| Like food no longer safe to eat | 31 |
| Like food that makes you thirsty | 32 |
| Like food that's acceptable to cattle? | 42 |
| Like food that's good for you | 33 |
| Like food waste | 15 |
| Like foodstuffs | 15 |
| Like fooling Mother Nature, in an old margarine commercial | 58 |
| Like foolscap | 13 |
| Like football crowds | 20 |
| Like football players | 21 |
| Like forbidden fruit | 20 |
| Like Ford's logo | 20 |
| Like forearm bones | 18 |
| Like forest rocks | 17 |
| Like forest soil | 16 |
| Like forests | 12 |
| Like forget-me-nots | 19 |
| Like forgotten checks | 21 |
| Like forks | 10 |
| Like formal attire | 18 |
| Like formal clothing | 20 |
| Like formal parties | 19 |
| Like formal shirts | 18 |
| Like former admirals | 20 |
| Like former fleet admirals | 26 |
| Like fortunate subway riders | 28 |
| Like Fortunato in "The Cask of Amontillado" | 53 |
| Like Fortunato, in Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado" | 64 |
| Like Fosdick | 12 |
| Like Fosdick of the comics | 26 |
| Like foul poles | 15 |
| Like foul weather | 17 |
| Like four ill-fated popes, it's said | 40 |
| Like four or a score | 20 |
| Like four Sandy Koufax games | 28 |
| Like four U.S. presidents | 25 |
| Like fourth-down yardage | 24 |
| Like fracases | 13 |
| Like Fran Drescher's voice | 30 |
| Like France's south coast | 29 |
| Like Francisco Goya | 19 |
| Like Frank Hardy, vis-Ã -vis Joe | 34 |
| Like Franklin's Richard | 27 |
| Like frat parties | 17 |
| Like fraternity party revelers, perhaps | 39 |
| Like fraudulent accidents | 25 |
| Like freakish coincidences | 26 |
| Like free shirt w/CD | 20 |
| Like freelance work, usually | 28 |
| Like freeloaders | 16 |
| Like freeway exits | 18 |
| Like freeways | 13 |
| Like French bulldogs' ears | 30 |
| Like French doors | 17 |
| Like French fries, usually | 26 |
| Like French toast | 17 |
| Like Frere Jacques | 18 |
| Like fresh air | 14 |
| Like fresh bills | 16 |
| Like fresh brownies | 19 |
| Like fresh cake | 15 |
| Like fresh celery | 17 |
| Like fresh concrete | 19 |
| Like fresh hay | 14 |
| Like fresh iceberg lettuce | 26 |
| Like fresh layer cake | 21 |
| Like fresh lettuce | 18 |
| Like fresh matches | 18 |
| Like fresh paint | 16 |
| Like fresh piecrusts | 20 |
| Like fresh polish | 17 |
| Like fresh potato chips | 23 |
| Like fresh strawberries | 23 |
| Like fresh veggies | 18 |
| Like fresh water | 16 |
| Like freshly laid lawn | 22 |
| Like freshly poured beer | 24 |
| Like freshly washed hair | 24 |
| Like freshly-flowered graves | 28 |
| Like freshly-made S'mores | 29 |
| Like freshmen | 13 |
| Like Freudian slips | 19 |
| Like Friday | 11 |
| Like Friday or June | 19 |
| Like Fridays, in some offices | 29 |
| Like fried wontons | 18 |
| Like friendly acquaintances | 27 |
| Like friendly nations | 21 |
| Like friendship bracelets | 25 |
| Like fries, typically | 21 |
| Like frigid climates | 20 |
| Like fringe festival offerings | 30 |
| Like frittatas | 14 |
| Like Froggy's voice | 23 |
| Like front row | 14 |
| Like Frost's works | 22 |
| Like Frosted Flakes, to Tony the Tiger | 38 |
| Like frozen peas | 16 |
| Like frozen rain | 16 |
| Like fruit | 10 |