| He often wears a brown porkpie and a red-and-white polka-dot necktie | 68 |
| He often said "I pity the fool!" | 42 |
| He often receives a touching portrayal | 38 |
| He often puts Lois in danger | 28 |
| He often leaves his initial behind | 34 |
| He often jumped into the General Lee | 36 |
| He often had two thumbs up | 26 |
| He often called his partners "Porcupine" and "Puddin'head" | 82 |
| He often batted after Babe | 26 |
| He of three sixes | 17 |
| He of the magical silk hat | 26 |
| He of the knitted brow | 22 |
| He of the aging portrait | 24 |
| He of the "lean and hungry look" | 42 |
| He of "a lean and hungry look" | 40 |
| He observed labor days | 22 |
| He notched 363 victories | 24 |
| He no longer has Shields | 24 |
| He never wins | 13 |
| He never reigns but he pores? | 29 |
| He never reached his peak? | 26 |
| He never grew up | 16 |
| He never finished his Tenth Symphony | 36 |
| He never dies | 13 |
| He never arrives onstage | 24 |
| He needs seeds | 14 |
| He needs no mike | 16 |
| He needs drying out | 19 |
| He named Natal on Christmas Day of 1497 | 39 |
| He named Louisiana | 18 |
| He named a minor character in his most famous work Vivian Darkbloom, an anagram of his name | 91 |
| He murdered his brother Bleda | 29 |
| He moved the Dodgers to Los Angeles | 35 |
| He moved into the White House in 1993 | 37 |
| He moved from L.A. to Miami | 27 |
| He moonwalked before Michael | 28 |
| He mooches | 10 |
| He moderated "What's My Line?" | 44 |
| He mocked Demeter and became a lizard | 37 |
| He missed the unicorn, according to the song | 44 |
| He minded the stoa | 18 |
| He milks his assets for all they're worth | 45 |
| He might welcome a dude | 23 |
| He might want to engage you | 27 |
| He might use a ladder | 21 |
| He might steal from a yenta | 27 |
| He might sing out: "That's a moray!" | 50 |
| He might say: "That's a moray!" | 45 |
| He might say, "That's a moray!" | 45 |
| He might say, "Phrase" | 32 |
| He might salute Maj. P. Diddy | 29 |
| He might remind you of someone | 30 |
| He might put chills up your spine | 33 |
| He might play the sticks | 24 |
| He might make himself clear | 27 |
| He might have said "Thank goodness it's Friday" | 61 |
| He might have described himself as a coated knowledge professor | 63 |
| He might give you a bum steer | 29 |
| He might get hooked | 19 |
| He might be in chains | 21 |
| He might be in a cast | 21 |
| He might also be a groomsman | 28 |
| He might "report to the lobby" the same time as you | 61 |
| He metes meats | 14 |
| He met with Nixon in 1972 | 25 |
| He met Sally | 12 |
| He met Charon in the underworld | 31 |
| He merged with Pepsi in '65 | 31 |
| He mends and emends | 19 |
| He means war | 12 |
| He may work at home | 19 |
| He may walk a lot? | 18 |
| He may use faint praise | 23 |
| He may take liberties with women? | 33 |
| He may swing from the heels | 27 |
| He may shout "you're not my real mom!" | 52 |
| He may recommend prunes? | 24 |
| He may read up on changing diapers | 34 |
| He may play a part | 18 |
| He may or may not need a razor | 30 |
| He may OK a TKO | 15 |
| He may OK a KO | 14 |
| He may not be far from Barbie | 29 |
| He may have small arms? | 23 |
| He may have small arms | 22 |
| He may have many lines memorized | 32 |
| He may have a lot to think about | 32 |
| He may have a hod life | 22 |
| He may have a coach | 19 |
| He may have a beat | 18 |
| He may go stir crazy | 20 |
| He may give you a seat | 22 |
| He may give three jeers | 23 |
| He may give a Yank the thumb | 28 |
| He may get you out of the hole | 30 |
| He may get the shaft | 20 |
| He may get the blues | 20 |
| He may fix his sights | 21 |
| He may do some stripping | 24 |
| He may devise or fabulize | 25 |