| Ubiquitous arcade game message, or a hint to this puzzle's theme | 68 |
| Shinedown "Show me flesh and bone, 'cause now ___ you" | 68 |
| Device that causes people to fall into fountains and get hit by cars | 68 |
| He spent December 25, 1642 being born in Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth | 68 |
| "___ man in your future" (fortuneteller's declaration) | 68 |
| Grammatically correct (but really awkward) way to introduce yourself | 68 |
| "___ that makes the world go round!": "Iolanthe" | 68 |
| "I can see why shoppers avoid this off-brand white bread!" | 68 |
| Song that starts "Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go" | 68 |
| His character had the signature line "Book 'em, Danno" | 68 |
| Jaromir who helped the Penguins win the Stanley Cup in 1991 and 1992 | 68 |
| Novel originally published under the pseudonymous byline Currer Bell | 68 |
| Novel dedicated to William Makepeace Thackeray in the second edition | 68 |
| Role played by Margaret Rutherford, Helen Hayes, and Angela Lansbury | 68 |
| Comedian who performed at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner | 68 |
| Literature Nobelist who wrote "Waiting for the Barbarians" | 68 |
| President who served as defense lawyer in the Boston Massacre Trials | 68 |
| Winner of four consecutive Emmys for his sitcom role as a prosecutor | 68 |
| "I really shouldn't ... well, a little can't hurt" | 68 |
| She played the created object of desire in "Weird Science" | 68 |
| President who said "I'm an idealist without illusions" | 68 |
| Medieval slave killed on every episode of "South Serfdom"? | 68 |
| "Wait," I said, "I thought there was a ___" ... | 68 |
| "The Men Who Tread on the Tiger's Tail" director, 1945 | 68 |
| Billy Dee Williams's role in the "Star Wars" franchise | 68 |
| 1971 film that was Cybill Shepherd's debut, with "The" | 68 |
| Device that can tell if someone's recently vacationed in Hawaii? | 68 |
| Tagline for the biopic "Dudley" starring bandleader Brown? | 68 |
| Christmaslike celebration on the Wookiee planet in a 1978 TV special | 68 |
| "Shh! I want to hear what Benjamin Netanyahu has to say!"? | 68 |
| ____ Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise : Morris-Bolcon cult song | 68 |
| Brokerage instruction to buy or sell only a specific amount or price | 68 |
| The Who album featuring a 15-minute jam on "My Generation" | 68 |
| Singer/dancer/actress once called the "Queen of Las Vegas" | 68 |
| 1970s-'80s NCAA college football record-holding quarterback Neil | 68 |
| "Guys and Dolls" number that ends with the rolling of dice | 68 |
| Home in on, or what you must do twice in order to finish this puzzle | 68 |
| Scorsese film before "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" | 68 |
| "Kokomo" cowriter Terry who was Doris Day's only child | 68 |
| Iconic thrash band with the debut album "Kill 'Em All" | 68 |
| Start of a sub-headline that ran in the WSJ sports section on 4/1/14 | 68 |
| Pitching stat for a Rastafarian in Tokyo or a Cambodian in Key West? | 68 |
| "... and a box set of Robert ___ DVDs was under the tree." | 68 |
| ___ Brewster, beleaguered nephew in "Arsenic and Old Lace" | 68 |
| Set of two contrary options that lead to the same unhappy conclusion | 68 |
| "5. Hard to believe I rocked ___ as facial hair for years" | 68 |
| Billy Joel song used as the original "Bosom Buddies" theme | 68 |
| Dubliner's song about the aftereffects of his lifelong drinking? | 68 |
| Part of the refrain before "hey hey hey" in a 1969 #1 song | 68 |
| Mid-90s arcade basketball game that failed to include Michael Jordan | 68 |
| CNN show that certainly won't be doing any pieces on teabagging? | 68 |
| Why the convent's head couldn't find information on the nun? | 68 |
| Her "Don't Know Why" was 2002's Record of the Year | 68 |
| With "We're," last-place team's expression in June | 68 |
| Statement after Vietnamese emperor Bao Dai's abdication in 1945? | 68 |
| Lyric repeated by Lennon before "my love will turn you on" | 68 |
| Band with "This Too Shall Pass" and other viral video hits | 68 |
| Celebrity twins who own the Dualstar Entertainment Group, familiarly | 68 |
| "To love __ is the beginning of a lifelong romance": Wilde | 68 |
| Where signs of visiting prostitutes are most frequent in the aviary? | 68 |
| Swap involving a farm animal and the old man's garden implement? | 68 |
| Greek island that was a source of fine white marble in ancient times | 68 |
| Where "all the people that come and go stop and say hello" | 68 |
| Duke Ellington standard whose name means "lost" in Spanish | 68 |
| “I added some more elements to my table,” Mendeleev said ___ | 68 |
| Raskolnikov portrayer in 1935's "Crime and Punishment" | 68 |
| Katharina's match in ''The Taming of the Shrew'' | 68 |
| Keyboard technique suggested by the instruction "attacca"? | 68 |
| 15th-century pontiff who was the only pope to write an autobiography | 68 |
| Sugar pill that "the Science Guy" stops being addicted to? | 68 |
| Wedding invitation term that means "You may bring a guest" | 68 |
| ... PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT, PORTERHOUSE STEAK, and PORTMANTEAU WORD | 68 |
| Longtime host of PBS's "Championship Ballroom Dancing" | 68 |
| Punk rock band whose most famous song is a prayer to the Virgin Mary | 68 |
| "Therefore, I have proven the existence of jalapeños!"? | 68 |
| Response to actress Bracco's "What's for brunch?"? | 68 |
| Diploma only slightly more difficult than Underwater Basket Weaving? | 68 |
| Heavy metal band whose first album was "Out of the Cellar" | 68 |
| Anjelica Huston's hubby in ''The Addams Family'' | 68 |
| What a goofy, witty waitstaff provides? (Everyone is alive and well) | 68 |
| Sister of actor Emilio and semi-regular on "The West Wing" | 68 |
| Award-winning 2002 Italian film whose title means "breath" | 68 |
| 2012 NFL draft pick with the same name as his grandfather, for short | 68 |
| Drugs purchased with settlement money from Napster-related lawsuits? | 68 |
| Johnny ___ (Edward G. Robinson's "Key Largo" gangster) | 68 |
| Gets past a last difficulty ... or a hint to this puzzle's theme | 68 |
| Polish-born musician who was awarded a Presidential Medal of Freedom | 68 |
| Newly-elected senator married to a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader | 68 |
| 1967 #1 hit with the lyric "Who could hang a name on you?" | 68 |
| Lead a law-abiding life as a former criminal, in British slang (1,8) | 68 |
| Drag performer with a wax likeness in New York's Madame Tussauds | 68 |
| What you should hear in the background as you're solving/playing | 68 |
| "We're the reason for the season" could be their motto | 68 |
| What a plagiarist might write with someone else's original idea? | 68 |
| Actor who always looks like he's about to kick someone's ass | 68 |
| "I Really Like Him" singer in "Man of La Mancha" | 68 |
| California city that's home to the Ghirardelli Chocolate Company | 68 |
| It lost out to "The Phantom of the Opera" for Best Musical | 68 |
| Take a pink balloon, twist it in the middle, then twist at both ends | 68 |
| "Not gonna happen. Didn't you hear me the first time?" | 68 |