| "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid" speaker | 105 |
| Zamboni-prepared surface, and word that can follow the last word of the puzzle's four longest answers | 105 |
| Pirate Davis who is the first MLB player to hit grand slams for two different teams in the month of April | 105 |
| ___ Gault, 387 U.S. 1 (1967) (juveniles accused of crimes in delinquency cases must be given Due Process) | 105 |
| It's the end of The World!...or not, since that was the first company to provide access to it in 1989 | 105 |
| Lindsay nominated for two "Worst Actress" Razzie Awards in 2007 for two roles in the same movie | 105 |
| French novelist Robert ___, upon whose work the 1973 thriller "The Day of the Dolphin" is based | 105 |
| Relieved comment from a "Next Food Network Star" contestant when the judge likes her fowl dish? | 105 |
| Tom's costar in "Days of Thunder," "Far and Away," and "Eyes Wide Shut" | 105 |
| "___ vuelta de tuerca" (Spanish version of Henry James's "The Turn of the Screw") | 105 |
| CUTE, NAUGHTY vegetarian seeks female for fuzzy times in underground digs. Large family not a problem ... | 105 |
| Comic who said "Adopted kids are such a pain — you have to teach them how to look like you" | 105 |
| Something that gets grabbed in a friendly competition (and a group hug involving Tributes #3, #5, and #9) | 105 |
| Dennis who said "Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money." | 105 |
| "At age 8 he got interested in some weird kind of street music, which I hoped would be ___ ..." | 105 |
| Waitress: "What'll ya have, Rocky?" Rocky: "Let's see ... some diced ___ ..." | 105 |
| What you might do if you get a dent from someone who slaps your car's hood while crossing the street? | 105 |
| Voicings of simultaneously-sounded groups of musical notes in which the root note is not in the bass part | 105 |
| "When a man is nervous about shipping breakables, I tell him, '___ carefully, sir' ..." | 105 |
| 1971 film with the tagline "You don't assign him to murder cases. You just turn him loose." | 105 |
| Modern dance music that supposedly mixes two genres that I'd be hard-pressed to differentiate, myself | 105 |
| Diner owner in the comic strip "Non Sequitur" and wife in the comic strip "Andy Capp" | 105 |
| "I'm a bit leery of dogs - it's unsettling to enter a yard and hear some ___ at me ..." | 105 |
| Red Sox pitcher Bruce who was selected to be the 1986 World Series MVP just before the Mets forced Game 7 | 105 |
| "Look at this fucking shit weÂ’re ___!" (Dennis Hopper line from "Apocalypse Now") | 105 |
| 1978 Bob Marley hit whose title words are sung four times before "... that I'm feelin'" | 105 |
| Football player-turned politician whose autobiography is titled "What Color Is a Conservative?" | 105 |
| With "The," inspirational bestseller that made About.com's "Top 10 Books of 2008" | 105 |
| Comic strip character created by Frank Willard in 1923 and continued by Ferd Johnson from 1958 until 1991 | 105 |
| "Oh 7, why'd you have to go and eat 9? And 6, did you help 7 out of fear? I'm shocked!" | 105 |
| With "The," orchestral work whose movements share the names of the starred clue/entry pairs ... | 105 |
| "... With one swing they struck the evil one right in the ___! (dispatching him instantly) ..." | 105 |
| Tipper Gore org. that placed "Darling Nikki" and "She Bop" on its Filthy Fifteen list | 105 |
| "Round and Round" glam band vs. "Twin Infinitives" punks (sometime in the 1100s B.C.) | 105 |
| HBO series with such segments as "Of Human Bondage" and "The Agony & the Ecstasy" | 105 |
| Spin Magazine called it "the one speed metal record to buy if you're only going to buy one" | 105 |
| 2011 headline in music news (I know one of them quit years ago; sue me for preferring the classic lineup) | 105 |
| "Imaginary" number in a game show skit on the BBC's "That Mitchell and Webb Look" | 105 |
| "Boxers or briefs?" and "Tell us something the voters don't know about you", e.g. | 105 |
| Reverend whose name is linked to terms like "Pazz and Jop," and this puzzle's theme answers | 105 |
| Longtime coach of the University of Chicago who was a charter member of the College Football Hall of Fame | 105 |
| “Iggy, these biographies of Stokowski and Toscanini don’t really apply to our project on ...” | 105 |
| Letter that, as it appears in the middle of this grid, can precede the first words of the starred entries | 105 |
| "Now he's spotted the pizza delivery boy, who's through the gate and crossing the ___!" | 105 |
| "___ jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine" (lyric from Johnny Cash's "Get Rhythm") | 105 |
| A-list screenwriter (and crossword fan) who won an Oscar for "Schindler's List," Steven ___ | 105 |
| Text adventure with the classic line "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue." | 105 |
| TV character who said "I wasn't known on Melmac as the whiz kid for my scholastic ability" | 104 |
| Surrealist who avoided the draft by writing the day's date in every space on his induction paperwork | 104 |
| Enclosure ... and an alphabetical listing of letters not appearing elsewhere in this puzzle's answer | 104 |
| Who said "The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall" | 104 |
| He said "The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall." | 104 |
| "Shirley Temple, The Youngest, Most Sacred Monster of the Cinema in her Time" and other pieces | 104 |
| 1983 action comedy with the tagline "When these guys hit the streets, guess what hits the fan" | 104 |
| Home or Office follower [The AV Club xword moves to a subscription model soon! - sign up at avxword.com] | 104 |
| Mumford & Sons lyric "Ships might be built for sailing my love, and ___ made for painting" | 104 |
| "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing" comedian Philips | 104 |
| Its motto is "Cor prudentis possidebit scientiam" ("The wise heart seeks knowledge") | 104 |
| Collapsed company chronicled in the 2005 documentary subtitled "The Smartest Guys in the Room" | 104 |
| Knuckleballer Yoshida, currently the only professional woman pitcher in the U.S. (for the Chico Outlaws) | 104 |
| Red Sox catcher Carlton whose 12th-inning off-the-foul-pole home run won Game 6 of the 1975 World Series | 104 |
| According to Kin Hubbard, it's "like life insurance: the older you get, the more it costs" | 104 |
| "But since I actually like Danny Glover and Steve Martin, we watched all of '___' ..." | 104 |
| "...depressed, or is ___ mess?" (lyrics to They Might Be Giants' "Particle Man") | 104 |
| Christopher who wrote "The Berlin Stories," inspiration for the play "I Am a Camera" | 104 |
| "The Brady Bunch" character who uttered the immortal line, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" | 104 |
| Painter of "Pelvis with Shadow and the Moon" and "Cow's Skull with Calico Roses" | 104 |
| 1977 memoir with the subtitle "The Turbulent True Story of a First Year at Harvard Law School" | 104 |
| Slugger Mel enshrined in the Crossword Hall of Fame (Wait, there is no such place?Well there should be!) | 104 |
| Cirque du Soleil show subtitled "An immersion into the teeming and energetic world of insects" | 104 |
| Longfellow classic containing a code that is represented within the answers to the asterisked Down clues | 104 |
| Regarding Obamacare, she said "we have to pass the bill so that we can find out what is in it" | 104 |
| Currency whose name can become its country's name by changing its last letter to an N and scrambling | 104 |
| Start of Ambrose Bierce's definition of 'Discussion' in 'The Devil's Dictionary' | 104 |
| Where "you'll drink the night away and forget about everything," per Gerry Rafferty (1978) | 104 |
| Graffiti artist who didn't win a 2011 Oscar (which made the identity-reveal speculation a non-event) | 104 |
| Guinness record-setter for "highest-rated TV series" (scoring 99 out of 100 on Metacritic.com) | 104 |
| Crime in which a vehicle's serial numbers, licence plates, etc. are copied and used on a new vehicle | 104 |
| Like snide remarks from old Russian despots? (#4 in David Yale's "Pun Enchanted Evenings") | 104 |
| Particle physicist whose findings were first accepted by Einstein, but later were shown to be fraudulent | 104 |
| Movie ticket site named after a dance, because why do things need to have anything to do with each other | 104 |
| Francis Mulcahy: "What do you shout as a warning in golf?" Radar O'Reilly: "___" | 104 |
| Serious software glitch that's certain to cause a crash or even the "blue screen of death" | 104 |
| 1982 best seller subtitled "And Other Discoveries About Human Sexuality," with "The" | 104 |
| Container that holds two generous glasses of wine (as well as a double dose of this puzzle's theme?) | 104 |
| __ Suzuki, mother of Bond's unborn child at the end of Fleming's "You Only Live Twice" | 104 |
| Item in Schrödinger's box (and in this puzzle) that exists in two different states simultaneously | 104 |
| Important trial figure, or what you'll be when you read this puzzle's other four longest answers | 104 |
| Shape formed by connecting the circled letters in alphabetical order, plus one more connection back to A | 104 |
| Politician who said "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." | 104 |
| Nanobot's hypothetical ability, and the process that's overtaken this puzzle's theme answers | 104 |
| "I Want to Hold Your Hand" through "All My Loving," on "Meet the Beatles!" | 104 |
| Result of an Oscar nominee's disappearance at an awards ceremony? [releases of 1968, 1982 and 1982] | 104 |
| Lame last-minute Halloween costume idea #4: tape some toothpicks to a negligee and bam, you're a ___ | 104 |
| He said "To play for a draw, at any rate with white, is to some degree a crime against chess." | 104 |
| 1996 Garth Brooks song whose title completes the lyric "___ had once again found its way home" | 104 |
| Novel that ends "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody" | 104 |
| What the producers of "Frida" said when they finally found someone to play her artist husband? | 104 |
| Poe poem with the lines "Lo, in yon brilliant window-niche / How statue-like I see thee stand" | 104 |
| It "delights by affording a shadow of the pleasure which exists in pain," according to Shelley | 104 |