| He charges in Mexico City | 25 |
| He championed the creation of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences | 77 |
| He challenged Martin Luther | 27 |
| He chalked up 915 points | 24 |
| He caused earthquakes | 21 |
| He caused Desdemona's demise | 32 |
| He caught Larsen's perfect game | 35 |
| He caught Holyfield's ear | 29 |
| He caught his adversary's ear | 33 |
| He caught for Whitey | 20 |
| He caught Don's perfect game | 32 |
| He caught Don's 1956 World Series perfect game | 50 |
| He catches for Dice-K | 21 |
| He cast the Killing Curse on Dumbledore | 39 |
| He cast spells with "Abraca-pocus" and "Hocus-cadabra" in a 1963 cartoon short | 98 |
| He cashes forged checks | 23 |
| He carved "The Kiss" | 30 |
| He carried a lamp, looking for an honest man | 44 |
| He carried a lamp looking for an honest man | 43 |
| He captured Stony Point: 1779 | 29 |
| He captured Boss Tweed | 22 |
| He can't take it | 20 |
| He can't stop falling in love | 33 |
| He can't stand the heat | 27 |
| He can't spell chickadee | 28 |
| He can't recall | 19 |
| He can't go home again | 26 |
| He can't get enough of snuff | 32 |
| He can't get a break | 24 |
| He can't catch a break | 26 |
| He can't bear anyone | 24 |
| He can't be trusted | 23 |
| He can't be a DH | 20 |
| He can tell you how to get to Sesame Street | 43 |
| He can tell if "you might be a redneck" | 49 |
| He can sometimes be found near Wenda or Wizard Whitebeard | 57 |
| He can put you off | 18 |
| He can make you safe at home | 28 |
| He can hold his head high | 25 |
| He can help you play your cards right | 37 |
| He can help you fall asleep | 27 |
| He can hardly give a hoot | 25 |
| He can go to blazes | 19 |
| He can give a lame duck a check? | 32 |
| He can finish a cake by himself | 31 |
| He can dig it! | 14 |
| He can be seen on a $50 bill | 28 |
| He can be an old goat | 21 |
| He cameth before the refrigerator | 33 |
| He came out of retirement to play Winston Churchill in "Inglorious Basterds" | 86 |
| He came out of retirement in 1980 | 33 |
| He came on after Monroe | 23 |
| He came in from the cold | 24 |
| He came between Tyler and Taylor | 32 |
| He came between James and Millard | 33 |
| He came between Harry and Jack | 30 |
| He came back to "The Tonight Show" in March | 53 |
| He came as Klinger | 18 |
| He came after Jimmy | 19 |
| He came after Churchill | 23 |
| He came after Cain and Abel | 27 |
| He came after Bill and George | 29 |
| He came after Bacon | 19 |
| He came ____ he conquered | 27 |
| He calls the shots | 18 |
| He calls no place home | 22 |
| He calls K's | 16 |
| He calls jealousy a "green-eyed monster" | 50 |
| He calls Homer his "neighborino" | 42 |
| He calls his guitar "Lucille" | 39 |
| He calls his cutlass Johnny Corkscrew | 37 |
| He called wedlock "The most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised" | 87 |
| He called the U.S. vice presidency a "most insignificant office" | 74 |
| He called the U.S. pres. a "glorified public relations man" | 69 |
| He called Richie's mom "Mrs. C" | 45 |
| He called jealousy "the green-eyed monster" | 53 |
| He called his critics "pusillanimous pussyfooters" | 60 |
| He called his art "hand-painted dream photographs" | 60 |
| He called Andy "Paw" | 30 |
| He called a strike? | 19 |
| He burned up the courts in the 70's | 39 |
| He bullied George McFly | 23 |
| He built the Temple of Venus and Roma | 37 |
| He built and sold theremins before inventing his namesake instrument | 68 |
| He built a better plow | 22 |
| He bugs you | 11 |
| HE BUGS GORE? | 13 |
| He bugs Bugs | 12 |
| He brown-bags it | 16 |
| He brought Dracula to life | 26 |
| He brought down Al | 18 |
| He brought Bunker to TV | 23 |
| He broke with Stalin in 1948 | 28 |
| He broke Ty's record for career hits in September 1985 | 58 |
| He broke Ruth's record | 26 |
| He broke Mickey's record for most games played as a Yankee on August 29, 2011 | 81 |
| He broke Lou's consecutive games record | 43 |
| He broke Gehrig's 70-year all-time hits record | 50 |
| He brings the house down in Britain | 35 |
| He brings the heat when he gets the finger | 42 |