| He'll agree to anything | 27 |
| He'll "talk 'til his voice is hoarse" | 55 |
| He'd wizard circles around that hack Harry Potter, if you ask me | 68 |
| He'd rather not serve | 25 |
| He'd love to have you over for dinner | 41 |
| He'd like you to put up with him | 36 |
| He'd have you swallow a whopper | 35 |
| He yielded to Leo I | 19 |
| He yielded to GRF | 17 |
| He yam what he yam | 18 |
| He wrote: "A bit of talcum/Is always walcum" | 54 |
| He wrote, "Nature is full of genius" | 46 |
| He wrote, "God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform" | 75 |
| He wrote ``The Highwayman'' | 35 |
| He wrote to his "Immortal Beloved" | 44 |
| He wrote the words and music for Johnny's "A Boy Named Sue" | 73 |
| He wrote the theme for and appeared in 1962's "The Longest Day" | 77 |
| He wrote the screenplay for "The African Queen" | 57 |
| He wrote the music for "New York, New York" | 53 |
| He wrote the lyrics to Kurt's music in "Lady in the Dark" | 71 |
| He wrote the first Spanish description of America | 49 |
| He wrote the best sellers "Couplehood" and "Babyhood" | 73 |
| He wrote that government "is but a necessary evil" | 60 |
| He wrote some of his best paragraphs on Friday | 46 |
| He wrote Porgy's lyrics | 27 |
| He wrote of Walden Pond | 23 |
| He wrote of the prodigal son | 28 |
| He wrote of Pyramus and Thisbe | 30 |
| He wrote of Lenore | 18 |
| He wrote of Annabel Lee and Lenore | 34 |
| He wrote of a triumphant tortoise | 33 |
| He wrote of a giant peach | 25 |
| He wrote of a "vorpal blade" | 38 |
| He wrote of "sour grapes" | 35 |
| He wrote of "a midnight dreary" | 41 |
| He wrote of ''sour grapes'' | 43 |
| He wrote more than 100 books for boys | 37 |
| He wrote lyrics, by George! | 27 |
| He wrote lyrics to "My Way" | 37 |
| He wrote lyrics for Porgy | 25 |
| He wrote lyrics for Jerome | 26 |
| He wrote guides to Shakespeare and the Bible | 44 |
| He wrote for the Globe | 22 |
| He wrote about the Ushers | 25 |
| He wrote about the California Gold Rush | 39 |
| He wrote about sour grapes | 26 |
| He wrote about Roaring Camp | 27 |
| He wrote about Private Slovik | 29 |
| He wrote about Perry and Della | 30 |
| He wrote about Mowgli | 21 |
| He wrote about Irish nationalism | 32 |
| He wrote about Friday | 21 |
| He wrote about a jumping frog | 29 |
| He wrote about a bear in the woods | 34 |
| He wrote a play at age 93 | 25 |
| He wrote a life of Jesus | 24 |
| He wrote a hit Broadway musical with Weill | 42 |
| He wrote 23 oratorios | 21 |
| He wrote "Your Erroneous Zones" | 41 |
| He wrote "You and I have brains. The others have fluff" | 65 |
| He wrote "Yerma": 1934 | 32 |
| He wrote "Wounds in the Rain" | 39 |
| He wrote "Words are loaded pistols" | 45 |
| He wrote "Why Not the Best?" | 38 |
| He wrote "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" | 56 |
| He wrote "Who's Afraid . . . ?" | 45 |
| He wrote "Where the Money Was" | 40 |
| He wrote "What the Butler Saw" | 40 |
| He wrote "What Maisie Knew" | 37 |
| He wrote "What Do You Say After You Say Hello?" | 57 |
| He wrote "Western Star" | 33 |
| He wrote "Washington Square" | 38 |
| He wrote "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." | 77 |
| He wrote "War and Peace" | 34 |
| He wrote "Waiting for Lefty" | 38 |
| He wrote "Voyage aux Pyrénées" | 46 |
| He wrote "Venus and Adonis" | 37 |
| He wrote "Utopia" in an ancient language | 50 |
| He wrote "Up from Slavery" | 36 |
| He wrote "Ulysses" | 28 |
| He wrote "Ulalume" | 28 |
| He wrote "Uhuru" | 26 |
| He wrote "Typee" | 26 |
| He wrote "Two's Company" | 38 |
| He wrote "Two Years Before the Mast" | 46 |
| He wrote "Too Late the Phalarope" | 43 |
| He wrote "Tom Jones" | 30 |
| He wrote "To Helen" and "For Annie" | 55 |
| He wrote "To be loved, be lovable" | 44 |
| He wrote "To a Skylark" | 33 |
| He wrote "time is generally the best medicine" | 56 |
| He wrote "Time eases all things" | 42 |
| He wrote "Three Pear-Shaped Pieces" to answer criticism that his music lacked form [SEE NOTE ABOVE] | 110 |
| He wrote "This way a good soul never passes" | 54 |
| He wrote "There's a Wocket in My Pocket!" | 55 |
| He wrote "There was an old man of Thermopylae / Who never did anything properly ..." | 94 |
| He wrote "The Young Lions" | 36 |
| He wrote "The Yosemite" | 33 |
| He wrote "The Wonderful Country": 1952 | 48 |
| He wrote "The Wonder Clock" | 37 |