's "Songs From the Labyrinth" | 90 |
| Slugger Jim who along with Albert Pujols and Scott Rolen were nicknamed "MV3" during the St. Louis Cardinals's 2004 World Series run | 146 |
| Home of Canada's largest mall, named "Eighth Wonder of the World" by travel writers | 97 |
| She replied to Noël Coward's "You look almost like a man!" with "And so do you" | 106 |
| Richard who played the garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" | 83 |
| Media billionaire who once owned the Grand Ole Opry and TV's "Hee Haw" | 84 |
| "___ Opp Ork Ah-Ah (Means I Love You)" (song on "The Jetsons") | 82 |
| ___ & Ern (Kellogg's program where kids redeem coupons for prizes) | 74 |
| Q: "So, Spider-Man, is it safe to say that the Mrs. is expecting?" A: "___!" | 96 |
| Response to Revolutionary Arnold's "What's for breakfast?"? | 77 |
| What a walk in the ballpark will get you / (next line) It's spelled out in an Aretha Franklin hit | 101 |
| Website with a focus on step-by-step instructions to "just about everything" | 86 |
| Bullfighter who's the subject of the book "Or I'll Dress You in the Mourning" | 95 |
| Travel organization with the slogan "Adventures in lifelong learning" | 79 |
| Test subject #1 perceives 1 as brown, 2 as red, 8 as gray; maybe he works as an ... | 83 |
| The "you" in the 1968 lyric "Gee I think you're swell" | 78 |
| "You're my pride and joy, et cetera" girl in a Turtles hit | 72 |
| Inventor and oft-cited eponym for a phrase meaning "the genuine article" | 82 |
| His last line in a 1987 film is "I think I'll have a drink" | 73 |
| Hollywood star whose memoir was titled "The Good, the Bad, and Me" | 76 |
| TV character who came out of the closet in "The Puppy Episode" | 72 |
| Matriarch of the Patterson family in the comic strip "For Better or for Worse" | 88 |
| Transit vehicle through which the crime was "witnessed" in "12 Angry Men" | 93 |
| "Sleepless in Seattle II: We Need to Get to the Hospital Now"? (Happy New Year to baby Hildegard of Bingen!) | 118 |
| Particle physicist whose findings were first accepted by Einstein, but later were shown to be fraudulent | 104 |
| Singer with Dolly Parton and Linda Ronstadt on the album "Trio" | 73 |
| "Variety" headline about actress Rossum's hit Broadway role? | 74 |
| "I wanted a SUBMARINE, but that lab experiment left me with ___! (Now I think like a flightless bird)" | 112 |
| Science fiction classic to which the Harry Potter series bears more than a passing resemblance | 94 |
| "That's all she wrote," and literally, what the last word of each starred answer can be | 101 |
| ... using ___: “Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as chowder (clam)” | 88 |
| Some film credits, and the idea behind the eight theme answers in this puzzle | 77 |
| "Better a friend's bite than an __ caress": Danish proverb | 72 |
| Morricone who scored "The Thing" and "A Fistful of Dollars" | 79 |
| Poem featuring the line “Now when the dead man come to life beheld / His wife his wife no more” | 103 |
| "___ petit placidam sub libertate quietem" (motto of Massachusetts) | 77 |
| "___ petit placidam sub libertate quietem" (Massachusetts motto) | 74 |
| "___ petit placidam sub libertate quietem" (motto of the Bay State) | 77 |
| Abbr. signaling that the subject line contains the full content of an e-mail | 76 |
| Beck song that starts "See me comin' to town with my soul ..." | 76 |
| 1977 cult film with the tagline "Where your nightmares end ..." | 73 |
| Who wrote "In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king" | 74 |
| He wrote "In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king" | 73 |
| Mathematician who was the subject of "The Man Who Loved Only Numbers" | 79 |
| Mathematician who is the subject of the book "The Man Who Loved Only Numbers" | 87 |
| " . . . lightning, which doth cease to be/ ___ can say it lightens": Juliet | 85 |
| Samuel Butler's satirical utopia whose name is an anagram of its location | 77 |
| Attorney General, or what each of six Across answers in this grid literally is | 78 |
| Author who co-wrote the screenplay for the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" | 84 |
| One of only three golfers who briefly kept Tiger Woods out of the World #1 spot between 1/11/1998 and 10/30/2010 | 112 |
| Columbian drug kingpin Pablo ranked the seventh richest man in the world by Forbes in 1989 | 90 |
| German word (for "donkey") that's the origin of our word for a display stand | 90 |
| Character voiced by Demi Moore in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" | 73 |
| "Please" and "thank you" are "bonvolu" and "dankon" in it | 97 |
| "Merry Christmas" is "Gojan Kristnaskon kaj felican novan jaron" in it | 90 |
| "___ Greatest Athlete of the Century" (honor for Michael Jordan) | 74 |
| "The note accompanying the ___ ___ that all money should go to charity" | 81 |
| Alex who starred in 2007's "The Water Horse" (anagram of LEET) | 76 |
| The second African-American, after Hattie McDaniel, to be nominated for an Oscar | 80 |
| Saint-___-du-Mont, church containing the remains of the patron saint of Paris | 77 |
| French politician ___ de Silhouette, from whom the word "silhouette" comes | 84 |
| Highest-rated movie quote on AFI's top 100 list not spoken by a human character | 83 |
| Ancient court official who got his job because he could be trusted around women | 79 |
| In poetry, when she passed, "it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music" | 85 |
| Holder of the Guiness World Record for most bone fractures in one lifetime (433) | 80 |
| Antelopes discovered that graze only at twilight; appropriately, they're called ... | 87 |
| Band with the 1997 double platinum album "So Much for the Afterglow" | 78 |
| Company that provided equipment for the reality show "The Contender" | 78 |
| Word before "knows," "hurts," and "dance now," in various song titles | 99 |
| 1960's pop group named after a phrase from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" | 88 |
| "Say hello to friends you know and __": ". . . Holly Jolly Christmas" | 89 |
| What Sgt. Schultz really knew (but would never admit) on "Hogan's Heroes"? | 88 |
| Female character who sings "Typically English" in "Stop the World - I Want To Get Off" | 106 |
| "Climb ___ Mountain" (song from "The Sound of Music") | 73 |
| Rhett Butler's "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," e.g. | 78 |
| Blanche DuBois's "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," e.g. | 90 |
| Its ingredients may include cocoa, confectioners' sugar, and vanillin | 73 |
| X Games activities, and, in a way, what can be found in this puzzle's circles | 81 |
| Popular and bad-ass name for the Helix Nebula, which looks a little like Sauron | 79 |
| Man refuses to supply photo on Internet dating service; ref cites him for ... | 77 |
| Confronting unpleasant consequences of one's actions (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 96 |
| Reviewer on "Das Kapital": "Its arguments don't hold water" | 83 |
| What "you always pass ... on your way to success": Mickey Rooney | 74 |
| “Maybe this study on sudden consciousness loss does need funding,” Tom whispered ___ | 92 |
| Bothersome phrase indicating a show randomly won't air again until next year | 80 |
| "Let's ___ " (romantic suggestion from Eddy Duchin and others) | 76 |
| 1986 R.E.M. hit with the prechorus line "And tell the sky and tell the sky" | 85 |
| Fallacy that offers only two choices, when in fact many more are available | 74 |
| "Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers) | 151 |
| ... "Do household chores seem like a ___ to keep you home? Again, Unlimited Limo to the rescue!" | 106 |
| Santayana defines it as "redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim" | 91 |
| Movie ticket site named after a dance, because why do things need to have anything to do with each other | 104 |
| Debut album of 2010 "American Idol" runner-up Crystal Bowersox | 72 |
| "Charlie's Angels" costar of Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith | 72 |
| The pairs of letters inserted into each of this puzzle's theme answers, for example | 87 |
| 1961 and 1986 Oscar-nominated role for Paul Newman (only five times has the same actor been nominated for the same role in two films) | 133 |
| Good time of the week to solicit support from a rich campaign contributor? | 74 |
| Rumored reason for the stock market plunge of 5/6/10, whose effect is seen in this puzzle's theme answers | 109 |
| Someone safely in the middle class who puts on airs of an alternative lifestyle | 79 |