| Like pelicans, dietwise | 23 |
| Like pen pals | 13 |
| Like pencil nubs | 16 |
| Like Penguins or Redwings? | 26 |
| Like penmanship paper | 21 |
| Like Penn's Indian policy | 29 |
| Like penne or ziti | 18 |
| Like pens at a bank | 19 |
| Like penthouse accommodations | 29 |
| Like penthouse suites vis-Ã -vis other apartments, typically | 62 |
| Like peons | 10 |
| Like people in a group hug, presumably (and a group hug involving Tributes #7, #8, and #11) | 91 |
| Like people in a small accident | 31 |
| Like people in pews | 19 |
| Like people in the front row of a group photo, often | 52 |
| Like people under a dictator | 28 |
| Like people who don't use shampoo | 37 |
| Like people who were born yesterday | 35 |
| Like people with cooties | 24 |
| Like people with hoops in their lobes? | 38 |
| Like people with walkers, often | 31 |
| Like peopleless spacecraft | 26 |
| Like Pepé Le Pew | 19 |
| Like pepper pot | 15 |
| Like peppercorns | 16 |
| Like percale | 12 |
| Like perch skin | 15 |
| Like perennial rivals, constantly | 33 |
| Like perfect alibis | 19 |
| Like perfectionists | 19 |
| Like performance art, often | 27 |
| Like performances by the Wallendas | 34 |
| Like perfume | 12 |
| Like perilous winter roads | 26 |
| Like perishable food | 20 |
| Like perishable foods | 21 |
| Like permed hair | 16 |
| Like Perrier supporters, maybe | 30 |
| Like Perry's expedition | 27 |
| Like persiflage | 15 |
| Like personae non gratae | 24 |
| Like pet canaries | 17 |
| Like pet parakeets | 18 |
| Like PETA members | 17 |
| Like PETA members? | 18 |
| Like Pete Rose | 14 |
| Like Peter Pan | 14 |
| Like Peter Pan or some grins | 28 |
| Like petits fours | 17 |
| Like Petruchio's wench in "The Taming of the Shrew" | 65 |
| Like pets | 9 |
| Like pets, ideally | 18 |
| Like petting-zoo animals | 24 |
| Like petty officers: Abbr. | 26 |
| Like petty offs. | 16 |
| Like PFCs | 9 |
| Like pheasant | 13 |
| Like pheasant or venison | 24 |
| Like Philadelphia sports fans, often | 36 |
| Like Philadelphia, vis-a-vis Baltimore | 38 |
| Like Phileas Fogg during much of his journey | 44 |
| Like Phoenicia | 14 |
| Like Phoenix out of the ashes | 29 |
| Like Phoenix, vis-Ã -vis most cities | 38 |
| Like phonographs | 16 |
| Like photo finishes | 19 |
| Like photographable copy | 24 |
| Like photos of the Titanic before launch | 40 |
| Like phrase book entries | 24 |
| Like physiological receptors | 28 |
| Like pi | 7 |
| Like pianos and automobile engines | 34 |
| Like pianos, periodically | 25 |
| Like Picasso's guitarist | 28 |
| Like picket fences | 18 |
| Like pickle juice | 17 |
| Like pickling solutions | 23 |
| Like pickpockets | 16 |
| Like picnic hams | 16 |
| Like picture books | 18 |
| Like picture-postcard views | 27 |
| Like pie | 8 |
| Like pie with ice cream | 23 |
| Like pie? | 9 |
| Like piebald coats | 18 |
| Like pieces requiring assembly | 30 |
| Like piercing cold | 18 |
| Like Piglet | 11 |
| Like pigs | 9 |
| Like pigs' feet | 19 |
| Like pigtails | 13 |
| Like pigtails and cornrows | 26 |
| Like pillow talk | 16 |
| Like pin-up models | 18 |
| Like pinball and laundry machines, briefly | 42 |
| Like pinball machines | 21 |
| Like pinball machines, briefly | 30 |
| Like pinch-runners | 18 |
| Like Pindar's output | 24 |
| Like Pindar's poetry | 24 |