| What I hope you don't need right about now | 46 |
| What I hope the joke isn't | 30 |
| What I hope the gas pills will help stop? | 41 |
| What I got when I wanted quiet folks to sit next to | 51 |
| What I got when I hoped for substantial food on the plane | 57 |
| What I got my B.A. in | 21 |
| What I do when hungry? | 22 |
| What I did with my puzzle | 25 |
| What I did in S.F. | 18 |
| What I can be? | 14 |
| What I can be | 13 |
| What hysterics need | 19 |
| What hypocrites lack | 20 |
| What hyperactive people might be on? | 36 |
| What huskies lug | 16 |
| What huskies haul | 17 |
| What hurriers shake | 19 |
| What hurdlers do | 16 |
| What hunters hunt | 17 |
| What hungry wolves do | 21 |
| What Humpty Dumpty did | 22 |
| What humidity measures | 22 |
| What humans do | 14 |
| What humans came to Earth in, according to Raelians | 51 |
| What hulks pump | 15 |
| What hula dancers swivel | 24 |
| What Huey, Dewey and Louie call Donald | 38 |
| What Huey Lewis watches? | 24 |
| What Huey Lewis read? | 21 |
| What Hubbard's dog had | 26 |
| What houses may be built on | 27 |
| What hounds pick up | 19 |
| What hotheads fly into | 22 |
| What hotdoggers indulge in | 26 |
| What hot new band makes | 23 |
| What hot music video will go | 28 |
| What hot dogs do | 16 |
| What hot coffee may do | 22 |
| What hosts want you to make yourself? | 37 |
| What hosts may fill | 19 |
| What Horton heard | 17 |
| What Horton hatched | 19 |
| What horses with sulkies do | 27 |
| What horses are sometimes? | 26 |
| What horror writers use? | 24 |
| What horror films make the blood do | 35 |
| What horrible food may taste like | 33 |
| What Horner did | 15 |
| What horizontal head shakes signify | 35 |
| What Horace called "a short madness" | 46 |
| What hopes may do | 17 |
| What hope does, in poem | 23 |
| What Hoots is, on "Sesame Street" | 43 |
| What hoops dangle from | 22 |
| What honor students often have | 30 |
| What honey-eaters eat | 21 |
| What homework usually isn't | 31 |
| What HOMES helps you remember | 29 |
| What homeowners don't pay | 29 |
| What homeowners don't have to pay | 37 |
| What Holyfield packs | 20 |
| What Holmes sought | 18 |
| What Holmes gained | 18 |
| What holds hold | 15 |
| What holds a screen to a laptop | 31 |
| What holders of a straight do | 29 |
| What hoity-toity people put on | 30 |
| What hobos ride | 15 |
| What hobos hit | 14 |
| What Hoban designed | 19 |
| What hoarders do | 16 |
| What Hitchcock used as blood in "Psycho" | 50 |
| What hit does to the charts | 27 |
| What history repeats? | 21 |
| What histoplasmosis might be misdiagnosed as | 44 |
| What hist. majors pursue | 24 |
| What hist. and econ. majors get | 31 |
| What hiring your nephew is | 26 |
| What hiring Uncle Harry is | 26 |
| What hiphuggers hug | 19 |
| What hip-huggers hug | 20 |
| What Hingis does? | 17 |
| What Hillary did? | 17 |
| What hilarious jokes induce | 27 |
| What hikers wear? | 17 |
| What hikers rave about? | 23 |
| What highwaymen do | 18 |
| What higher prices may produce | 30 |
| What high-priced strippers who cater to dweebs see a lot of? | 60 |
| What high-powered people expend | 31 |
| What high-jumpers clear | 23 |
| What high waters reveal | 23 |
| What high spirits do | 20 |
| What high rollers roll | 22 |
| What Hester wore that Vanna might reveal | 40 |
| What Hester Prynne wore | 23 |
| What Hester Prynne had to wear | 30 |
| What Hesse called one of his novels | 35 |
| What heroes receive from mayors | 31 |
| What Hero did in sorrow | 23 |