| Text | Length |
| Mr. Griffith | 12 |
| Mr. Grundy | 10 |
| Mr. Guinness | 12 |
| Mr. Guthrie | 11 |
| Mr. Gynt | 8 |
| Mr. Hamburger? | 14 |
| Mr. Hammarskjöld | 19 |
| Mr. Handsome | 12 |
| Mr. Hankey, the Christmas ___ | 29 |
| Mr. Hansen's mellow outing "___ Change" | 53 |
| Mr. Hart | 8 |
| Mr. Heap | 8 |
| Mr. Heep | 8 |
| Mr. Hemingway | 13 |
| Mr. Hendrix | 11 |
| Mr. Hershiser | 13 |
| Mr. Heyerdahl | 13 |
| Mr. Hickok | 10 |
| Mr. High-and-Mighty | 19 |
| Mr. Hiss | 8 |
| Mr. Hockey's surname | 24 |
| Mr. Hoggett's wife, in "Babe" | 43 |
| Mr. Holden | 10 |
| Mr. Holland portrayer | 21 |
| Mr. Hood et al. | 15 |
| Mr. Hoople | 10 |
| Mr. Horn | 8 |
| Mr. Houston | 11 |
| Mr. Howe | 8 |
| Mr. Hudson | 10 |
| Mr. Hulot portrayer | 19 |
| Mr. Hulot portrayer Jacques | 27 |
| Mr. Hulot's creator | 23 |
| Mr. Hulot's player, in films | 32 |
| Mr. Hulot's portrayer | 25 |
| Mr. Humphrey | 12 |
| Mr. Hunter | 10 |
| Mr. Huntley | 11 |
| Mr. Hurok et al. | 16 |
| Mr. Hurok's | 15 |
| Mr. Hyde and his ilk | 20 |
| Mr. Hyde creator's monogram | 31 |
| Mr. Hyde went through them | 26 |
| Mr. Hyde's alter ego | 24 |
| Mr. Hyde's creator | 22 |
| Mr. Hyde, alternately | 21 |
| Mr. Hyde, e.g. | 14 |
| Mr. Hyde, for Dr. Jekyll | 24 |
| Mr. Hyde, for one | 17 |
| Mr. Hyde, to Dr. Jekyll | 23 |
| Mr. Iacocca | 11 |
| Mr. in Munich | 14 |
| Mr. in Belém | 15 |
| Mr. in Berlin | 13 |
| Mr. in Bombay | 13 |
| Mr. in Calcutta | 15 |
| Mr. in Hamburg | 14 |
| Mr. in Helsinki | 15 |
| Mr. in Madras | 13 |
| Mr. in Mumbai | 13 |
| Mr. in Munich | 13 |
| Mr. in Munster | 14 |
| Mr. in New Delhi | 16 |
| Mr. in the vending machine | 26 |
| Mr. in the vending machine, once | 32 |
| Mr. Incredible wears one | 24 |
| Mr. Irish Rose | 14 |
| Mr. Ives | 8 |
| Mr. Jaggers's ward, in Dickens | 34 |
| Mr. Jean Acker, for 6 hours | 27 |
| Mr. Jeter | 9 |
| Mr. Jinks, for one | 18 |
| Mr. Jones | 9 |
| Mr. Kabibble | 12 |
| Mr. Kadiddlehopper | 18 |
| Mr. Kadiddlehopper of classic TV | 32 |
| Mr. Kaplan | 10 |
| Mr. Kaye | 8 |
| Mr. Kazan | 9 |
| Mr. Kefauver | 12 |
| Mr. Kelly | 9 |
| Mr. Kent | 8 |
| Mr. Khachaturian | 16 |
| Mr. Khrushchev | 14 |
| Mr. King | 8 |
| Mr. King Cole's | 19 |
| Mr. Knievel | 11 |
| Mr. Know-It-All | 15 |
| Mr. Kojak | 9 |
| Mr. Konihowski | 14 |
| Mr. Kosygin | 11 |
| Mr. Kotter's portrayer | 26 |
| Mr. Kovacs | 10 |
| Mr. Kovacs's widow | 22 |
| Mr. Kramden | 11 |
| Mr. Kringle | 11 |
| Mr. Kristofferson | 17 |
| Mr. Lamb | 8 |
| Mr. Landon | 10 |
| Mr. Lanza | 9 |
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