| What one shouldn't do in a crowded theater | 46 |
| What one should take in: Abbr. | 30 |
| What one should let | 19 |
| What one should call | 20 |
| What one plays pool with? | 25 |
| What one places at rocker auction | 33 |
| What one often sees Homer do to Bart Simpson? | 45 |
| What one of the little pigs had in "This Little Pig" | 62 |
| What one of the hypocycloids in the Pittsburgh Steelers' logo represents | 76 |
| What one of the five Olympic rings stands for | 45 |
| What one of the five Olympic rings represents | 45 |
| What one of Nigel's amps goes to in "This Is Spinal Tap" | 70 |
| What one needs to spot this puzzle's theme? | 47 |
| What one needs to ride the tram | 31 |
| What one needs to get by | 24 |
| What one must have to solve this puzzle's theme answers | 59 |
| What one must do to be a gourmand | 33 |
| What one must do if the backhoe won't work? | 47 |
| What one might swim in | 22 |
| What one might stop to do? | 26 |
| What one might sneak out on | 27 |
| What one might sink to | 22 |
| What one might return to after a slump | 38 |
| What one might pick up in a bar | 31 |
| What one might go for a spin in? | 32 |
| What one might get typecast in | 30 |
| What one might do with one's fancy | 38 |
| What one might do in the forest? | 32 |
| What one might do for compliments | 33 |
| What one might do after looking | 31 |
| What one might do after a firing | 32 |
| What one might beg to do | 24 |
| What one may win by | 19 |
| What one may slip into | 22 |
| What one may see on a Cree's knee | 37 |
| What one may reveal on Facebook | 31 |
| What one may do when one speaks up? | 35 |
| What one may do to a joint? | 27 |
| What one may decide to do with a sigh | 37 |
| What one may break during exercise | 34 |
| What one may be taken for? | 26 |
| What one may be by virtue of a spot check? | 42 |
| What one little piggy had | 25 |
| What one little piggie had | 26 |
| What one little pig had | 23 |
| What one liquid said to the other liquid? | 41 |
| What one isn't? | 19 |
| What one isn't | 18 |
| What one is not? | 16 |
| What one is not | 15 |
| What one is done with? | 22 |
| What one is advised not to quit | 31 |
| What one in need may need | 25 |
| What one in control has | 23 |
| What one hopes not to get off to, on a date | 43 |
| What one has while watching an Eastwood film? | 45 |
| What one has at the top | 23 |
| What one gets reading poetry? | 29 |
| What one gets from the hot dog vendor when paying with a $5 bill? | 65 |
| What one gets for buckets, in the NBA | 37 |
| What one gets by multiplying the numbers in this puzzle's theme answers | 75 |
| What one dream said to the other dream? | 39 |
| What one doesn't pay at a clearance sale | 44 |
| What one does to a joint? | 25 |
| What one does for his own interest? | 35 |
| What one carries for parries | 28 |
| What one can see | 16 |
| What one can do, figuratively, to the last words of the four longest Across answers | 83 |
| What one beyond help may be called | 34 |
| What one becomes in Madrid | 26 |
| What one at the head of a line likes to hear | 44 |
| What one achieves by smashing one's malfunctioning smartphone against a branch? | 83 |
| What one achieves by building stages for the pope? | 50 |
| What one about to break the tape has | 36 |
| What Olympic bobsleds do | 24 |
| What Oliver wanted | 18 |
| What Oliver Twist wanted | 24 |
| What Oliver asked for more of | 29 |
| What olfactometers measure | 26 |
| What oldies evoke | 17 |
| What older baseball pitchers might do? | 38 |
| What olden days were of | 23 |
| What old-timers need to get on stage, perhaps | 45 |
| What old tires do | 17 |
| What old stogies do | 19 |
| What old soldiers do | 20 |
| What old rocker looks | 21 |
| What Old Mother Hubbard's dog had | 37 |
| What Old Mother Hubbard's dog got | 37 |
| What old grads do | 17 |
| What Old Faithful blows off | 27 |
| What old enemies may do | 23 |
| What oil helps dissolve | 23 |
| What oil cleanups clean up | 26 |
| What ogres do | 13 |
| What ogres cause | 16 |
| What Oglethorpe's colonists had incurred | 44 |
| What ogles made the handsome butcher feel like? | 47 |
| What often grows attached? | 26 |
| What often follows you | 22 |